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Title: club seals
Post by: megadud on May 22, 2005, 04:35:30 PM
wrong link...

gimme ten Minutes

.....heeelarious
Title: club seals
Post by: Nilsen on May 22, 2005, 05:31:38 PM
You dont club seals anymore.. thats so 90's

You poke them with sharp sticks, and when you come across a bunch of them you start with the cubs cause they dont fight back so much.
Title: club seals
Post by: megadud on May 22, 2005, 05:43:32 PM
i found a clip that PETA people made about clubbing baby seals. It was a bunch of guys chasing around baby seals and beating them. i gave the link but it was to a different clip. it's on ifilm.com
Title: club seals
Post by: Nilsen on May 22, 2005, 05:48:05 PM
well... we use pointy sticks now. ive petitioned for the use of chainsaws but the nature lovers claim it will be too noisy for the delicate enviroment.
Title: club seals
Post by: bigsky on May 22, 2005, 06:05:15 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
well... we use pointy sticks now. ive petitioned for the use of chainsaws but the nature lovers claim it will be too noisy for the delicate enviroment.

too bad, the club is the humane tool for killing baby seals. you dont want to harm the pelt err skin.
Title: club seals
Post by: culero on May 22, 2005, 08:00:35 PM
Its all in the wrist :)

culero
Title: club seals
Post by: hawker238 on May 22, 2005, 08:14:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by megadud
i found a clip that PETA people made about clubbing baby seals. It was a bunch of guys chasing around baby seals and beating them. i gave the link but it was to a different clip. it's on ifilm.com


You find it hilarious?
Title: club seals
Post by: spitfiremkv on May 22, 2005, 08:35:04 PM
let him be, he's just a kid trying to imitate the adults berating PETA.
Title: club seals
Post by: tapakeg on May 22, 2005, 08:52:29 PM
what is so wrong with trying to protect innocent animals?

I understand there are radical lunatic PETA screwballs who do wrong things for the right reason, but is it so manly to bash PETA?

I don't get it.

bash the radicals, screw with em on bbs,  all funny....   but why the constant attack on peta in general?


There are some sick people doing unthinkable things to defenseless animals who could use some help.  Quit trying to act all macho bravado and attack peta.

Tapakeg
Title: club seals
Post by: Hangtime on May 22, 2005, 08:58:01 PM
Thats the function of ASPCA.

PETA sould be exported to Norway. They still hunt whales in Norway. Let GSchlitz deal with 'em.
Title: club seals
Post by: Hawklore on May 22, 2005, 09:15:15 PM
Jacksonville needs an ASPCA..

Any former Cops/EMT's/Animal Doc ( I kept spelling veteran ) wanna start one up in Jax?
Title: club seals
Post by: ASTAC on May 22, 2005, 09:18:23 PM
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Jacksonville needs an ASPCA..

Any former Cops/EMT's/Animal Doc ( I kept spelling veteran ) wanna start one up in Jax?


Jacksonville

SPCA
    8464 Beach Blvd, Jacksonville, FL (904) 725-8768

There ya go..they got a shelter at least.
Title: club seals
Post by: tapakeg on May 22, 2005, 09:21:03 PM
If I donate to any charity, it's the SPCA first.
Title: club seals
Post by: Hawklore on May 22, 2005, 09:28:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ASTAC
Jacksonville

SPCA
    8464 Beach Blvd, Jacksonville, FL (904) 725-8768

There ya go..they got a shelter at least.


-rant deleted-

I think thats the city though..

We have a humane society thats going No kill..
Title: club seals
Post by: megadud on May 22, 2005, 09:31:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by spitfiremkv
let him be, he's just a kid trying to imitate the adults berating PETA.


your an idiot.
Title: club seals
Post by: Cougar68 on May 22, 2005, 09:33:18 PM
No kill shelters sound like a good idea, heck all the animals live.  But what happens to the animals that nobody wants to adopt?  They live out their lives in a small cage and become neurotic until by the Grace of God they pass on.
Title: club seals
Post by: Thrawn on May 22, 2005, 09:55:12 PM
What the hell do you expect us to do with no hockey?
Title: club seals
Post by: Masherbrum on May 22, 2005, 11:58:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
You dont club seals anymore.. thats so 90's

You poke them with sharp sticks, and when you come across a bunch of them you start with the cubs cause they dont fight back so much.


Pups, Nilsen, Pups!  Damn Norwegians :)


Karaya
Title: club seals
Post by: Holden McGroin on May 23, 2005, 12:07:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by tapakeg
what is so wrong with trying to protect innocent animals?


There are no innocent animals.  Friggin seals.... I hate 'em :mad:
Title: club seals
Post by: megadud on May 23, 2005, 12:26:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
There are no innocent animals.  Friggin seals.... I hate 'em :mad:


:rofl                   :rofl                :rofl
            :lol                       :lol
     :rofl
Title: club seals
Post by: capt. apathy on May 23, 2005, 01:26:08 AM
when my girls were young (4 & 6 yrs old) they were all dressed up in their easter dresses (complete with the hats and gloves) looking very cute as we walked past some PETA protesters downtown.

the protesters found it less than entertaining when I had my daughters do a little song for them, complete with a very cute dance that I just cant do justice too with a description.

the song goes like this-

Way up North where it's cold
And you know there ain't no gold
People make their living off of seal skins they have sold

But me I like to kill 'em
Because it's so full fill'n
And I hate To see a baby seal grow old

Now, you don't kill a seal
Because you want a meal
You club 'em 'cause you want to hear the little sucker squeal

You step on the head and you do this just for kicks
While you poke them in the eyes with your eye-poke'n-sticks


 the last line is done in the Shirley Temple type voice as they do a little twirl.  it's quite lovely.
Title: club seals
Post by: megadud on May 23, 2005, 01:30:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by capt. apathy
when my girls were young (4 & 6 yrs old) they were all dressed up in their easter dresses (complete with the hats and gloves) looking very cute as we walked past some PETA protesters downtown.

the protesters found it less than entertaining when I had my daughters do a little song for them, complete with a very cute dance that I just cant do justice too with a description.

the song goes like this-

Way up North where it's cold
And you know there ain't no gold
People make their living off of seal skins they have sold

But me I like to kill 'em
Because it's so full fill'n
And I hate To see a baby seal grow old

Now, you don't kill a seal
Because you want a meal
You club 'em 'cause you want to hear the little sucker squeal

You step on the head and you do this just for kicks
While you poke them in the eyes with your eye-poke'n-sticks


 the last line is done in the Shirley Temple type voice as they do a little twirl.  it's quite lovely.


ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

that's classic..WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
Title: club seals
Post by: rpm on May 23, 2005, 01:50:35 AM
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