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Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: culero on June 13, 2005, 08:26:55 AM
What the hell was the deal with you/others vs Ichabod last nite? Ch200 looked like a buncha friggin third-grade kids taunting each other over liking gurlz N such :rolleyes:

culero
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Soulyss on June 13, 2005, 09:47:01 AM
Not to take sides.. but I kinda thought the whole thing was amusing... Slash had a great line though wish I could remember what it was.  :)
Title: Re: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: beet1e on June 13, 2005, 11:44:48 AM
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Originally posted by culero
What the hell was the deal with you/others vs Ichabod last nite? Ch200 looked like a buncha friggin third-grade kids taunting each other over liking gurlz N such  
Well it's Morpheus - what do you expect! Third grade kids sounds about right. :lol
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 12:12:00 PM
Ah yes, apparently he "owned" me the other night 3 times over in his tiffy while I was in my 38. True or untrue that would have been fine, but he presisted with his BS so I had to throw lines down.
The map getting horded over and minutes away from reset had alot to do with my boredom my need for cheap entertainment.

Is there anything else Dad?
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: tactic on June 13, 2005, 12:28:30 PM
hehe  :p
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: jetb123 on June 13, 2005, 12:59:47 PM
ichadweeb is a major pest. He will talk smack all day long then when he gets asked to a challenge. Theres always an excuse like "Im with the squad right now" Or he will say "alright go to the DA" then once there gone tell everybody, hey I never said I was going! I had to squelch him couldnt stand the sqeaky southern voice, heh..
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Murdr on June 13, 2005, 01:14:22 PM
So the same teenie bopper that I got into a tussle with, and that was also arguing with a moderator last night has been provoking others too?  Yet Im being called out on the bbs.....nice.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 01:36:47 PM
I wouldnt let him get to you Murdr.

I think our confrontation started with me saying something like... "what a nice reversal". He soon came back with something along the lines of..." Well I owned you three times over the other night... I had to cut you a break."

Always liking an opponent with a bit of zeal, or is it seal?... Anyways, I asked if he'd like to go to the DA. I thought it might be a good idea to venture outside of the MA due to the horde being so vastly spread out over each front line base with not a fight in sight.

But rather than going to the DA to play he wanted to continue to talk his weak minded smack talk. I felt I had to oblige him. He was trying far too just hard to be ignored. What can I say... I felt bad for him. Even Slash felt the same pitty for him I think.

It was a good night indeed.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Kermit de frog on June 13, 2005, 02:09:16 PM
I find Morph to be an angry person once he gets shot down.
A few times, I have found morph to personally attack me over ch200.  For example, I was in a typh and morph was in a spit 1v1 and a few turns later, I shot him down.  He said a few things to me like,  I had no skill, and only killed him because he got too slow to maneuver.  Truth was he actually just turned right and crossed my gunsite.  Soon after that, he owned me in his f6f vs my typh.   I just couldn't turn my typh faster then his f6f.  :(

I don't know what morph and Ichabod  said to each other, since I wasn't there, but I doubt that both parties weren't to blame.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 02:10:46 PM
lol:D
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Kermit de frog on June 13, 2005, 02:12:02 PM
glad that you found it amusing morph.  I guess the truth can be funny.:)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 02:14:14 PM
I'm loving it.

Makes the day go by so much faster.  What's better than to sit in my office and get paid for this?

Was that spit v tiffy fight the one where you made 5 passes at me with alt then finnaly got a hit to my vertical stab?

If thats what you call a turn fight I would hate to see what you call BnZ.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: NoBaddy on June 13, 2005, 02:14:50 PM
Yah...Ichabod is a realy funny bunny. I engaged his La7 at about 18k over a budding bish horde and had him dive away all 3 times I attempted to engage him. I even killed a poor spit5 that came to help him. I decided he wasn't going to engage and my Yak didn't have a lot of fuel, so, I turned for home (he was about 5 or 6k below @ 2.7 and fading). I was cruising back and jabbering away on ch200. About 15 miles later, I decide I should start looking around. Sheesh, there is an La7 climbing up underneath me at 1.5!! I roll over to engage, one turn...he dives for the deck. I chase him as he tries to cherry pick a knit that another La is already on (he fails to get the guy), then he turns back and runs like a scalded assed jackalope.

I commented on 200 that the La7 was good at running. He came back saying that he had engaged me 5 times and I ran for help. When I told him that I did not believe that he had engaged me 5 times (I didn't know he was the same La7 that kept running before), he called me a "lyar" (I assume this is Ichabodish for "liar"). Like I care enought to lie. :D

In the immortal words of one of my online heros, this guy is nothing more than a "booger under the desktop of life" and is best ignored. :)

BTW, the film is available if anyone really wants to see what a clown this guy is. :)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 02:17:35 PM
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In the immortal words of one of my online heros, this guy is nothing more than a "booger under the desktop of life" and is best ignored.  


