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Title: Swap shop
Post by: RTR on June 05, 2005, 09:47:58 PM
For Trade:

One slightly used Wife, good teeth, strong back, even temper (nasty from front to back).

Should not be provoked (which includes everything from "good morning Sweetheart, how did you sleep?"-- to-- " Why the **** did you think that my hunting knife was good for rock digging in the garden?").

Will trade for serviceable 4X4 (any model, hell even a model) and a 24 of good beer. (actually if its realy good beer I'll forgive the 4X4)

Free shipping, comes with no instruction manual, and absolutely no freaking warranty of any kind whatsoever.

Interested traders may call RTR anytime on BBS or flying.

Serious traders only need apply.

RTR
Title: Swap shop
Post by: _Ro_ on June 05, 2005, 10:02:21 PM
Can i test drive it? :eek:

and what does she dress out at? (without kit perferably)
Title: Swap shop
Post by: RTR on June 05, 2005, 10:20:23 PM
Nope, no tire kickers, speculators, window shoppers or test pilots.

I will give you  this though. Dresses out at about 120lbs fully kitted out.  If ya ain't got a 4X4 or 24 of good beer, move on to the next driveway.

RTR
Title: Swap shop
Post by: spitfiremkv on June 05, 2005, 11:02:05 PM
gonna steal one for you then rob a liquor store. I'll be at your house in 3 hours, have the wife meet me outside.
after your wife and I depart for a night of debauchery, you can deal with the cops in pursuit of the stolen vehicle and stolen beer.
Title: Swap shop
Post by: Sikboy on June 05, 2005, 11:24:52 PM
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Originally posted by spitfiremkv
gonna steal one for you then rob a liquor store. I'll be at your house in 3 hours, have the wife meet me outside.
after your wife and I depart for a night of debauchery, you can deal with the cops in pursuit of the stolen vehicle and stolen beer.


And I think that RTR is probably still coming out ahead in the deal.

-Sik
Title: Swap shop
Post by: _Ro_ on June 05, 2005, 11:59:43 PM
Okay, this is what i have.......
6 Pokemon cards
1 pocket knife
2 cases PBR (The Best beer)
1 noodle pump (used) *got it off eBay, had good reviews
3 marbles
Title: Re: Swap shop
Post by: ramzey on June 06, 2005, 12:43:55 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
For Trade:

One slightly used Wife, good teeth, strong back, even temper (nasty from front to back).

Should not be provoked (which includes everything from "good morning Sweetheart, how did you sleep?"-- to-- " Why the **** did you think that my hunting knife was good for rock digging in the garden?").

Will trade for serviceable 4X4 (any model, hell even a model) and a 24 of good beer. (actually if its realy good beer I'll forgive the 4X4)

Free shipping, comes with no instruction manual, and absolutely no freaking warranty of any kind whatsoever.

Interested traders may call RTR anytime on BBS or flying.

Serious traders only need apply.

RTR


at list post som pictures :cool:
so we can belive she exist
Title: Re: Swap shop
Post by: Jackal1 on June 06, 2005, 01:17:23 AM
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Originally posted by RTR
For Trade:

One slightly used Wife, good teeth, strong back, even temper (nasty from front to back).

Should not be provoked (which includes everything from "good morning Sweetheart, how did you sleep?"-- to-- " Why the **** did you think that my hunting knife was good for rock digging in the garden?").

Will trade for serviceable 4X4 (any model, hell even a model) and a 24 of good beer. (actually if its realy good beer I'll forgive the 4X4)

Free shipping, comes with no instruction manual, and absolutely no freaking warranty of any kind whatsoever.

Interested traders may call RTR anytime on BBS or flying.

  How is her chrome polishing talents?

  I have a one eyed, 3 legged monkey I might be willing to trade. I named him Lucky.

Serious traders only need apply.

RTR


  How is her chrome polishing talents?
How much experience does she have in shining triple twist spokes?

I have a one eyed, 3 legged monkey I might be interested in swapping. I named him Lucky.
Title: Swap shop
Post by: Sandman on June 06, 2005, 05:15:35 PM
Ya know... they're cheaper to rent than to own. ;)
Title: Swap shop
Post by: Maverick on June 07, 2005, 11:08:28 AM
You guys are going at this the wrong way. He should be paying YOU to take her off of his hands. Think of it in terms similar to a dowry.
Title: Swap shop
Post by: AWMac on June 07, 2005, 11:33:42 AM
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1 noodle pump (used) *got it off eBay, had good reviews


:rofl

Ohhhh my sides.... caught me off guard here at work!!!!