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Title: Tour 64 Pasty Skin Award:
Post by: eskimo2 on June 03, 2005, 05:33:57 PM

I stopped searching at the 8th highest ranked in the MA:

LYNX with 296 hours 23 minutes 16 seconds (+39m 27s in the CT)

Post if you know of a player with more time.

eskimo

Title: Tour 64 Pasty Skin Award:
Post by: yayyyy on June 03, 2005, 05:52:14 PM

wow no life, there are how many hours in a month? 744 i guess if 31 days....so that is about 297 hours if you add the CT time and MA time... so you break it down,

he spent:
-297 hours on aces high
-150 hours in bathroom (this includes him fixing his hair after the headset messed it up)
-100 hours watching tv
-100 hours sleeping
-10 hours eating
-7 hours in the store stocking up on food for next all nighter
-80 hours at work so he could afford to come home and play Aces high and food

Title: Tour 64 Pasty Skin Award:
Post by: RTR on June 03, 2005, 07:52:52 PM

Well, if he is working full time, that would make at least 160 hrs for the month.

So, I'm gonna knock off the 10 hours for eating (you can eat and fly at the same time, thus maximizing your flying time).

Also, I think we could safely knock his bathroom time down to 80 hours by shaving his head bald and reducing his intake of fibrous foods. If we make him eat lots of cheese we could get his important bathroom breaks (the #2 variety) down to once every 2 or 3 days.

Geez, I oughta be charging for this. "The Aces High marathon flying diet program".

:rofl

RTR

Title: Tour 64 Pasty Skin Award:
Post by: Furball on June 04, 2005, 02:31:22 AM

dont forget, that does not include tower time... probably adds another 10% atleast.

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Post by: sullie363 on June 04, 2005, 04:39:51 AM

Let's jsut assume he has no job since that is almost 10 hours of flight time per day.  But I guess it paid off since he's a hell of a pilot.

Title: Tour 64 Pasty Skin Award:
Post by: eskimo2 on June 04, 2005, 04:53:27 AM

This time does not include: Dueling Arena, Training Arena and Special Events arenas if he plays there at all.  Most importantly it does NOT include ship gunner time.  LYNX had 144 ship gunner kills in T-64.  I just went online, his ship gunner K/T is very close to his fighter K/T.  This means that he probably spent about 25 hours as a ship gunner.  This time was not added to his total time.  Were probably talking 322 hours in T-64, the Tower Time, as Furball pointed out, could bump it to over 350.

eskimo

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Post by: Pooh21 on June 04, 2005, 06:32:19 AM

350!:eek:

well we now know who still lives in his Mother's basement.

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Post by: storch on June 04, 2005, 08:25:57 AM

eskimblo proves that the nosey neighbor concept is alive and well even in the cyber community.  watch me as i piss on your cyber roses.

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Post by: RELIC on June 04, 2005, 12:55:17 PM

Making fun of other people makes me feel superior...

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Post by: Hap on June 04, 2005, 01:23:30 PM

it's the bbs ack.

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Post by: Eagler on June 04, 2005, 01:35:58 PM

eskimo is doing the kid a favor if it makes the kid step outside next month

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Post by: RightF00T on June 04, 2005, 01:56:54 PM

Too bad if this guy is disabled and you all are ostracizing him like this.

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Post by: thrila on June 04, 2005, 03:18:28 PM

Lynx is a nice guy leave him alone