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Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: Octavius on May 21, 2005, 01:42:35 PM

This is a momentous occasion.

I named it #2.

It clogged the toilet.  That one must've been waiting in silence... building up the evil army of poop for an all out assault on my toilet.  Victory was at hand, the TP didn't scratch it... it was a two flusher for sure.

Ohhhh yeahhh.  I am beaming with pride.  Wish I had a camera... :)

ahhhh...

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: Nilsen on May 21, 2005, 01:45:57 PM

Im sure it resembles the father.

Cheers.

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: NUKE on May 21, 2005, 01:54:33 PM

I think Momus wants to eat your baby.

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: beet1e on May 21, 2005, 01:55:50 PM

You've had a baby? Great! Does your wife know? ;)

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: Furball on May 21, 2005, 02:13:04 PM

did you name it Ripsnort? :D

Title: Re: Just had a baby!
Post by: crowMAW on May 21, 2005, 02:13:05 PM

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Originally posted by Octavius
I named it #2.

Must...Resist...

Can't...

Sure it shouldn't be named Mini Me.
:lol

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: Nilsen on May 21, 2005, 02:14:19 PM

wouldnt that make it beastiality... for the turdd?

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: CPorky on May 21, 2005, 02:18:05 PM

Did it have white swirls that were donated by another individual?

:D

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Post by: Nilsen on May 21, 2005, 02:53:10 PM

eeew..

how do you know these things corky?

nevermind:

http://www.dancevision.com/images/instructors/corky_shirley_ballas.jpg

Title: Re: Just had a baby!
Post by: JB73 on May 21, 2005, 03:52:20 PM

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Originally posted by Octavius  @ 05-21-2005 01:42 PM...

WTF drunk this early in the day?
LOL

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: Octavius on May 21, 2005, 06:18:37 PM

lol, not drunk yet.  Heading out in a few minutes for a block party or something on the east side.

That was a serious toilet domination... bellybutton will be raw for a day.  It was a powerful experience and I must meditate and reflect.

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: Pooh21 on May 21, 2005, 06:21:55 PM

did you scream like a woman?

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Post by: Saintaw on May 22, 2005, 02:12:12 AM

I bet you were dying to have one of those german toilets hu?

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: beet1e on May 22, 2005, 06:49:14 AM

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Originally posted by Saintaw
I bet you were dying to have one of those german toilets hu?

Aaagh - not one of those Austrian jobs, with an "inspection platform"? LOL

Title: Just had a baby!
Post by: Charge on May 23, 2005, 06:54:27 AM

I sat on one of those "Poopspectors" while visiting Brussels a few years ago. It's cool it doesn't splash upon "release" but you gotta take some distance and carefully close the lid as it uses some pressure to wash... :p

-C+