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Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: bj229r on May 30, 2005, 07:57:51 PM

TV GIRL SOUASHED MY BABY SOUIRREL

May 28 2005

A REPORTER sent to do a story about a baby squirrel stood on the fluffy creature by mistake and killed it.

Inka Blumensaat wanted to tell how a pet cat had saved the orphaned squirrel by adopting it as her own.

But the friendly rodent jumped on her leg as she filmed her report and she panicked and trampled it underfoot,breaking its neck.

Heike Reher, whose cat adopted the squirrel in Lubeck, Germany, said: 'The reporter started leaping about like a mad woman. She squashed the squirrel completely.

'Everyone looked at the floor in horror where the little squirrel lay in a pool of blood.

'I picked my little treasure up and ran out of the house in tears. I was so upset I could not speak.

'The reporter came back with some flowers but I could not speak to her.'

Inka, who works for NDR TV, said: 'I regret the whole thing bitterly and wish there was something I could do to put it right

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: spitfiremkv on May 30, 2005, 08:02:39 PM

:(

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: Sikboy on May 30, 2005, 08:10:22 PM

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Originally posted by spitfiremkv
I'd hit that!
 

that's just wrong.

-Sik

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: Yeager on May 30, 2005, 08:24:12 PM

you laughed your bellybutton off?

Its a dumb story, sad and mildly pathetic........ but funny?

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: stantond on May 30, 2005, 08:24:45 PM

Some rather dark humor, but yes it is funny.  I don't think it was intened to be.  I bet the guys who used a .22 LR round for a fuse never though that story would be funny either.  If it was my pets adopted young, I would be upset too if some stupid reporter came and trampled it.  

Regards,

Malta

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: spitfiremkv on May 30, 2005, 08:49:18 PM

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Originally posted by Sikboy
that's just wrong.

-Sik

blood and gore make good lubricants.

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: Roscoroo on May 30, 2005, 08:52:20 PM

Sniff sniff :(

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: ASTAC on May 30, 2005, 08:58:27 PM

It's a freakin' squirel..one step above a rat. One less to shoot though.

Title: LMAO this kilt me
Post by: Sikboy on May 30, 2005, 09:16:03 PM

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Originally posted by spitfiremkv
blood and gore make good lubricants.

[golf clap] Well played. [/golf clap]

-Sik