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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: DREDIOCK on May 21, 2005, 11:32:52 AM
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On reading the AW thread it brought to mind the old macros we used to see there.
I never minded the macros and was always amused at the creativity used in some of them.
Some were simply amusing
Some were classic
"You have just been killed by the Einstein of flight" - Mc^
"You have been Reached"-- Reacher
is a couple that sticks out at the moment
course a few of my Favorites were my very own
"Beware of Ungunned 26's" - /IT\ (me)
"/IT\ KILLS!!! ///oo\\\"
"Dun dun DAH! Another kill for Captain /IT\ and his Amazing YAK"
and the classic always good for a few "ewwwes"
"I want your blood ALL OVER ME! /IT\ Kills!!!"
What were your favorite Macros? Yours or others.
If you hated macros shaddap and move onto another thread.
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"Whoops, you dropped the soap.
You have been violated by -={38 Specials}=-"
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"Ole!" used to ring out from three Damned. Anyone remember who they were?
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Ren
The Damned
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Best thing about FR was no macros. RR was considered the kiddie pool.
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The Damned only flew FR in their entire history. :D
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"Road Kill" was a favourite used by........
Jeez I have forgotten his name.......... (tip of the tongue etc)
"Howzat" was used by WoD to emphasise a certain Englishness.
and macros were used in FR as the examples above........
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Way back when the ~U.S.M.C.~ and the MAWs had a great rivalry going on most of mine were MAW related.
"run home and cry to your maw" and the like.
\_/ \_/ A toast to a fallen enemy. ~U.S.M.C.~ *Kill*
Wish I could remember more.
My favorite was from Grim (USgrim/GrimCO)...
"It's only a game twittler!"
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Nothin but smokin hair teeth and eyeballs
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We had a squad called the Clergy.Any kill over the pond caused a "Holy water provided by the clergy" macro
My personalk fav? "The next mail you get will be delivered by GROUNDHOG.":rofl
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I think SHawk had some clever ones, but forgive me if I dont remember them :)
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DIE YOU GRAVY-SUCKING PIGS!....
YOU HAVE ASSUMED ROOM TEMPERATURE!
I MAY NOT BE A FITER PILOT..BUT I DID STAY AT A HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS!
used to rotate em...was the most fun thing about RR i think;
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We had a shades squad called "The Fornicators" My Handle was "The Cunning LInguist" CPID "LIXIT" My Macro was "Tastes like chicken!"
-Sik
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Ride the Lightning!!!! -={38 Specials}=-
Ride the Runway!!!! -={38 Vulchers}=-
Ride the Rope!!!! -={38 Specials}=-
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
All in all your just a...nother brick in the wall... kILL
Also used:
Im not a real fighter pilot, but I did say at holiday Inn Expres
(At one point SHawk said kidd or somebody already used that to which I said 'tough'. 'the comercial was on while I was flying which inpired mine'
My trademark:
Murdr: was ruled the cause of death!!!
Usually had 9 avalible at a time, and rotated too many to remember.
Classics I liked:
MarAr: Need a rope? Here use mine! -={38 Speicals}=-
BRoss: Whap Whap Whap!! Who's your daddy?
(http://www.geocities.com/ftd38/Cause2.jpg)
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*KILL* By: 6GUN - Eat Lead Sucka!
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One I used the most was:
Elven magic strikes!! >>>KILL<<<
Also had an attack macro:
I'm a bully....GIMME UR LUNCH MONEY!!! IN!!
Amazing how many times the guy I was attacking never looked around after I threw that macro ;)
Also, What??? No lunch money?? >>>KILL<<<
Had lots of others too, just cant remember them all atm :)
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I hated macros, so I'll move on, but I did like Subby's "Arp!" every time she clubbed a seal.
I want to say the "Road Kill" one was Oldmn...but I could be completely wrong about that...it's been a looong time.
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Wasn't "Road Kill" Big-T?
Subby's "get off my leg!" was one of my favs " :)
culero
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Originally posted by culero
Wasn't "Road Kill" Big-T?
