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Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Hangtime on June 09, 2005, 01:37:12 AM
[andy rooney] It's time to open our hearts and minds.. lets all try to say something nice about the new Russia! There must be many wonderful things to see and do there...

If there was a russian sports illustrated swimsuit edition... I'd want that.

Surely there are many good things that are worthy of speculation? Such as, does Russia have a Comedy Channel?

Is there a Russian Ellen Degeneris? Daily Show? Dave Chappele?

I wonder how well Regis would do over there in the morning time slot. Is there a bounty on Wolf Blitzer? Just once, I'd like to see Katie Kouric with a russian voiceover. That would be nice, don't you think?

I'm pretty sure most Russians don't look like the two guys in the Smirinoff Ice commercials. I saw Alexander Solzhenitsyn, he didn't even have a fur hat. Besides, Smirinoff is bottled in the USA.

There's so many questions.. Did you ever wonder, does the moscow football team have cheerleaders?[/andy rooney]
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: moot on June 09, 2005, 01:50:43 AM
Hot chicks
Strange alphabet
Nice mix of east and west
Nice weather
Picturesque technological anachronisms
Comicaly blunt attitude
Those stupid leninist/etc badges and other persona-cult items and fur hats my dad brought back during the 80s
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Post by: Nilsen on June 09, 2005, 02:09:21 AM
Russia has some of the warmest and friendliest people you will ever meet.

Lots of oil and gass

Exciting history

Some truly amazing buildings.

Russia is a great neighbour.
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Post by: Staga on June 09, 2005, 02:43:27 AM
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Russia is a great neighbour


LOL I almost ate that bait with line and sinkers :D

Alright...
(most) People are warm and friendly and (some) women are hot like someone already mentioned.
Living in there is cheap for us westerners.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: FUNKED1 on June 09, 2005, 03:19:19 AM
MiG
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Post by: JB73 on June 09, 2005, 03:25:54 AM
that serial killer that killed all the kids made a good movie out of his story
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: lada on June 09, 2005, 03:59:13 AM
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Originally posted by Staga

Living in there is cheap for us westerners.



Its cheap even for us easterners :D

ummm


But what realy rock in Russia are thsoe millitary training sessions, whitch are opened for public.
You can see real Tungusta firing on flying decoys, T80`s in actions and much more.

Boroda whats the name of that show ?
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: rpm on June 09, 2005, 04:12:30 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
MiG
And if ya got the bucks, they let ya fly one!:aok
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Staga on June 09, 2005, 05:48:17 AM
Going to spend the Friday evening in StPetersburg and continue my trip at Saturday morning to Chelyabinsk aka "Tankograd"; it was one of the cities Ruskies moved their tank factories in ww2 and it was also "closed" from tourists for decades.
Also one of the most polluted places in earth because of couple nuclear disasters...
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: rpm on June 09, 2005, 05:59:01 AM
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Originally posted by Staga
Also one of the most polluted places in earth because of couple nuclear disasters...
And you're going there voluntarily?:confused:
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Staga on June 09, 2005, 06:23:00 AM
Well... Yes.
Then I can at least say I've been there, bought the T-shirt and received my share of radiation :D

hmmm I wonder if there's a "Hardrock Cafe" in Chelyabinsk... would be nice addition to my HC T-shirt collection :)
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Roscoroo on June 09, 2005, 07:10:13 AM
Xenia Onatopp
(http://www.hot.ee/bond007jamesbond/3%20-%20Xenia%20Onatopp.JPG)
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: JAGED on June 09, 2005, 07:21:31 AM
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
Xenia Onatopp
(http://www.hot.ee/bond007jamesbond/3%20-%20Xenia%20Onatopp.JPG)


She can be Onatopp of me anytime! :)
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Leslie on June 09, 2005, 08:03:07 AM
Art and McDonalds are one and the same in Moscow.  The place is a five-star restaurant decorated in Chinese/Manchurian style.  It is truely awesome, rivaling luxurious restaurants about the globe in elegance.  If I was to work at McDonalds, this would be the one.

Hangtime, that's where I thought you went when you retired.:D





Les
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Post by: Suave on June 09, 2005, 08:14:14 AM
Russians are a great people. I hate soviets for what they did to the russians.
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Post by: lazs2 on June 09, 2005, 08:15:39 AM
If the soviets created those scumbag russian mob guys we have here then I would agree.

lazs
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Post by: Jackal1 on June 09, 2005, 08:20:06 AM
Boris and Natasha. (Sorry, only good thing I could think of.........unless they DON`t have a Ellen Degeneris show)
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Post by: GtoRA2 on June 09, 2005, 10:12:37 AM
Boroda and Mico...

The best comedy team eVAr!
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on June 09, 2005, 10:18:44 AM
They sure do export some fine looking chicks!

One of these days I would like to spend a month or so traveling around.

Never had anything against a people but I have no respect for dictatorships that murder millions of their own.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: majic on June 09, 2005, 10:25:04 AM
They did whip the Nazis.  That's a plus.
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Post by: Thrawn on June 09, 2005, 10:43:41 AM
Good hockey players.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Chairboy on June 09, 2005, 10:58:04 AM
Most effective manned space program.  They do amazing things for a group of people that get paid in scrap metal salvaged from abandoned buildings.

I hate to say it, and seriously, I'm fighting laughter, but the numbers say that the Russian space program is...  efficient.  I know, I know, it sounds funny, but the Russians definately get way more metaphoric bang for their buck when it comes to space.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: vorticon on June 09, 2005, 11:03:49 AM
mmmm vodka...
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Post by: majic on June 09, 2005, 11:11:49 AM
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Originally posted by vorticon
mmmm vodka...


How did we forget that!
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Habu on June 09, 2005, 11:24:42 AM
I like Russia and Russians. I deal with them in my business all the time.

