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Title: what a nightmare
Post by: mrfish on November 19, 2001, 02:16:00 PM
so in a post taliban era, we want to show our 'real' culture to middle-easterners so what are we gonna do?

why, make sure that they get MTV of course!

how are we going to make friends by showing them the most irritating,superficial, hollow and shallow aspect of our society?
 http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/gen.television.mtv.reut/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/gen.television.mtv.reut/index.html)

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- The architects of the government's post-September 11 propaganda war may well want their MTV on the frontlines in the Arab world, Variety reports.

Rushing to shift perceptions of the United States in the Islamic world, Washington and Hollywood are now brainstorming about how the entertainment business might help convey a wider -- and more positive -- range of perceptions about America.
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Animal on November 19, 2001, 02:20:00 PM
let them - maybe its a secret CIA plan to make the Taliban sabotage MTV, replacing it with a more colorful and PI heavy metal, anti-US network.

with actual music videos!
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: AKSWulfe on November 19, 2001, 02:22:00 PM
Yeah, lets show 'em the lowest point of our culture and build up from there...

Next we'll air Oprah and Judge Judy 24/7, followed by VH1's Behind the Music for Culture Club.

If we can't brain wash them into believing we're actually good with that stuff, then perhaps we can just use some mind controlling drug--- on second thought the latter might be the easier and cheaper course of action.
 (http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/3dlil/eek2.gif)
-SW
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Eagler on November 19, 2001, 02:22:00 PM
well it's too late for the Victoria Secrets "fashion show" ...

Next the DNC will setup voter registration booths  :)
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: AKDejaVu on November 19, 2001, 02:40:00 PM
Irony: Washington asking Hollywood for tips on how to improve America's image.

AKDejaVu
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Animal on November 19, 2001, 02:42:00 PM
Right-on Deja.
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: mrfish on November 19, 2001, 02:43:00 PM
yeah this stumps me-

thats right, in america everyone wears lots of gold and then hops out of a limo  surrounded by bodyguards with folded arms then they start shaking their fist at people, with their pants sagging, shuffling and mumbling and bragging of their sexual exploits and offering warnings of no 'sucka' betta mess with them or they'll get get shot etc etc

then we all get together in a room and argue over who gets to sleep with whom

its just stupid....totally floors me...
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: fd ski on November 19, 2001, 02:44:00 PM
It worked on Communism, who knows.. as sad as it sounds, it just might work.....
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: easymo on November 19, 2001, 02:46:00 PM
Isn't there something in the Geneva convention about this?
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: miko2d on November 19, 2001, 02:50:00 PM
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Originally posted by mrfish:
so in a post taliban era, we want to show our 'real' culture to middle-easterners so what are we gonna do?

why, make sure that they get MTV of course

 Oh, f$@k! Now I am getting that gas mask!

 miko
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Serapis on November 19, 2001, 02:51:00 PM
Hollywood is heroic though!! They pulled off the Emmys, the great national treasure that it is, in the face of great peril. Ahh for the days when celebraties like Jimmy Stewart flew bombing missions over Germany and Ted Williams flew Panthers over Korea.

God, MTV. Talk about a cultural disconnect. Some Afghan refugee living in a dirt-floored hovel will, like, really be able to, like, connect, you know, with those charming young Americans on the Real World. The Real World...

Or how about Survivor? Young Pammi stepped on a bouncing betty while walking to the well, guess there no vote needed for her.

Charon

[ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: Charon ]
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: popeye on November 19, 2001, 03:17:00 PM
So, our politicians think MTV is the best American has to offer?   Sheesh...
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Eagler on November 19, 2001, 03:52:00 PM
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Originally posted by popeye:
So, our politicians think MTV is the best American has to offer?   Sheesh...

nah, they are just tryin to get them to move towards the middle ...

it is silly but look at how MTV has ruined a generation of youth here in this country...

I say send them McDonald french fries, then we'd have them..
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: SOB on November 19, 2001, 05:16:00 PM
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Originally posted by easymo:
Isn't there something in the Geneva convention about this?

LOL   :D
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Animal on November 19, 2001, 05:16:00 PM
Yeap Eagler, but most people dont understand how sad it is, its *MY* generation its getting screwed. Very annoying.
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Pongo on November 19, 2001, 05:56:00 PM
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Originally posted by fd ski:
It worked on Communism, who knows.. as sad as it sounds, it just might work.....

ever once in a while I see a real gem on here...
lol
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Hangtime on November 19, 2001, 06:41:00 PM
Well; hell, Animal; why should YOUR generation be any freakin diffrent?

You pup's are gettin what you want.. who buys that garbage? Us old farts? Whats the demographic for MTV? Point the finger at yerselves.. it's your garbage on MTV; not ours.
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 19, 2001, 08:10:00 PM
I agree its a stupid idea, but they wont show USA MTV with half naked teenage sluts like Brittany Aguilera and Jessica Spears (is there any diffrence?)  :rolleyes: , or any of the talentless bunch of one hit wonder rappers. Their plan is to set up local programing MTV in Arabic or whatever the appropriate language. Then they wanna have some sort of cultural exchange or something between US and foreign MTV staff.  


The solution to the mideast problem will in part be closer ties between the USA/West and the Muslim countries, but this MTV thing is kinda silly.
Title: what a nightmare
Post by: Tac on November 19, 2001, 10:39:00 PM
Metallica, Spice Girl reruns and Kid Rock are the ultimate assimilation tools.

Weapons of Mass Media.

Cripes, that doesnt sound funny when you say it out loud.