Oh NB that is solid gold baby! SIG it I will.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Kermit de frog on June 13, 2005, 02:31:59 PM
The typh vs spit fight started co alt morph.
We both went up and did an immelmann.  Your spit beat me to the top so I then went straight up.  You started to fire and even hit me a few times with no damage.  You stalled out first and that's when I flipped over and went after you.  You then did a few turns so I had to go vertical each time.  I tried to rope you 2 times but I couldn't so i throttled back on a dive and that's when you turned right, 600 in front of me.  I was a little to the right when you flew across my gunsite at 200. You just miss judged my E and therefore you lost.  I gave you a and all you did was get angry and threw out a few degrading words.  I told you that it was a fluke.  I even said that future fights will have an outcome you you being the winner.  I gave you after each fight, but you kept talking.  I even say hello to you each time I see you online, yet you say nothing.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 02:36:02 PM
lol If i dont say hello to you dont feel bad. I often have 200 turned off. I find it lacking these days. So dont go blowing your brains out over such an affair.

That fight started out very differently. With you diving down with alot of smash. I had just gotten through fighting someone else and was too slow to continue with you. You saw that so you kept your E up the entire "fight". BnZ and turn fighting are two completely different things. If you want to boost your Ego by saying your tiffy kilt my spit in a true 1v1 turn fight by all means. Go right ahead. lol.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Kermit de frog on June 13, 2005, 02:44:42 PM
I guess you were fighting an imaginary bogey.  You had plenty of E.  I also said I beat you 1v1, not 1v1 turn fight.  Besides, I switch from turning with ya to going to alt advantage.  I tried using the rope maneuve twice on ya.  Once I realized that it was going to work on ya, i then throttled back and let ya dive down and turn.
Each time I said hello, you were talking on ch200.  I don't fell bad that you don't say hello back, just giving true examples of your egocentric personality.  Besides, I also told of you beating me in your f6f.  I have no ego morph.  Sounds like you are the one with the problem.  Remember, keep with argument clean and truthfull please.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 02:59:13 PM
hmmm 200ias my spit and you at 400+.

Like I said, you kept your speed up and made pass after pass. There was no hope for me extending in an already slow spit from your tiffy with both alt and speed. By the time the fight ended I was down near 100mph from forcing one over shot after another.

You had come down from 5-6K near our factory that your fellow bish were trying to pork to me on the deck. As I killed the last one then and only then did you step in.

I dont see what youre getting at. The fact you BnZ'd me and got a kill on me? Or the fact that I dont salute imaginary  on line aces when they feel its deserved?
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Furball on June 13, 2005, 03:01:50 PM
froggy just pleased he finally killed a BK, heck, i kill him about 10 times each time i am online ;)

p.s. hi kermie
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: lasersailor184 on June 13, 2005, 03:18:34 PM
Morph, if it's any conselation for you, I downed Ichabod's Tempest in my Ki84 without him ever seeing me...

Of course it's probably not a good idea to AFK climb towards the enemy base right next door.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: eagl on June 13, 2005, 03:24:13 PM
Hey Morph... 'cmere.

Some brotherly advice from an online ace wannabe 'tard.

Don't get upset, but... well... a 1v1 still "counts" as a 1v1 even if the dude is BnZ'ing you or started with an E advantage.

Now someone bragging about killing someone from an obvious position of advantage or 2v1 is like a guy bragging about kissing his sister, but a 1v1 kill is still a 1v1 kill.  Vulching is a slightly different situation (except in scenarios) but that's a different discussion.

If you don't believe me, take Drex to the DA and jump him from any position, in any plane.  If you live, brag all you want 'cause Drex usually wins no matter how the fight starts.  My best series against Drex was something like 12 losses to 4 victories, and I was on top of my game that night, plus I was cheating by looking at his screen 'cause we were sitting next to each other in the con room :)

Oh yea...  Again don't take this personally, but until you get an actual kill in RL, in here you're going to be just another online ace 'tard, just like everyone else.  Some take their level of 'tardness a little more seriously than others, but it's still a game.

Now grab a brewski and vulch someone until they cry, and I'm sure it'll all be better :)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 03:26:58 PM
Its one thing to suck and keep your mouth shut. Hell I suck and still dont come close to having a mouth his size. If you're going to suck at flying and then try not to suck at insulting people.

Use some creativity at least.

I guess we all play the game for different reasons. There's an ass, for every pot as they say. We'll just have to find a much larger pot for this one I guess.