Subby's "get off my leg!" was one of my favs " :)
culero
Yeah, maybe you're right...I'm getting old :lol
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My favorite was by -SF- who also later flew with The Damned for a bit..... "Bend over and breathe easy - I'm withdrawin me Shillelagh!" Got a laugh everytime I saw that one! I also remember the "Ole!" the damned sometimes did, always thought that was perty cool as well.
Clip
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Originally posted by NomadRip
I hated macros, so I'll move on, but I did like Subby's "Arp!" every time she clubbed a seal.
I want to say the "Road Kill" one was Oldmn...but I could be completely wrong about that...it's been a looong time.
Arp!
That was long ago, in galaxy far far away...If Subby showed up tomorrow it'd be like yersterday!
Chick call Subby and tell her to get online!!! :D
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The original, from before macros even existed by DeadDuck:
"QUACK!"
I hated macro's, so I created one to make fun of them that was three lines long so it would scroll anything in the text buffer completely off the screen. I dont remember the wording exactly as it was 10+ years ago but it went something like this:
This kill macro was produced by Me,
provided to you by the dweeb I just killed
Thank you, and your welcome
Nobody ever said anything about it, but I'm sure it was annoying. :)
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"CLUB" was popular for a while :)
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Originally posted by Tilt
"Road Kill" was a favourite used by........
Jeez I have forgotten his name.......... (tip of the tongue etc)
Big-T(ip of the tongue)
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Think I had three macros.
. KILL 479th
. KILL 479th
Someone just got a lead enema. KILL 479th
ack-ack
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Which reminds me...anyone ever hear from Moggy or Columbo?
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Moggy pops into Big Week every once in awhile. Think he's on a quest to find the perfect Russian mail order bride so communication with him can be at best spotty at times.
ack-ack
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Thanks Ack-Ack. It would be nice to see him flying again. :)
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"Jethro, Elly May, come arunnin. I done kilt me a possum"
Geeeeezz.. I loved macros.
Wasn`t a macro , but I used to laugh every time Lanny said "Just call me butter cause I`m on a roll".
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Pasha: You've just been killed by a $9.95 joystick!
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Originally posted by Seeker
Pasha: You've just been killed by a $9.95 joystick!
:D
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Originally posted by Seeker
Pasha: You've just been killed by a $9.95 joystick!
and a ten cent haircut. :p
-Sik
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Think he's on a quest to find the perfect Russian mail order bride so communication with him can be at best spotty at times.
ack-ack
Welp, guess that's a step up from the jailhouse brides he was checkin' out back in '97. :D
AckAck...next time you see him post, please, give him a "hiya" from me.
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How many old AWers noticed that these macros was mostly used against NwBie?
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From my days with the \__Flying Skillets_/========
Kill! \__Pony Style__/===== Muhahaha! Suck it dowwwwwwn!
Btw, I miss SKT.
From the DFA:
Kill! Death From Above "He's dead, Jim"
Regards
Sun
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ArloG: Now whatcha hafta go and do THAT for? Now I gotta take off again.
ArloG: Oof! Ack! *cough* *cough* *bleed* *bleed* Tell ... Laura ... I love her ....
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I always loved the kill macros in AW and used them in both FR (where I started as my husband & son - Zeb and Cloud - were there) and in RR (which I 'discovered' after becoming a Game Assistant :lol)
I think the reason they were not as noticeable in FR was because most of us were tuned to squad vox channels rather than channel 1, and therefore our kill macros only appeared on channel 2. However, as more people left to come here, I often found I was the only squad-member online so I would keep channel 1 tuned instead. I started sending my kill macros over channel 1, much to the annoyance of the macro-haters! :D The more they complained, the more I enjoyed it - especially when one person created his own macro complaining about macros! :rofl
The best macros by far though were in the RR arenas where they were an acceptable part of the gameplay. I hated the attitude of many of the FR players towards RR players, and started playing in RR more often than FR during the last year or so. OK some of the things were gamey (like landing at an enemy field in a bomber, taxiing into a hangar and having the gunners shoot it down from the inside, or parking a bomber behind the spawn point of an enemy field and shooting them as they spawned) but it was great fun and I'd often be in stitches with laughing so much.
