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Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: JB88 on May 31, 2005, 07:50:23 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050530/us_nm/bush_laura_dc_1&printer=1

 Laura Bush/Hillary Clinton presidential matchup?

Mon May 30, 1:11 PM ET

First lady Laura Bush would defeat U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton if the two were to face each other in the 2008 presidential contest, Vice President Dick Cheney said on Monday.

Cheney made the prediction after his wife, Lynne Cheney, suggested the matchup in an interview on CNN's "Larry King Live."

Mrs. Cheney noted the rampant speculation that the former first lady, now a senator from New York, would make a bid in the next presidential go-around. President Bush cannot seek a third term in office. His father, former President Bush, was defeated after one term by former President Bill Clinton.

"You know, people are thinking of Mrs. Clinton running for president. I think Mrs. Bush ought to run for president," Mrs. Cheney said. "If we want to have a Bush dynasty, let's get Laura Bush."

The vice president, who again ruled out making his own run for president when Bush's term ends, agreed.

"It's a great idea," Dick Cheney said. "And I think I know who would win too."

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Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: deSelys on May 31, 2005, 08:06:42 AM
A naked jelly wrestling contest would be more entertaining.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: midnight Target on May 31, 2005, 08:12:27 AM
Yep the idiots would likely vote for the person with experience checking out library books...

Instead of the person rated as one of the top attorneys in the nation.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: lazs2 on May 31, 2005, 08:53:56 AM
hillary is rated one of the top attorneys in the nation?   must be some rating system...is it based on "if this person were to ever try a case in court.. how would you rate them"  ??

lazs
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: midnight Target on May 31, 2005, 09:42:58 AM
Not that it will matter to you lazs, but the National Law Journal named her one of the top 100 most influential attorneys in the Country in 1988 and 1991. Both are pre-First Lady-hood.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Cougar68 on May 31, 2005, 10:26:43 AM
The world of law is just as much a matter of politics as running for public office.  Attorneys ranking attorneys is nothing more than who was best as greasing palms and kissing butt.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: beet1e on May 31, 2005, 10:34:16 AM
LOL JB88! I thought this was going to be a post about our recent Chess game. :p I was thinking - the result wasn't THAT bad! :lol
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: T0J0 on May 31, 2005, 10:41:34 AM
Bill Hillary in the oval office would be two firsts, First women pres, and the first lesbian women pres.... You Librulz are salvating on that... Might as well slit wrists its not going to happen....  You guys can always watch the Westwing and pretend and who knows maybe the westwing will have a pretend lesbian President in the next season that should pacify your whiney petulant frenzies for awhile?

TOJO
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Chairboy on May 31, 2005, 10:51:13 AM
So, is calling Hillary Clinton a lesbian really you can do?  Very interesting argument technique, I wonder if it's part of the official Republican party line?
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: mosgood on May 31, 2005, 01:00:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
So, is calling Hillary Clinton a lesbian really you can do?  Very interesting argument technique, I wonder if it's part of the official Republican party line?



put the word "freedom hating" somewhere  in there and it probably would be.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: JB88 on May 31, 2005, 01:04:21 PM
Quote
Originally posted by beet1e
LOL JB88! I thought this was going to be a post about our recent Chess game. :p I was thinking - the result wasn't THAT bad! :lol


i was wondering when you were gonna start fancy prancing about that one.

if you recall, i challenged you to a rematch.

you are welcome to take that up at anytime.

on my court this time.

;)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: beet1e on May 31, 2005, 01:05:47 PM
:lol
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: JB88 on May 31, 2005, 01:06:44 PM
oh, and none of this take three weeks to play a game while you consult a chess computer.

we play a real time match next time.

;)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: J_A_B on May 31, 2005, 01:18:24 PM
I think Hillary Clinton would mop the floor with Mrs. Bush.  The question isn't whether Hillary could defeat an opponent, it's whether she can defeat herself.  Hillary is her own worst enemy.

J_A_B
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: beet1e on May 31, 2005, 01:19:34 PM
LOL, a chess computer would anihilate either of us - probably in less than the 22 moves that our game lasted.

Game on - go to RHP.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: JB88 on May 31, 2005, 01:45:50 PM
neg.  
http://www.chessclub.com

two week trial free with sexy board.



:cool:
Title: Hmmmph
Post by: beet1e on May 31, 2005, 02:37:15 PM
What's wrong with RHP?
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: eskimo2 on May 31, 2005, 03:11:12 PM
Laura & Hillary wouldn’t stand a chance in 2008.

