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Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: Vad on June 06, 2005, 12:00:58 PM

The latest version of smart bomb refused to leave undamaged plane.

Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: Yeager on June 06, 2005, 12:13:43 PM

THE UNITED STATES IS HIMMLER!!!!!!  OH JEEBUS!!!!  OH JEEBUS!!!

Title: Re: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: Sandman on June 06, 2005, 12:22:24 PM

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Originally posted by Vad
The latest version of smart bomb refused to leave undamaged plane.

Is the where we all pretend that we know what you're writing about?

Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: Tarmac on June 06, 2005, 12:36:33 PM

It's a joke.  Laugh.  It's funny.  :)

Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: Vad on June 06, 2005, 12:38:44 PM

You can replace "The United States" by Russia or China, won't change the meaning of the phrase.
It is not about politics.

Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: Sandman on June 06, 2005, 12:47:47 PM

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Originally posted by Tarmac
It's a joke.  Laugh.  It's funny.  :)

Okay... maybe if Steven Wright said it, it would be funny. ;)

Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: CyranoAH on June 06, 2005, 01:48:02 PM

Real smart bombs watch PBS.

Daniel

Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: Chairboy on June 06, 2005, 02:37:31 PM

Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.
Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.

Title: The United States is about to close the program of intellectual weapons development.
Post by: john9001 on June 06, 2005, 06:36:42 PM

dave::"open the pod bay door HAL"

HAL::" i'm sorry dave , i can't do that"

dave::" HAL, open the pod bay door"

HAL:: "no dave"