Some of the macros I used over the years were:
Another Foe Felled by Flos!
Killed by a Krait! Hissssssssss!
Killed by a Hell God(dess)!
:p :)
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I never made a kill macro for myself, bit I did enjoy a lot of them.
The ones I hated were the guys who just typed out "1/2/3/etc"--too self-important, and no imagination. I made a special point of hunting these individuals.
I miss AW. I'd still be playing it if I had that opportunity. AH, as excellent as it is, just isn't the same.
J_A_B
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
Which reminds me...anyone ever hear from Moggy or Columbo?
I saw moggy in AH1 for a day or two...Russian wife ack?
DmdMax
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LPN had "Its tuff to soar with eagles when you fly with turkeys", and TRIX had a "pre-kill" macro "Check six! It's TRIX!" Another I liked was "He's up ! He's down! He's all around Mafia Kill!"
None of mine were "witty" enough to post here :D
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Originally posted by J_A_B
I never made a kill macro for myself, bit I did enjoy a lot of them.
The ones I hated were the guys who just typed out "1/2/3/etc"--too self-important, and no imagination. I made a special point of hunting these individuals.
I miss AW. I'd still be playing it if I had that opportunity. AH, as excellent as it is, just isn't the same.
J_A_B
I just never got around to making a macro. I was one of the 1/2/3/ guys. I usually only got to 2. Hmm wonder if it was you that would finish me off before 3?:D There wasn't a lot of Macros when I played. One I do remember was "You've been Yak'ed" Or something similar? Thats been about 13 years ago for me though , I was Yak'ed quite a bit.:)
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Originally posted by NoBaddy
Welp, guess that's a step up from the jailhouse brides he was checkin' out back in '97. :D
AckAck...next time you see him post, please, give him a "hiya" from me.
Same here Ack-Ack. Tell him to get a young one. If she's young and don't know any better maybe he can get back up flying. Athough if he gets a young one maybe he won't want to. :) Hey, for all I know he's still on a Mac and never went over to the dark side....
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
Same here Ack-Ack. Tell him to get a young one. If she's young and don't know any better maybe he can get back up flying. Athough if he gets a young one maybe he won't want to. :) Hey, for all I know he's still on a Mac and never went over to the dark side....
Nah, matter of fact he was asking about what people like in controllers recently, said he was thinking about flying again.
I think he's too chicken to get in here with us, tho :)
culero (somebody cross-post that!)
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Yup Road kill was Big-T. Thanks
Vulch just used "hissssss"
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Originally posted by Tilt
Yup Road kill was Big-T. Thanks
Vulch just used "hissssss"
Yeah, I remember that...I miss the Kraits.
culero
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I used my Gary Cooper macro...
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I used a macro to drop troops. I saw very few macros in FR. Probably one of the reasons I flew FR almost exclusively (I flew RR a couple of times for flybys).
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Originally posted by Tilt
Yup Road kill was Big-T
Yep, I was "Road Kill" for Big-T more times than I care to admit :). We didn't use marcos, but I always liked JG27's "Horrido".
Cya Up!
Dawg
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Originally posted by culero
Yeah, I remember that...I miss the Kraits.
We're still here, but most have gone to other squads.... :(
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Originally posted by Flossy
We're still here, but most have gone to other squads.... :(
Shame, I loved tagging along when I could, you were a special bunch :)
culero
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I was always too lazy to use a macro. Looking back...the whole idea seems kinda odd. Almost like a kid with a can of spray paint marking his turf. Or a dog...well...
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I never really needed a kill macro. But I did fly a goon a lot… You knew a base was going to be captured within a few seconds when I sent out the message,
“Okay kids… GET OFF THE BUS!”
