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Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2005, 09:19:15 AM

Or do I need Pirate school first?
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/7109603/98178210.jpg)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Hangtime on May 27, 2005, 09:23:06 AM

Yah just gotta lop off a hand, gouge out an eye, use a chain saw on the opposite leg.

maybe get the bird some sterioids.

Need help?

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Ripsnort on May 27, 2005, 09:27:38 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Hangtime
Yah just gotta lop off a hand, gouge out an eye, use a chain saw on the opposite leg.

maybe get the bird some sterioids.

Need help?

I thought it only required the ability to pillage and burn??? :confused: :(

(http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/centennial/september/photo/Pirates.jpg)

Incidently, I have an "audition" with the Seattle Seafare pirates.  They like guys with tattoos and bald heads....:p

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Saintaw on May 27, 2005, 09:36:44 AM

I can hear that bird saying "hey, this is a nice landing strip!!!" :D

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: JimBear on May 27, 2005, 09:41:05 AM

HARRRRRRR!

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: rpm on May 27, 2005, 09:51:52 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Saintaw
I can hear that bird saying "hey, this is a nice landing strip!!!" :D

Yeah, but what about the LSO?

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Meatwad on May 27, 2005, 09:52:11 AM

To be a pirate, you will have to change your name to 'Bloodninja", and engage in acts of story telling with fellow online dwellers while constantly referring to your robe and wizard hat.

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: soda72 on May 27, 2005, 09:55:48 AM

Someone should add this to nilsen's pirate picture

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: GtoRA2 on May 27, 2005, 10:04:58 AM

To be a pirate you have to kill 10 ninjas.



Should be pretty easy...

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: takeda on May 27, 2005, 10:11:42 AM

Make sure to pillage some less ugly sofa covers ASAP. And a bigger, meaner parrot. :D

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: AWMac on May 27, 2005, 10:15:53 AM

Dr to Bird:  What the hell is that under your feet?

Bird to Dr:  I don't know Doc, it began as a pimple on my asss.

:D

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: slimm50 on May 27, 2005, 10:41:43 AM

OK you guys that're handy with photoshop, whre're teh touchups??? C'mon!!

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Hangtime on May 27, 2005, 10:49:28 AM

Never seen a bird yet that didn't crap where he stands.

Looks like that one crapped a masterpiece.

:D

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Chairboy on May 27, 2005, 11:05:20 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, I have an "audition" with the Seattle Seafare pirates.  They like guys with tattoos and bald heads....:p

Sweet!  I used to know one of those guys.  They were great to watch as a kid.  If I still lived in Seattle, I could see doing that in a heartbeat.

Incidentally, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Gunslinger on May 27, 2005, 11:13:22 AM

Rip here's a REAL pirate!

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1100842262_neilson.jpg)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2005, 11:52:35 AM

give yer birrd some steroids and poke yourself in the eye first

then..


welcome to the club rip!

harrr..

(you prolly need some steroids yourself, girly-men get galley duty)



:)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Maverick on May 27, 2005, 11:59:40 AM

You know all about galley duty don't you Nilsen....

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Nilsen on May 27, 2005, 12:03:36 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Maverick
You know all about galley duty don't you Nilsen....

I have a gf yes.

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: DmdBT on May 27, 2005, 06:58:23 PM

What.. no carpet on your parrot's garage floor?

Title: Re: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: capt. apathy on May 27, 2005, 07:28:21 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Or do I need Pirate school first?
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/7109603/98178210.jpg)

:rolleyes:
parrot envy

(http://www.strike9.com/capt_apathy/toby.jpg)
:p

Title: Re: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: NUTTZ on May 27, 2005, 08:02:27 PM

Bartender asked "where'd ya get that stupid looking thing?"


Bird replies "It followed me home oneday"
NUTTZ

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Or do I need Pirate school first?
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/7109603/98178210.jpg)

Title: Sorry rip, it's in my nature
Post by: Gunslinger on May 27, 2005, 09:50:25 PM

Looks like Hair Envy to me:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1117248580_ripsnortsimmons.jpg)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Dago on May 27, 2005, 09:55:04 PM

Is that a Chia head, or is bird poop a great hair fertilizer?  :)

dago

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: rpm on May 28, 2005, 12:31:10 AM

I can't believe nobody has told him he has to start as Cabin Boy.

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Hangtime on May 28, 2005, 12:37:18 AM

ARRRRRRRG!! Time to make the cabin boy airtight!

BOY!! it's yer turn in the barrel. then you can toss my salad.

HAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Gunslinger on May 28, 2005, 12:46:25 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Hangtime
ARRRRRRRG!! Time to make the cabin boy airtight!

BOY!! it's yer turn in the barrel. then you can toss my salad.

HAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

It does get lonely out at sea  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Sorry rip, it's in my nature
Post by: Ripsnort on May 28, 2005, 06:34:25 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Gunslinger
Looks like Hair Envy to me:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1117248580_ripsnortsimmons.jpg)

LMFAO!!!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Staga on May 28, 2005, 07:29:08 AM

Truth revealed...

(http://www.kolumbus.fi/staga/rip_hillary.jpg)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Dago on May 28, 2005, 08:08:05 AM

LOL, good p'shop.

dago

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: eskimo2 on May 28, 2005, 11:32:02 AM

(http://www.wwiirt.com/ahsounds/rip.jpg)

eskimo

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: spitfiremkv on May 28, 2005, 11:34:30 AM

:rofl


keep'em coming!

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Staga on May 28, 2005, 11:53:03 AM

ROFLMAO Eskimo! :rofl

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: eskimo2 on May 28, 2005, 12:38:29 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/284_1117301781_gayrip.jpg)

eskimo

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: eskimo2 on May 28, 2005, 01:24:52 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/284_1117304640_johnny_rip.jpg)

eskimo

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: soda72 on May 28, 2005, 01:44:26 PM

:rofl

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: LePaul on May 28, 2005, 02:03:30 PM

Are you trying to wooo MiniD with bird pics?  Awwww  :p

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: eskimo2 on May 28, 2005, 02:50:29 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/284_1117309779_ripsnort_urinal.jpg)

Creamo's Urinal

eskimo

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: eskimo2 on May 28, 2005, 03:15:05 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/284_1117311253_ripsnortaterhead.jpg)

eskimo

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: slimm50 on May 28, 2005, 04:30:00 PM

LOL, now that's what I'm talkin about.

BTW, yer a good sport Rip.

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Vulcan on May 28, 2005, 08:20:14 PM

Wait til that budgie tries to hump your head rip, they're horny little buggers...

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Lizking on May 28, 2005, 08:52:59 PM

(http://www.lizking.com/rip.jpg)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Gunslinger on May 28, 2005, 10:07:20 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/210_1117335972_rip2.jpg)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Hangtime on May 28, 2005, 10:34:18 PM

I'd hit that.















..with a brick!

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: eskimo2 on May 29, 2005, 08:11:41 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Lizking
(http://www.lizking.com/rip.jpg)

Man, I bet that bird was one of those full sized parrots before his dump.

eskimo

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Ripsnort on May 29, 2005, 08:47:07 AM

LMAO! some of you are truly artists! :)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: capt. apathy on May 29, 2005, 12:23:42 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
I thought it only required the ability to pillage and burn??? :confused: :(
 

it's not the pillaging and burning that are important.  It's doing them in the proper order that makes a successful pirate.


NO NO NO, I said pilage THEN burn.

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Gunslinger on May 29, 2005, 01:02:48 PM

Quote

Originally posted by capt. apathy
it's not the pillaging and burning that are important.  It's doing them in the proper order that makes a successful pirate.


NO NO NO, I said pilage THEN burn.

WE RAPE DE HORSES AND RIDE OFF ON DE WEMON!

ERRR WAIT??

Title: Caption this...
Post by: beet1e on May 29, 2005, 01:50:59 PM

(http://www.zen33071.zen.co.uk/ripshirt.jpg)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Ripsnort on May 29, 2005, 03:19:49 PM

Showed the wife.  tears streaming down right now....:rofl :rofl :aok

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Shuckins on May 29, 2005, 08:08:33 PM

Finding it impossible to uphold the finest traditions of the Royal Navy*, seaman fourth class Ripsnort jumped ship and became the famous pirate Nobeard.

















*Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Vulcan on May 29, 2005, 08:13:35 PM

Quote

Originally posted by eskimo2
Man, I bet that bird was one of those full sized parrots before his dump.

eskimo

A new type of pr0n.... Avian-Scat... Rip is the Budgie in question male or female?

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: Staga on May 30, 2005, 06:28:11 AM

Quote

Originally posted by eskimo2
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/284_1117311253_ripsnortaterhead.jpg)

eskimo

(http://www.kolumbus.fi/staga/ripsnort.gif)

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: slimm50 on May 30, 2005, 08:28:59 AM

lolol  ^^^^

Title: Can I be a pirate?
Post by: eskimo2 on July 20, 2005, 04:57:57 PM

credit to mustaine:

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/180_1121815544_atplaywith.jpg)