Edit: I know exactly what you're speaking about Eagl. It wasnt his bragging, he can brag all he wants. More power to him. He wishes to pull the fight out of context. That's where he trips up. He also continues to get excited because I don't salute or recognise him on chan200 for his outstanding demonstration of E conservation. Is that my fault or his?

I think me getting a kill on anything in real life will be a long time coming. If ever.

Just to get to half way to where you are now would be... well... you already know. :)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: NoBaddy on June 13, 2005, 04:11:13 PM
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Oh NB that is solid gold baby! SIG it I will.


One of the kewl things about being an AW old timer is having my trusty copy of The Tao of Dok constantly at hand. :)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: beet1e on June 13, 2005, 04:11:35 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
Oh yea...  Again don't take this personally, but until you get an actual kill in RL, in here you're going to be just another online ace 'tard, just like everyone else.  Some take their level of 'tardness a little more seriously than others, but it's still a game.
:lol

Sound advice indeed! I wonder if Morph can/will heed it!
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: wrag on June 13, 2005, 04:12:52 PM
Got film of "Ichy" too.

This person seems to make claims that just aren't quite true.

May start callin this person on this behavior when I see it.

I've shot down Morph, but he wasn't lookin and engaged with someone else.

Shot down several of the best stick that way.  Engaged and didn't see me comin.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Scrap on June 13, 2005, 04:26:58 PM
The funny thing about Ichy is that every time he attempts to spew his loose-stool err... lips all over 200 IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.  Gimme a break!  It's near impossible to trade blows with the kid because eveything he pitches you is so far out in left field he almost comes back around and hits himself.  

Sheesh, even his "I know you are but what am I" mentality to a W.H.I.N.E 200.00 FM joust isn't even worth the weight of his dung-soiled shorts after you blast his stick stirring LA7 out of the sky.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: WMLute on June 13, 2005, 05:05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Scrap
The funny thing about Ichy is that every time he attempts to spew his loose-stool err... lips all over 200 IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.  Gimme a break!  It's near impossible to trade blows with the kid because eveything he pitches you is so far out in left field he almost comes back around and hits himself.  

Sheesh, even his "I know you are but what am I" mentality to a W.H.I.N.E 200.00 FM joust isn't even worth the weight of his dung-soiled shorts after you blast his stick stirring LA7 out of the sky.



so what exactly are you trying to say here scrap......?
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: NoBaddy on June 13, 2005, 05:07:32 PM
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Originally posted by WMLute
so what exactly are you trying to say here scrap......?


Hmm, I believe he is saying he same thing I did when I said just ignore the guy. Only he is using more words...and LOTS of poopy references. :)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: SuperDud on June 13, 2005, 05:15:16 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
Oh yea...  Again don't take this personally, but until you get an actual kill in RL, in here you're going to be just another online ace 'tard, just like everyone else.  Some take their level of 'tardness a little more seriously than others, but it's still a game.


I PWN3D a raccoon in my car once. I even put the little raccoon mark on the door of my car, does that count?:p
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Slash27 on June 13, 2005, 05:18:16 PM
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Originally posted by Soulyss
Not to take sides.. but I kinda thought the whole thing was amusing... Slash had a great line though wish I could remember what it was.  :)




Something about spell check I believe:D



Anyone had a run in with Russell1 yet?
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Vudak on June 13, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
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Originally posted by SuperDud
I PWN3D a raccoon in my car once. I even put the little raccoon mark on the door of my car, does that count?:p


Dunno why, but I found that very funny :)

...  I wonder if they make those raccoon marks?
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Scrap on June 13, 2005, 06:02:37 PM
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Originally posted by WMLute
so what exactly are you trying to say here scrap......?


Translation:  I REALLY DISLIKE ICHABOD.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Big G on June 13, 2005, 06:12:34 PM
Talking of dogging, Me (the big 10) is starting to get the hang of stuff like barrell rolls etc, going to be working on "lag pursuit" tonight so watch it guys, the big 10 is gonna be on the hunt!! lol
Cheers
Big G
PS still trying to get the rudder thing worked out, must say, the spits are the thing to fly INMHO.... (I'll get my coat)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Wadke on June 13, 2005, 07:34:30 PM
Yes Slash
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Simaril on June 13, 2005, 08:49:30 PM
Yeah, me too, slash -- and I'm a nobody! I thought the guy was having a dweeb moment, but if oithers have seen it too...

I was just boppin around a-havin some fun, and after killing a panzer in my F4u1 I decided to strafe a PT. Popped it a few 50s but didnt kill, lost my wing to his big gun -- oh, well, easy come easy go.

Next thing i know, i'm getting a pm -- "suck on that, jack"!

????

I tell him, "hey, I'm having FUN playing a GAME -- what's up your butt?" He never responds....