I’m voting for Oprah!

eskimo
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: JB88 on May 31, 2005, 03:35:02 PM
WOOT!  OPRAH!!!!  OPRAH!!!!!  OPRAH!!!!!
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on May 31, 2005, 04:05:45 PM
As long as she doesnt make Dr. Phil her VP.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Chairboy on May 31, 2005, 04:09:57 PM
Nehemiah Scudder for President!
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: JB88 on May 31, 2005, 04:33:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
As long as she doesnt make Dr. Phil her VP.


vp?

baba wawa.

she'd kick butt.

they could tape the view live from the VP
quarters.

they could even do tag team shows where they interview leaders from around the world.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: SunTracker on May 31, 2005, 04:43:27 PM
Give on of them a shot at being President.  The way its going right now, China and India are going to be our bosses in 30 years.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: FT_Animal on June 01, 2005, 03:21:36 AM
Clinton would hand Bush her arss in a breath, right after ripping her throat out. Hilary is no push over, Laura is just a funny lady who reads scripts well.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Jackal1 on June 01, 2005, 05:59:22 AM
Quote
Originally posted by FT_Animal
Clinton would hand Bush her arss in a breath  


  Well..........I think you got that part right......just not in the way you intended. :)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: lazs2 on June 01, 2005, 08:16:19 AM
so mt... what are hillary's stats as a lawyer?  win/loss record... major cases?  must be pretty impressive for her to make the top 100..   I mean... every towns phone book yellow pages is half filled with lawyers names who try dozens of cases a year.

lazs
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: midnight Target on June 01, 2005, 08:31:52 AM
Stats as a lawyer? You realize that the practice of law extends far beyond trying cases in court.

Hillary's Bio is readily available, but just cause I like ya....

 

"In 1969, Hillary entered Yale Law School, where she served on the Board of Editors of Yale Law Review and Social Action, interned with children's advocate Marian Wright Edelman. After graduation, Hillary advised the Children's Defense Fund in Cambridge and joined the impeachment inquiry staff advising the Judiciary Committee of the House of Representatives. She joined the faculty of the University of Arkansas Law School in 1975 and the Rose Law Firm in 1976. In 1978, President Jimmy Carter appointed her to the board of the Legal Services Corporation. She chaired the Arkansas Educational Standards Committee, co-founded the Arkansas Advocates for Children and Families, and served on the boards of the Arkansas Children's Hospital, Legal Services, and the Children's Defense Fund. "
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: lazs2 on June 01, 2005, 08:44:03 AM
Don't sound like much to me.  Lot of simply political creampuff stuff...  Let's see....

Advocate for children?  yeah... that must be a tough battle... everyone is lining up to shoot down those children advocates and get a rep for killing childrens causes...

And all this high powered commitee stuff?  In arkansas.

she was an intern and on the school paper.    So what did she do?  

served on comittees.  Chaired on comittees.   Wonder how many of the rest of "100 best" lawyers never tried a case worth a damn.

lazs
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Ripsnort on June 01, 2005, 08:49:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Stats as a lawyer? You realize that the practice of law extends far beyond trying cases in court.

Hillary's Bio is readily available, but just cause I like ya....

 

"In 1969, Hillary entered Yale Law School, where she served on the Board of Editors of Yale Law Review and Social Action, interned with children's advocate Marian Wright Edelman. After graduation, Hillary advised the Children's Defense Fund in Cambridge and joined the impeachment inquiry staff advising the Judiciary Committee of the House of Representatives. She joined the faculty of the University of Arkansas Law School in 1975 and the Rose Law Firm in 1976. In 1978, President Jimmy Carter appointed her to the board of the Legal Services Corporation. She chaired the Arkansas Educational Standards Committee, co-founded the Arkansas Advocates for Children and Families, and served on the boards of the Arkansas Children's Hospital, Legal Services, and the Children's Defense Fund. "


Here's alittle history of her speeches:
Quote
"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."
    Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002


How could she be soooo wrong!?  I believe the current administration was lead astray by many politicians as her. ;)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: lazs2 on June 01, 2005, 08:59:09 AM
yep... poor Bush..  what was he to do?

I mean when one of Americas top 100 lawyers says that you have to listen.

she should have stayed in obscure committees that no one has ever heard of.

lazs
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: midnight Target on June 01, 2005, 10:12:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Here's alittle history of her speeches:


How could she be soooo wrong!?  I believe the current administration was lead astray by many politicians as her. ;)


Looks like she was reading Condi & George's reports too.

(That's Rice and Tenet for those of you in the Red States)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Yeager on June 01, 2005, 10:35:18 AM
Instead of the person rated as one of the top attorneys in the nation.
====
nothing can top this gem except.........

:rofl
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Jackal1 on June 01, 2005, 10:51:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Stats as a lawyer? You realize that the practice of law extends far beyond trying cases in court.