In 1991 when I was training for a job overseas one of the guys in my class was Russian and I was amazed that he could come and work for a US company and be posted to different countries. I guess the cracks in the USSR were already appearing even then.

In one of the squads I was a member of the leader was a Russian guy. He was one of the greatest squad leaders I ever saw. He could stir up things so bad and get everyone gunning for us. He took a bunch of rookies and made them the best squad in that game.

Russian women are beautiful. Just look at the recent Miss Universe from Canada.

I agree with whoeven said that Russia is much closer to the US than almost any other country now that Communism has gone. It was Communism that was the problem in the past. Not the people.
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Post by: Toad on June 09, 2005, 11:29:00 AM
They're no longer the USSR. That's a great thing!
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Post by: Sikboy on June 09, 2005, 11:45:47 AM
They build the best looking warships (before the rust sets in).

(http://spb.org.ru/bellona/imgs/nfl/61f31.jpg)

-Sik
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Post by: Wolfala on June 09, 2005, 12:39:26 PM
1 word:


BOOBIES BOOBIES
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: storch on June 09, 2005, 12:41:40 PM
those ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind!!!  it's true yaknow  :aok
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Krusher on June 09, 2005, 12:46:47 PM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Most effective manned space program.  They do amazing things for a group of people that get paid in scrap metal salvaged from abandoned buildings.

I hate to say it, and seriously, I'm fighting laughter, but the numbers say that the Russian space program is...  efficient.  I know, I know, it sounds funny, but the Russians definately get way more metaphoric bang for their buck when it comes to space.


I went to the Russian space exhibit when it was on tour in the US .  It was pretty cool to say the least.

I am sure you heard the story of NASA spending millions to make an ink pen write in space, the russians just used a pencil :)
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Siaf__csf on June 09, 2005, 12:49:49 PM
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In 1991 when I was training for a job overseas one of the guys in my class was Russian and I was amazed that he could come and work for a US company and be posted to different countries. I guess the cracks in the USSR were already appearing even then.


Rofl 2 words: KGB and espionage.

How do you think they developed all those copies of western tech? :aok
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: MiloMorai on June 09, 2005, 01:14:08 PM
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Originally posted by Krusher
I am sure you heard the story of NASA spending millions to make an ink pen write in space, the russians just used a pencil :)


Graphite particles are not the best thing to have floating around near electronics.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Hangtime on June 09, 2005, 01:21:35 PM
Subject, SUBJECT!!

Nice[/i]  things about Russia are...

Red Square.. immense, amazing.. and the Kremlin! What a sight!

The Taxi Rides.. better than Six Flags!

The Moscow Air Show.. there's tons of cool stuff in Russia! maybe Staga will post some pics!
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 09, 2005, 02:02:35 PM
The know how to make a great cheap assault rifle.

They make some of the pretiest modern fighters.


They make great villians for our movies!


They did a nice job kicking the crap out of the germans in WW2.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Chairboy on June 09, 2005, 02:35:01 PM
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Originally posted by Krusher
I am sure you heard the story of NASA spending millions to make an ink pen write in space, the russians just used a pencil :)
Urban legend.  NASA didn't spend a cent developing the pens, Fisher made 'em on their own.  NASA bought 'em, the Russians bought 'em, and Fisher made a buttload of money.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Panzzer on June 09, 2005, 03:59:12 PM
Maria Sharapova.

MiG-21's.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Chairboy on June 09, 2005, 04:02:31 PM
Maria Sharapova in a MiG-21.  Voila.
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The Moscow Air Show..
Unlike many other countries, Russian airshow demonstrations are super cool because they regularly demonstrate their ejection seat technology.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Seagoon on June 09, 2005, 05:00:03 PM
Everyone I know who has been involved with the establishing the first Reformed theological seminary (http://russia-reformed.org/rsspb/default.htm) in Russia in St. Petersburg has had wonderful reports about the Russian people and students they have worked with and are encouraged by the progress they continue to see there.

(Well one visiting lecturer got beaten , robbed, and tied up by thugs, but that has been the exception, not the rule!)

Oh yeah, and Hermitage in St. Petersburg is one of the most beautiful and impressive Museums I've ever been too. (Course that's 'cause the architecture predates the revolution but so what)...

(http://www.hermitagemuseum.org/imgs_En/08/hm88_0_3_82_2.jpg)
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Post by: paulieb on June 09, 2005, 05:13:33 PM
Stolichnaya!!!
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Post by: A_Clown on June 09, 2005, 05:41:00 PM
I've always admired the architecture of the Urban cities in Russia.

I think the Russian Hotties have a sultry look not found in most western women. (is it the eyes?)

and to quote " MMMmmmmmmm Vodka"
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: spitfiremkv on June 09, 2005, 06:50:04 PM
Many cheap hookers come from Russia and other Eastern European countries.
Also, if you marry a Russian she will take a lot of abuse cause that's how things work there.
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: DiabloTX on June 09, 2005, 07:27:08 PM
Yulia Nova.
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Post by: Curval on June 09, 2005, 08:46:11 PM
something nice about Russia.

...what do I win?
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: GtoRA2 on June 09, 2005, 08:57:32 PM
Wait wait, I got another...

Well even though they tried real hard with their comunist exspansion, they never managed to start WW3!!!


:D
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: FiLtH on June 09, 2005, 09:57:15 PM
Growing up we always saw East German and Russian women portrayed as men in dresses. Big hairy burly types. Honestly today I think Russian, Slovakian, any part of that world, has some of the finest looking women around!  We have students that come here to work in the summer. Oh to be 22 again!
Title: Say something nice about russia!
Post by: Suave on June 10, 2005, 10:15:47 AM
Appearantly americans forgot how attractive non fat white chicks are.