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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: eskimo2 on June 17, 2005, 09:09:54 PM
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It’s been a rough week; we’ve almost lost our playground for good. Pyro was kind enough to give it back to us if we promise to play nicely. So here’s a thread to show what real pals we really are and that we really can get along. So, fake a smile, muster up something nice to say and join this big O-Club Group Hug.
:p
eskimo
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How about a pig pile? Hang can be the pivot guy...:)
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You call that an insult, Hangtime?
Your momma is so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
now that's an insult.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Let's all be ghey and swap spit N stuff
eskimo
No, thanks anyway tho :)
culero
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just FYI,
Skuzzy didn't like the "insult the guy above you thread" even if we were just joking around.
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sure I'll join in a group hug, don't mind my nekkidness.
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Just because we got the O'C back does not mean we will be swapping spit and taking long showers in the middle of the night.
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c'mere ya big lugs.
:D
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Lets all go out for a nice moon light walk on the beach!
LOL i missed what ever happened and i really dont care! But i did miss the O'club ............its good time to kill at work and even after.
(insert group hug icon)
we all know the saying, "we al got em! No one wants to hear em, Nor smell em, So keep your lips closed and go some where else to releeve your self!
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Announcer: The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky. The night air is tinged with anticipation. And it is time to meet the Continental.
[a glove breezes past the Continental's door, ringing the doorbell]
The Continental: [opens the door]
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Ouch! You must be the fashion model.. who answered my ad in the Penny Saver. Welcome to my abode.. come in.. please.
[the camera enters the apartment, as the Continental stares]
Wow! You would.. you would make a beautiful spokesperson.. for my new line.. of cosmetic. Please, sit.. Sit, please. Please.. sit.
[sits next to the Continental, looking at him cautiously]
Normally, I would offer you.. vintage Champagna.. and cavier. But.. I have grown impatient with the French. Ever since the Froggy stabbed Colin Powell in the back.. I eschew all things French.. no more! Camembert.. fois gras.. eau de cologne.. Frenchie, from "American Idol".. and, big surprise to me.. champagna!
Who knew! That's the only place champagna come from! But.. my word is my bond.. it is done. Instead.. I offer you. effervescent.. Andre's Cold Duck.
[camera shakes head no]
No? Ah. Then.. let me offer you.. a nosh. I must confess.. without the frogs, my cuisine - excuse me, "food" - has suffered.. but.. what have we here?
[holds out tray of vending machine snacks]
Bugles.. with cream cheese. We got.. ants-on-a-log - hello! Combos.. they cheese your hunger away! Enjoy! While I freshen up..
[The Continental exits the front room, as the camera looks about the room. Camera focuses on a row of books on a shelf, pulls one out and opens it, as if to read, discovering instead a copy of Snoop Dogg's "Doggy-Style" edition of "Girls Gone Wild". Camera pans right to find the Contnental has returned, pleased with the video discovery]
I cannot help but notice.. you admire my video collection! Snoop! You gotta love the guy.. he knows how to spend his money, huh! Do you enjoy some spice.. in your video life? What you see here.. is the tip.. of the iceberg. The rest is concealed away. Would you like to take a peek? Maybe.. we could make a movie together.
[camera shakes head no]
I toy with you. Hey! I got toys, too! I gotta camera.. I got the whole schmear! No?
[camera flees for the door, intercepted as usual by the overzealous Continental]
Wow! Wowee-wow-wow! You.. are fast! Sit, please. You are too..
[kisses woman's outstretched hand]
..exquisite.. to leave so soon, you.. wof.. my arctic hush puppy! Let me show you my line.. of homemade products.. you will model. No animals used.. lip gloss.. hmm? Try some.
[dips finger in gooey lip gloss, holds it in front of camera's "mouth", then quickly retrieves it after being "bitten"]
Owww!!! If that was love bite.. then, you must love me a lot! Look at this.. you broke the skin! Bad vixen! You naughty cougar! I forgive you.. but.. you must kiss it! Come on, tiger! Kiss it! You must kiss it..
[holds his hurt finger in front of camera]
Come on, come on, come on.. make it better!
[points his finger seductively down to his crotch; the camera agains flees for the door, but The Continental once again blocks the path]
Forgive me, please.. my passions overtook me. I forgot myself, and let the little head think for the big one. What can I say? I'm a guy!
