Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Gunslinger on June 04, 2005, 01:24:56 AM
-
Ok so I'm sitting here trying to be quiet and let my wife sleep while I finish my last beer and I litterally had to leave the room cause I was laughing so hard.
CAUTION REMOVE ALL LIQUIDES FROM ORAL CAVITYS PRIOR TO READING
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1SLANQAIQWU21/ref=cm_cr_auth/002-8242297-6196839
-
much obliged for the warning.
:D
-
Strawberry flavored anal-eze? Why didn't I think of that???????
-
Originally posted by DiabloTX
Strawberry flavored anal-eze? Why didn't I think of that???????
that's the review that nearly made me cry.
-
Originally posted by JB88
much obliged for the warning.
:D
it was actually a caution but your welcome just the same :D
-
Quick Bust 90 Caps Offered by HBees
Price: $24.95
Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
I am unsure, April 23, 2005
Even though I, Smith T. Aames, am male, I also have many lovers who enjoy having a sexually ambiguous partner. While I do not desire to leave my considerable masculinity by the wayside, I was willing to alter my physical appearance to a small degree to please these lovers. To that end, I purchased several bottles of Quick Bust. I have been taking Quick Bust for approximately six months now, and am proud to announce that I now have appreciable manboobs. However, I was disappointed to learn that these manboobs do not just disappear on their own. I will need to have them surgically removed. I feel Quick Bust should have indicated as much on their packaging. On the plus side, I did manage to begin a torrid and illicit affair with the anesthesiologist at my plastic surgeon's office, so I guess all is not lost!
----------------
ROFL!
-
hahahaha this guy is hilarous. i'm four pages into it and still laughing.
-
The Sperm Engine by Stephen Greco
Edition: Paperback
Price: $11.16
Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours
10 used from $4.90
1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
Misleading title, March 21, 2005
I bought this book because of my interest in alternative energy sources. I am very concerned about the health of our environment and wish to do whatever I can to reduce the emissions of my vehicle. I thought the perfect way to do so would be to increase the emissions of my johnson. Sadly, this book is not about how to power electronic and mechanical devices using spermatazoa. Rather, it is gay erotica. I was quite disappointed.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009ILTZ.01-A1921S276TP630._SCTZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
HP DesignJet 815mfp Printer ( Q1279A#ABA ) Offered by Office Depot
by Hewlett Packard (Consumables)
Price: $19,580.90
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
13 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
Doesn't look right, March 16, 2005
I bought this thinking it was a grill. Instead of making me tasty steaks, it made me some counterfeit US dollars. I guess that's ok.
-
Originally posted by Gunslinger
it was actually a caution but your welcome just the same :D
ahhhh.
my bad.
thanks for telling me though, i had already started digging the shelter in the back yard.
:D
-
The BookShade Offered by Neat-O Concepts
Price: $5.99
Availability: Usually ships in 2-3 business days
Great product!, April 2, 2005
Thanks to the BookShade, very few of my paperbacks have been diagnosed with melanoma. I appreciate manufacturers finally realizing that inanimate objects, like people, need good skin care.
LOL :rofl
-
hmm... learn something every day..
so that is why my girlfriends butt smells and tastes like strawberries.
lazs
-
Originally posted by lazs2
hmm... learn something every day..
so that is why my girlfriends butt smells and tastes like strawberries.
lazs
This.. got awkward.
-
Does it come in chipotle yet ?
-
Old but always good:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000070S1/002-8359992-8994457?v=glance
-
Good stuff! :lol Loved the "Garden Cherub with Gazing Ball" as well as the ones listed above.