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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: eskimo2 on June 09, 2005, 09:33:58 PM
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The “Why Everyone Hates You” Online Combat Pilot Personality Test. (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/take.php?id=2238)
eskimo
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Heehee!!
I got this!
You are a General DictaterTot. Everyone hates you because you’re bossy and you complain about everything. You suck too much to be bossing others around. Try listening to what other’s have to say for once. You think that you’re the only one who has a clue, but in reality, you’re the only one who isn’t having fun. Believe it or not, there’s more than one way to enjoy this game. Try to discover one of them and grow some pubes.
I think the test is reliable!
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Big surprise:
You are a Score potato. Everyone hates you because you think that rank matters. Learn to be satisfied with being average and stop trying to fool yourself. You’re not really thinking of putting your rank on your resume, are you? I hope that you don’t expect to be praised for your achievements anytime soon.
eskimo
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Mine says the following....LOL and SPOT on I might add
You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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LOL me too .....
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You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.
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True that
:D
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Wow, um, thanks for the pick-me-up. I'm going to go drown my sorrows in cheap yellow beer. I hope you all get vulched repeatedly tonight.
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"You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else."
I was hoping for a short & sweet label such as "you are an stunninghunk!" but the above will do just fine!
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You are a Suicide Dweeb. LOL SO true
Nice Job.:aok :rofl
Crims
479th Raiders FG
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"You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they’re tired of hearing you whine. You don’t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud."
Almost spot on except for the whining part...
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
WTF? I have a real job.:rolleyes:
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You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I’ll lighten up; you’re obviously a newbie.
Thats just to much.Im usualy first to de ack.:rolleyes:
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You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.
Thats about right... :)
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Everyone else’s ideas are dumb; no one knows what they are doing.
Wait, I thought this was about flying. Why are they asking about my job?
Oh, and I got the Pasty-Faced Flight Sim Junkie award, which is way off the mark. Especially when I look back over my answers.
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'You are a Chivalrous Chump".
:cool:
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That was pretty kewl lil test
Mine said:
You are an absolute charm to have in the community. Work well with others and should be elected community President.
You understand the game and it''s concepts very well and should aid in helping the other dolts achieve a status of something other than mindless lemmings and ego maniacs.
Are there other tests like this?
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Nice test mine said:
You are a Stud and all the chicks dig you. You are dam good looking and envied by all in the flight sim community.
Keep it up big boy. :D
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Originally posted by SFCHONDO
Nice test mine said:
You are a Stud and all the chicks dig you. You are dam good looking and envied by all in the flight sim community.
Keep it up big boy. :D
I want his test.
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You are a Trash Talkin Tard. Everyone hates you because you are annoying. Did you’re mother not love you? Seriously, there’s something wrong with your ego. If anyone has an attention seeking problem, it’s you. Try shutting up.
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Furball tard? I didnt even know I was a furball tard? lmao By the way, what's a furball? :D everyone likes a test about themselves I guess.
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Guess I am a "Alt Monkey, Cherry picking Dweeb".
Who Knew?
HEY SKYROCK! U still frequent the DA?
Was fun the last few times we went around the circle. Would love to tangle again. I always learn something.
cheers,
RTR
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You are a Score potato. Everyone hates you because you think that rank matters. Learn to be satisfied with being average and stop trying to fool yourself. You’re not really thinking of putting your rank on your resume, are you? I hope that you don’t expect to be praised for your achievements anytime soon.
:(
I feel so ashamed
I'll get me coat.
If I ever get my computer working again, I try to repent :)
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You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn’t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn’t matter if you die, you know? It’s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won’t have a heart attack.
I didn't need to take this test to know that. :rofl :rofl
But it didn't give me any real credit for being a chute shooting, back stabbing, vulching scumbag :(
Besides, everyone in AH2 doesn't hate me.
In fact, the only people in AH2 that hate me are the ones that know me! :rofl :rofl
All in all a fun test, thank you very much Eskimo for your creativity, and the time you put in to give me a good laugh at myself :)
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
True except i do alot of outside activity during the day. i play all night though =P
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie.
Hmmm... only flew an odd 20 hours in the last 3/4 months... Junkie... MEEEEEE?
They need to add many more chute shooting questions.