Hillary's Bio is readily available, but just cause I like ya....

 

"In 1969, Hillary entered Yale Law School, where she served on the Board of Editors of Yale Law Review and Social Action, interned with children's advocate Marian Wright Edelman. After graduation, Hillary advised the Children's Defense Fund in Cambridge and joined the impeachment inquiry staff advising the Judiciary Committee of the House of Representatives. She joined the faculty of the University of Arkansas Law School in 1975 and the Rose Law Firm in 1976. In 1978, President Jimmy Carter appointed her to the board of the Legal Services Corporation. She chaired the Arkansas Educational Standards Committee, co-founded the Arkansas Advocates for Children and Families, and served on the boards of the Arkansas Children's Hospital, Legal Services, and the Children's Defense Fund. "


  Hmmmmm....they left out the ILoL.
Title: It is a forgone conclusion
Post by: Clifra Jones on June 01, 2005, 12:50:49 PM
Why argue about it. Prophacy says it all.

The Mayan Calendar predicts (and it's been very accurate so far) that the Gods will return in 2012.

This will put us at the end if Hillary's 1st term in office.

Another well known prophacy puts another famous female at the time of the end of the world, the Harlot, the potato of Babylon.

The U.S. is the new Babylon, Hillary is the potato/harlott, she will bring the world to the brink of nuclear destruction and the gods (E.T.'s) will come and save our stupid butts in the nick of time!
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Pooh21 on June 01, 2005, 01:01:55 PM
Why would ETs come to save our butts? Ever have red ants/black ants in your backyard. they have a war, do you drop what you are doing and go out there and put an end to it? Or when you have nothing better to do are you activly encouraging the war for your own amusement? Humncentrics and their the space aliens will save us cause we are special and compassionate, and thats why the abduct truckers and probe their anus'.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Ripsnort on June 01, 2005, 02:12:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Looks like she was reading Condi & George's reports too.

(That's Rice and Tenet for those of you in the Red States)


Surely you mean her husbands reports? ;)

Quote
One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line."
    President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: midnight Target on June 01, 2005, 02:38:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Surely you mean her husbands reports? ;)


Hardly,

Even GWB wouldn't give a speech in 2002 based on something that was said in 1998.. Nice try though.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Ripsnort on June 02, 2005, 08:02:52 AM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Hardly,

Even GWB wouldn't give a speech in 2002 based on something that was said in 1998.. Nice try though.


If you start repeating something often enough, it becomes fact in most peoples mind.

Thanks for playing. Please deposit another quarter to see the monkey dance. :)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: midnight Target on June 02, 2005, 09:55:52 AM
I don't think you're a monkey Rip.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: lazs2 on June 02, 2005, 02:42:06 PM
yes you do MT...why are you lying to the man?

lazs
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Pooh21 on June 02, 2005, 02:45:42 PM
I think they both are monkeys


Ripsnort though is the kind that wears a fez and tips it when you throw quarters at him.

And MT is the punch himself in the genital kind.


both are amusing
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: midnight Target on June 02, 2005, 05:13:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pooh21
I think they both are monkeys


Yer thinker's broke.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Hangtime on June 02, 2005, 05:17:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Nehemiah Scudder for President!


What; a freakin FOSTERITE??!!

;)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Yeager on June 03, 2005, 12:51:05 AM
I would view a hilliary presidency as potentiol for revolution.  I am capable of revolving you know........
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Jackal1 on June 03, 2005, 05:22:05 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Yeager
 I am capable of revolving you know........


   I like revolvers also for shot placement, but I prefer a good full auto for those "Every MFer in the room must die" occasions.

   :)
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 03, 2005, 11:05:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by deSelys
A naked jelly wrestling contest would be more entertaining.


You should be permanently banned -from everything- for putting that SICK image in my head...

Thanks, ******* :mad:
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Red Tail 444 on June 03, 2005, 11:12:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by FT_Animal
Clinton would hand Bush her arss in a breath, right after ripping her throat out. Hilary is no push over, Laura is just a funny lady who reads scripts well.


Yeah, Laura would be like those baby turtles getting picked off by fiddler crabs and seagulls after they hatch and make their way to the open ocean :D


She wouldn't stand a chance in an open debate, and anyone who thinks otherwise probably still thinks Elvis is still popping reds and yellows on Mars.
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: lazs2 on June 03, 2005, 02:37:32 PM
and everyone knows.... debates are what win elections.

lazs
Title: if ever a reason to slit your wrists
Post by: Pooh21 on June 03, 2005, 03:48:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Yer thinker's broke.
so if you arent a monkey, you are a creationist I take it?