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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on November 27, 2000, 10:31:00 AM
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Al Gore and George W. Bush found themselves in the same barbershop at the same time, seated side by side, getting the works. Their barbers finished shaving the two presidential candidates right about the same time, and each barber reached for some aftershave to slap on the customers' faces.
Gore shouted, "Hey, don't put that crap on me! My wife will think I've been in a potatohouse!"
Bush said calmly to his own barber: "Go ahead and put it on. "My" wife doesn't know what the inside of a potatohouse smells like."
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The don't shag potatos where Bush come from.
If he'd worn a woolen sweater, he'd be in trouble though.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
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Bush said calmly to his own barber: "Go ahead and put it on. "My" wife doesn't know what the inside of a potatohouse smells like."
Are you saying she made house calls instead? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Bush and Gore are involved in a slight car accident, which leaves both of them shaken but unhurt. As they both get out of their cars to inspect the damage, Bush says,
"Phew! That was a close one - jeez we were lucky!!!"
To which Gore replies, "We sure were, are you ok?"
"I think so," says Bush, "Just a bit shaken."
"Give me a second, I've got some whiskey in the boot." Gore pulls out a large bottle of JD and passes it, unopened, to Bush.
"Thanks Al." And Bush takes a large swig of it. He looks at a smiling Gore and asks, "Aren't you having any?"
"Nah, I'm gonna wait for the cops."
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)