[laughs] Okay! Forget lip gloss.. it stinks.. it's junk.. ptooie! [spits] Focus on hand cream.. it’s the shiznit.
[kisses woman's hand, then leads the way to his wondrous hand cream]
Come! Let me show you the engine that powers my light. Come! I beseech you! Behold!
[holds up what looks to have been a food jar of some kind]
Behold.. Continental hand cream. Good.. huh? I package it myself.. also, guess what? Once upon a time, this was Vlasic pickle jar.. the lable comes off.. in the dishwasher. Wowee!
[laughs] You know.. beauty.. it's so important.. especially in these dark times.. because.. without beauty, the terrorists.. will have truly won. Can.. can you step closer, please? Little closer.
[camera moves closer, as The Continental looks down at the floor; camera looks down as well, only to discover a her reflection on a floor mirror]
Wow! Wowee-wow-wow-wow!
"I see London.. I see France.. I see something.." No, wait! Wait, no! no, don't leave! Please! My intention.. my intention, you misunderstood! Please, forgive me! Wait! If you change your mind, you can call me!
[camera flees for the door, makes her exit, then slams the door behind her and runs]
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It's "foie gras" you poopoo head! Oh, and I won't be brushin my teeth for a week before you get to snog me!
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yer all a bunch of soft cuddely niceguys so stop acting tough.. you aint fooling anyone. :)
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Group hugs are only used in a few situations:
Baseball after a win/homerun, or after a porno
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I really really hope you are talking about the real stuff RT and not virutal or solo.
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Originally posted by Nilsen
I really really hope you are talking about the real stuff RT and not virutal or solo.
Baseball video games are usually played solo...oh wait you're talking about the other thing...
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Originally posted by RTSigma
Baseball video games are usually played solo...oh wait you're talking about the other thing...
no multiplayer games?
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Actually I don't play baseball games except RBI for Nintendo.
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background: (if you like pina coladas....)
hey, why is that everything in this thread is rainbow colored?
and why is nilsen wearing nothing but his underwear and rollerskates.
OH MY GOD!!!
i've walked into a ghey thread!!!
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underwear?
just hat and blades baby :cool:
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Originally posted by Nilsen
underwear?
just hat and blades baby :cool:
Hat and blades? Doesn't 50 Cent say that in one of his rap music videos? Something about rolling on blades or something I don't know do you buy his CD's? I can't afford it they're too expensive these days especially if they're from Best Buy or even Circuit City its not like its a major place to go for music CDs.
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in that case nilsen, you might try a flaming red chest toupee.
:D
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fitty cent aint my style doode.
YO!
Im more of a Twin Peaks theme music guy.. Gotta love Twin Peaks. Or maybe not.
You would not have heard of any of my top 4 bands.
:cool:
Dont need it 88, im half icebear.. well insulated as it is.
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Twin Peaks? Angelo Badalamenti?
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The series... awesome sci-fi. Kinda like Alien only less mosters and more trees.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Twin Peaks? Angelo Badalamenti?
is that keyra agustina holden?
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Nillsen = Bob
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Originally posted by Nilsen
The series... awesome sci-fi. Kinda like Alien only less mosters and more trees.
Angelo Badalamenti wrote the music for the series...
what you do storch, google 'perfect prettythang'
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
what you do storch, google 'perfect prettythang'
why, yes of of course!!! :D
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Originally posted by storch
why, yes of of course!!! :D
:D
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This thread makes baby jesus cry.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
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what you do storch, google 'perfect prettythang'
Damn.
That baby has back! :)
culero (down, boy!)
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Hangtime was that from SNL? That guy looks familiar.
Speaking of shows that are somewhat funny someitmes, anyone remember the series SCTV?
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<--- grabbing handfulls of rock salt loaded 12 guage shell. sounds of racking pump shotgun----
Ok all you huggy guys stay the freak all the way over on the other side of the room!:eek: :eek: :eek:
:p
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his words say no but his emoticons say yes.
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Mr Mossberg says, no. :mad:
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CLACK>
Yessir, MR. MOSSBERG! RIGHT AWAY, MR. MOSSBERG!
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:D