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I borrowed my lines from LOONEY TOONS. After getiing shot down, which was often: "Ooooohhh Blast yer mangy hide, ya flee-bitten varmint!!" And upon getting a kill: "Take that!! Ya durned galoot!"
heheh, Yosemite Sam is still my favorite. There were other, similar macros I used, all taken from YS.
Oh, and I only flew FR;)
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>>"Road Kill" was a favourite used by........ <<
I think that was Big T
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My squadmates and I used simple macros if at all; mine was "nme destroyed".
OTOH, there were many whose macros and squadnames were a bit too much, and were looked down on. As an example..."no need to change yer underwear! You have been shot down by ***** of the Screaming hell avengers!!!
LOL! There were many waaay overdone macros like that. :D
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Too many to list them all but here are a couple from my STD's (Smak Talkin Dweebs) Squad...
Another victom of an STD.... Kill.... Smak Talkin Dweebs!!
I put sumptin on you the Dr. Cant take off! Kill... STD's!!!
You shoulda brought better protection! Kill... STD's!!!
(http://www.soundsmithmusic.com/sh/images/hh-alt-3x3.jpg)
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Moggy pops into Big Week every once in awhile. Think he's on a quest to find the perfect Russian mail order bride so communication with him can be at best spotty at times.
ack-ack
...and Columbo is still keelin at WarBirds on his Mac.
On subject: Anyone remember "You've Been Thrilled!"?
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Col never came over to the dark side? Now that's dedication! Kinda insane but dedication, none the less :).
Wish listen to the force and spend a few hundred bucks. It'd be nice to see him up flying that beater spin dweeb 38 again :)
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Originally posted by DamnedRen
Col never came over to the dark side? Now that's dedication! Kinda insane but dedication, none the less :).
Wish listen to the force and spend a few hundred bucks. It'd be nice to see him up flying that beater spin dweeb 38 again :)
Yup, chatted with him in the game prolly six months ago--he's still doing the Alaskan bush pilot thing and is as deadly (and grumpy) as ever. Wish we could talk him into AH but we'd hafta buy the computer and fly up there and set it up for him prolly.
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My favorite of all time...I saw on an early Thanksgiving evening...not my creation, sad to say:
Had my turkey, had my pie...now it's time for you to DIE! KILL!
ROX
PigStompers
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Originally posted by Jackal1
How many old AWers noticed that these macros was mostly used against NwBie?
lol
Woulda been nicer if the pony dweeb -cough cough -nod nod - nudge nudge... wasn't making subway entrances all night
:rofl
NwBie
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Hehe! You got sump`n against subways? :)
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macros, there wasn't and still isn't any sweeter moment to experience in virtual aircombat than bearing down on some dweeb coming off a rope that he's just a little too proud of and then you see the macro pop up on chnl 1 just as he drops into gun range and you realize this particular dweeblet is one you particularly hate.
Dweeb: You've been whacked by SuperAce of the flying SuperAces!!!!!
Dweeb shot down.
A Kill Has Been Recorded.
ahh the contempt the hate that flowed at that moment, it was truly precious.
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Ride the Lightning!!!! -={38 Specials}=-
Ride the Runway!!!! -={38 Vulchers}=-
Ride the Rope!!!! -={38 Specials}=-
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
All in all your just a...nother brick in the wall... kILL
Also used:
Im not a real fighter pilot, but I did say at holiday Inn Expres
(At one point SHawk said kidd or somebody already used that to which I said 'tough'. 'the comercial was on while I was flying which inpired mine'
My trademark:
Murdr: was ruled the cause of death!!!
Usually had 9 avalible at a time, and rotated too many to remember.
Classics I liked:
MarAr: Need a rope? Here use mine! -={38 Speicals}=-
BRoss: Whap Whap Whap!! Who's your daddy?
(http://www.geocities.com/ftd38/Cause2.jpg)
It's 2021 and I find myself in an old AW thread...... Been a while since I have seen that macro lol. "MarAr: Need a rope? Here use mine! -={38 Speicals}=-"