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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Silat on June 10, 2005, 11:32:44 PM
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I like #3
10. Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO
9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama
7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game
6. Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image
5. Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer
4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers
3. Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady
2. Resign
1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes
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My favorite is #2
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I'd go for #2 or #8. On second thought scratch #8 and just gimme a #2.
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11. Close the borders, introduce lesgislation that closes the documentation loopholes. No more illegal immigrants with drivers licences.
12. Establish balanced trade reform. Duplicate prohibitive import tarrifs other nations levy on our export products.
13. Scrap the Tax code, start over.
14. Kick the UN outta the US.
15. Restart the Space Program.. big time.
16. Restart tactical nuclear weapons testing.. especially Nutron & EMP Weapons.
17. Return to extensive developmental Nuclear Power programs.
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18. Eat more pretzels.
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you're right, too little sodium is bad. healthy and long lives for el presidente's! and viagra rectally. laura hasnt been happy as of late.
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Originally posted by mietla
My favorite is #2
Only if he fires Cheney first.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
especially Nutron Weapons.
that will be a big mistake. no make it huge. no make it..... bahhh theres no word big enough for that mistake. they have no idea what they messing with.
Edit: oh and number 3, I'd fight him to the death for her. Eva, I mean. :p
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go move to canada or yurop if you are so miserable you have to post every day what you don't like about the government
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Only if he fires Cheney first.
Her Cheney ist gut. Whats wrong with model, where high govermental clerk own bussines, whitch supply warious services to goverment :rofl
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Originally posted by rpm
18. Eat more pretzels.
Whilst riding a bicycle? Course that may be construed as a plot of the evil one....
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/66_1086838568_cheney_edited.jpg)
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The funniest thing about it is Bush is evidently popular enough. He's STILL President.
Oh, and under Howlin Howard Dean, the Deaniacs, err, I mean the Democrats, are self destructing like a cheap toy from a bubblegum machine.
Yall have fun now.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
11. Close the borders, introduce lesgislation that closes the documentation loopholes. No more illegal immigrants with drivers licences.
12. Establish balanced trade reform. Duplicate prohibitive import tarrifs other nations levy on our export products.
13. Scrap the Tax code, start over.
14. Kick the UN outta the US.
15. Restart the Space Program.. big time.
16. Restart tactical nuclear weapons testing.. especially Nutron & EMP Weapons.
17. Return to extensive developmental Nuclear Power programs.
Yep, that would about do it