(But I did take my 50s out for 3 more assists as he continues to reup)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: hubsonfire on June 13, 2005, 09:54:12 PM
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Originally posted by Vudak
Dunno why, but I found that very funny :)

...  I wonder if they make those raccoon marks?


Just about any sign or graphics shop should have adhesive vinyl film. You can also buy magnetic sheeting if you don't want decals or adhesive on your car year round. Draw a simple silhouette, cut it out, *voila* Kills on your cowl/fender. :D
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Soulyss on June 13, 2005, 10:03:38 PM
yeah Slash somthing about calling someone on spelling is not a viable comeback to an insult.  :)
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Kermit de frog on June 13, 2005, 11:21:04 PM
As you can see, morph avoid the truth and distorts your words.  I still think morhph and icha are both to blame.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Wadke on June 13, 2005, 11:27:50 PM
Well i shot down Russell with a Flak panzer and got a PM that said "your mom's a w**re". Got pretty mad but didn't say anything.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Morpheus on June 13, 2005, 11:30:55 PM
"distorts" words?

Explain to me how so?

Not to pick a bone that's already been burried for me long ago... But what was the first thing you said to me on chan200 after that fight?

It was.. "i just beat morphs spit in a turn fight with my tiffy."

If I can dig the film up I will.

I dont know what fight you were in. And to me it really doesnt matter. I get cherry picked on the deck low and slow countless times each night. But you made sure you held every bit of your E until I coldnt force an overshot let alone get out of the way.

What is it again your tying to prove? That you can beat me 1v1? If you can I couldnt care less. But if you're going to comment on a fight. Please dont pull things out of context. Tell the truth atleast.

There's nothing wrong with E fighting in a plane that doesnt turn well with others, a spitfire. I do it quite often. But what I dont do is come back and tell someone who I just shot down in a spitfire on the deck that I just beat them in a turn fight.

Really who cares who kills me? You seemed to think you deserved a medal for killing me that day. And when I didnt give you the famed macro salute you got all upset and looked as if you were about to cry.

Is your life really that lonely that you need that recognition from shooting someone down in a game? If I gave the macro salute to everyone who shot me down I'd be saluting people all night long. I dont relive the encoutner after I have it. If I win I win, and move on. If I lose, I lose, and I move on. You seem to be hanging on to that day like it was the greatest moment of your aces high career.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Kermit de frog on June 13, 2005, 11:58:03 PM
You were the one that made the first comment.
I only gave the to you for the fight you gave.

Again, we were co alt, i was slow and had to wep on to gain speed for the merge.  I ended up with the E advantage because I worked for it.  There may have been another countryman of mine around that you were fighting, and perhaps that's will I got far from you.  But I remember you alone and 5k out when we turned towards each other.  When you lose, please accept it.  From the very beginning, I said you were the better pilot and would beat me 99% of the time.  From the very begging I have said that you are the better pilot.  So don't start with egos.   Be an adult and discuss like one.  Don't use the word cherry pick ethier to describe the fight.  The more you lie and degrade and totally cry about losing, the more credit you give to icha.  If I had to decide on who to belive, I'd believe in what ichabod said more than what you would have to say based upon what you are saying to me.
Facts:
Fair fight
Co altitude
Same E or maybe I had more speed by, maybe 0-60mph more than you initally.
You had the better turning plane.
I had the better level top speed advantage, (which i never used).
I said I got lucky with the outcome of the fight.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Masherbrum on June 14, 2005, 01:08:52 AM
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Originally posted by jetb123
ichadweeb is a major pest. He will talk smack all day long then when he gets asked to a challenge. Theres always an excuse like "Im with the squad right now" Or he will say "alright go to the DA" then once there gone tell everybody, hey I never said I was going! I had to squelch him couldnt stand the sqeaky southern voice, heh..


What?!!  You guys were HAPPILY vulching the other week in the DA?   Did Pumpkinhead take a match to your prized insect collection?  Why this "sudden change of feelings" for this salamander?  Some of you have to confuse yourselves more than others.   Some of you really need to grow up and stop swinging your feet on the toilet.

Karaya

PS - Pumpkinhead "claims" to have shot me down under a different.  I still call BS until this is proven.
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on June 14, 2005, 03:13:05 AM
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Originally posted by Wadke
Well i shot down Russell with a Flak panzer and got a PM that said "your mom's a w**re". Got pretty mad but didn't say anything.


Russell or Russell1?
Title: Jeebus, Morpheus
Post by: wipass on June 14, 2005, 03:35:46 AM
That will be russell1,

Was hitting GV's and PT boats in a 110 when I got a private message from russell1

"you hoing m***er f**ker sh**e dweeb" or words very similar.

Strange man,

edit, checked the stats and apparently I killed him 3 times when he was in a PT boat, does that count as a head on ?

I was right about the strange man

wipass