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Hmmmm:
You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.
Didn't know the Mossie was a "twisty-turny" plane, but I guess the Ki-84 is.
Amusing nonetheless. And from the possible answers it was the closest for sure.
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LMFAO
You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn’t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn’t matter if you die, you know? It’s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won’t have a heart attack.
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Try not to have a hissy fit when you see your results.
You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn’t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn’t matter if you die, you know? It’s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won’t have a heart attack.
Like I needed a test for to tell me that...
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lol says I'm a scoho. :rofl
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You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn’t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn’t matter if you die, you know? It’s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won’t have a heart attack.
If the hat fits...............
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You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You're too habitual to try anything else.
pretty much it, although it is not that I never tried anything else, I just found the most fun was with killing stuff that CAN shoot back (and if you are about to mention the field guns let me add maneuver to that :D).
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Pasty Skinned Flight Sim Junkie here as well. Spot on! But I tell people its the heroin.
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Jeeeeezzzzz
Im some kind of pasty skined flight junkey.My dog ran away cause I didnt feed him "i love my dog" and I missed my mothers birthday.Everyone hates me cause I dont have to work!!!Man I put in 10 hours a day almost all the time hehehe.This test was BS im goin outside and catch a tan!!!Since I took off from work today ill be up in a bit.Ill cyaz later
"A bandit at your six is better than no bandit at all"
Pipz
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You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they’re tired of hearing you whine. You don’t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud.
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I'm a pasty skin
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another one here:
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
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I redid it and used all the negative input I could see. Result:Trash Talkin Tard LOL!
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Hm. It called me a Score potato. :confused:
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Hm. It called me a Score potato. :confused:
-- Todd/Leviathn
The truth hurts ... huh ? :D
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You are a Trash Talkin Tard.
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Hm. It called me a Score potato. :confused:
-- Todd/Leviathn
what? no category for blue velvet godfather? the test is obviously skewed.
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Mine said:
People hate you because you think LA7s were not created by the Devil :lol
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"You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month"
How did they know? This is awesome - must be ESP or sumthin'!
But it's not that I don't have to work, it's that the doctor won't let me. He put me on a 90 day medical leave nearly 2 years ago, and still won't let me go back to work.
What would I do without this game to kill the time?!
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Posted by Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.
sO tRuE... :p
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you are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
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Mine Said...
That I was the best dammed Fighter Pilot in the game!:rofl
Slot
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
:rofl
nice post
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Originally posted by dedalos
Mine said:
People hate you because you think LA7s were not created by the Devil :lol
you also believe the world is flat, the moon is made of cheese, thunder is angels bowling, and santa claus is real ; P
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"Try not to have a hissy fit when you see your results.
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month. "
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You are a Trash Talkin Tard. Everyone hates you because you are annoying. Did you’re mother not love you? Seriously, there’s something wrong with your ego. If anyone has an attention seeking problem, it’s you. Try shutting up.
Too funny :)
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You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn’t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn’t matter if you die, you know? It’s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won’t have a heart attack.
Wow, I totally disagree - I don't skim the cream, I separate the weak and sick from the herd :D
MiG
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Cute idea, but analysis is shallow and inaccurate. I guess that makes it funnier -- humor being largely exaggeration of a grain of truth. :rolleyes:
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Hehe, cant argue with the computer!
You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they’re tired of hearing you whine. You don’t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud.
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Originally posted by Halo
Cute idea, but analysis is shallow and inaccurate. I guess that makes it funnier -- humor being largely exaggeration of a grain of truth. :rolleyes:
Fat Old Tard With No Sense of Humour Thats right, everyone hates you because you bore everyone with your lack of humour. Learn to take a joke, especially when it is aimed at you, and maybe someday you can stop paying people to be your friend.
;)
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Sorry Mom!
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
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Originally posted by JB73
you also believe the world is flat, the moon is made of cheese, thunder is angels bowling, and santa claus is real ; P
What ever man. If the world was not flat, how come the Australians don't fall off it then? huh? S[lain that smart guy :mad:
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"ALL OF THE ABOVE" LOLOLOL
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Mindless Furball tard here:aok
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I got the Chivalrous Chump one...
Zazen
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score potato? Who'd have guessed.
