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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Staga on November 21, 2001, 06:57:00 AM

Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Staga on November 21, 2001, 06:57:00 AM
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with
the Queen.

He asks her what her leadership philosophy is.

She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent
people.

He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions, "says the
Queen. "Allow me to
demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please
answer this
question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a
child, yet this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, Sir," says the Queen.

She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma 'am, thanks a lot; I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put
the Chairman of
the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to test.

He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says,
"Senator Helms, I
wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, Mr. president; what's on your mind?"

"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child
is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Helms hem and haw and finally ask, "Can I think about it
and get back to
you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.

Helms immediately call a meeting of the other senior
Republican senators,
and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but
nobody can come up
with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the
State Department
and explains his problem. "Now lookee her, son, your mother
has a child,
and your father has a child, and this child is not your
brother or sister.
Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb
ass."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House nd
exclaims, "I know
the answer, Sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot. It's Tony
Blair!"
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: R4M on November 21, 2001, 07:06:00 AM
hehhee  ;)
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Ripsnort on November 21, 2001, 08:10:00 AM
LOL! Good one!
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Hangtime on November 21, 2001, 08:30:00 AM
This is a JOKE?

I thought it was running live commentary...
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Kratzer on November 21, 2001, 09:38:00 AM
hehehe... that's a good one.
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Animal on November 21, 2001, 09:43:00 AM
hehehehe that was the first funny joke I read in this bbs.
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Boroda on November 21, 2001, 09:55:00 AM
I first heard this joke about Brezhnev and Carter then I was 9 years old  :)
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Ripsnort on November 21, 2001, 10:07:00 AM
Yep Boroda, wouldn't doubt it, the press tried dubbing Carter as a southern hick with no intelligence, regardless of his education in Nuclear Physics, they are doing the same with Bush...if they're from the south, they get labeled as being 'stupid'...
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Nifty on November 21, 2001, 10:21:00 AM
So does that mean me and hblair are stupid too???   ;)
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Ripsnort on November 21, 2001, 10:26:00 AM
The North "elite" has always stero-typed the South, and the rednecks as well (like me!)
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Kratzer on November 21, 2001, 10:56:00 AM
Yeah, you handsomehunkes.

 ;)
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: miko2d on November 21, 2001, 11:14:00 AM
Hehe. Far from reality, but the joke is still as good as 20 years ago.

 miko
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Boroda on November 21, 2001, 11:23:00 AM
Ripsnort, in this 20 year old Soviet joke Brezhnev was the stupid one  :)

I appreciate your positive way of thinking  ;)
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: john9001 on November 21, 2001, 11:47:00 AM
you mean blair and helms are brothers????
i didn't know that.
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: MrBill on November 21, 2001, 04:56:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by john9001:
you mean blair and helms are brothers????
i didn't know that.

no no,, the brothers are the two who knew the answer, that would be Blair and Powell.    ;)    :D  :D  :D

PS I tink I heard that one about Ike and Nakita.

[ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: MrBill ]
Title: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: funkedup on November 21, 2001, 08:33:00 PM
ROFL Staga THX!
Title: Re: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: Stellaris on January 23, 2013, 08:26:31 AM
See Rule #10
Title: Re: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: VonMessa on January 23, 2013, 08:30:08 AM
How long is the handle of your shovel to dig up this ancient pile of poo?
Title: Re: Small joke to you, Amurricans
Post by: DEECONX on January 23, 2013, 08:54:49 AM
How long is the handle of your shovel to dig up this ancient pile of poo?


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