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You are a Mindless Furball Tard. i guess i didnt need the test to notice that :D
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Thats what I am
You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I’ll lighten up; you’re obviously a newbie.
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here is mine
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
well im not past white.........i have a job........but i think my fish died because i didnt feed them........i dont spend enough time outside......and i didnt froget my moms b-day.....I CALLED HER:lol
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I'm a mindless furballer
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Originally posted by Slash27
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
WTF? I have a real job.:rolleyes:
Im with slash on this one...WTF
I missed my moms birthday cus i was in a huge furball thats different than just flying. The dog ran away cus i wanted to hurry back to the furball so I let him out without checking to see if the gate was closed...
Whoever made this test has not a clue.....
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Well, I don't totally agree, but no one said it was a scientific test..
My result... Particuarly funny considering my 24 months of active flight time in this game tee hee.
You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I’ll lighten up; you’re obviously a newbie.
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"You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else."
There is truth in this.
- oldman
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Kurt, go online, were about to do a mission.
:)
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Originally posted by dedalos
What ever man. If the world was not flat, how come the Australians don't fall off it then? huh? S[lain that smart guy :mad:
You've OBVIOUSLY not spent much time around Australians have you? You'd be shocked at some of the stuff they can find a way to fall off of.
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Originally posted by Kurt
You've OBVIOUSLY not spent much time around Australians have you? You'd be shocked at some of the stuff they can find a way to fall off of.
i disagree, they are like bugs. it must be from hanging from trees and stuff in their inverted world.
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
Oh oh oh, spot on except for the dog and mother (haven't had a dog for ages and mother hasn't had her birthday yet this year so we'll see)
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
Oh oh oh, spot on except for the dog and mother (haven't had a dog for ages and mother hasn't had her birthday yet this year so we'll see)
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<---Mindless Furball tard.
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Mindless furball tard, who lets everyone know how much they suck.
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You are a General DictaterTot. Everyone hates you because you’re bossy and you complain about everything. You suck too much to be bossing others around. Try listening to what other’s have to say for once. You think that you’re the only one who has a clue, but in reality, you’re the only one who isn’t having fun. Believe it or not, there’s more than one way to enjoy this game. Try to discover one of them and grow some pubes.
:rofl
I took two:p
You are a Score potato. Everyone hates you because you think that rank matters. Learn to be satisfied with being average and stop trying to fool yourself. You’re not really thinking of putting your rank on your resume, are you? I hope that you don’t expect to be praised for your achievements anytime soon.
Wtf (http://rumandmonkey.com/gfx/rotating_logo_small/pictographical.png):(
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....it called me names:(
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Originally posted by airbumba
....it called me names:(
:eek: called me a score potato:(
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Chivalrous Chump
First time is prolly more accurate, if you take it twice you may change an answer trying to get something else.
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Anyone else get a virus alert on the result page? Looked like a spyware install request. Might wanna run a scan...
<--- Suicide Dweeb.
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don’t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother’s birthday because you were too busy “flying”, didn’t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn’t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.
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LOL, too funny.......
You are a Chivalrous Chump.
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Originally posted by LuckyDay
Anyone else get a virus alert on the result page? Looked like a spyware install request. Might wanna run a scan...
<--- Suicide Dweeb.
Yup norton reported same thing.
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Hm. It called me a Score potato. :confused:
-- Todd/Leviathn
Same here
You are a Score potato. Everyone hates you because you think that rank matters. Learn to be satisfied with being average and stop trying to fool yourself. You’re not really thinking of putting your rank on your resume, are you? I hope that you don’t expect to be praised for your achievements anytime soon.
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Originally posted by LuckyDay
Anyone else get a virus alert on the result page? Looked like a spyware install request. Might wanna run a scan...
<--- Suicide Dweeb.
I just ran a scan and found a number of data minors but am not sure where they came from; quite possibly some came from Rum & Monkey. None looked like serious viruses, just typical spyware. I haven’t done an Ad-Aware scan in quite awhile though.
I did advise Rum & Monkey and recommend that everyone avoid the site unless you are confident in your firewall & spyware detectors. Run a scan if you have taken the test.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
eskimo
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Aha! That's why my test said "Your a sucker, and Eskimo thanks you for the new computer from EBay".
hehe.