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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: bikekil on June 20, 2005, 05:23:13 PM
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And she's my angel :)
(http://filip.sotiko.pl/1st.jpg)
(http://filip.sotiko.pl/2nd.jpg)
(http://filip.sotiko.pl/3rd.jpg)
:cool:
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WTG bikekil and Mom!
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Congrats,
What did you name her?
Beautiful child.
:)
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Congrats, buddy...just make sure and keep her away from Drifter's baby! :D
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Happy belated Father's Day!
Congrats
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Congrats Bikekill :)
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nice work dad !
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Congrats! :)
The feeling of holding your own child for the first time is priceless.
beautiful girl bikekil
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Congrats
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Congrats Bike :)!!!
shamus
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Daddys little girl
WTG and congradulations.
Your life as superman has just begun.
Why superman?
Cause in her eyes there is nothing you wont be able to do and nothing you wont be able to fix.
To quote my lil girl one day when her friends toy broke.
"Just give it to my dad, he will fix it. he can fix anything"
::Handing you your red cape::
enjoy it. its worth it
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HaHa
Way to go mate. Chuffed for you.
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WTG man :)
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WTG!!
You are gonna be in trouble in about 15 years, trust me!
RTR
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Wtg Bike
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Congratulations! She looks like she is a very healthy size? What were her birth stats? I take it daughter and mother are both doing well? Her name?
eskimo
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P.S.
Pyro & Skuzzy
This is what the O-Club is all about.
eskimo
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CONGRATS!
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Congratulations and best wishes for you and your family.
Now do a search on the bbs for the rules for dating a daughter. I posted them quite some time ago. They'll come in handy after a few years.
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Congrats!
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Wait...your not supposed to be born with six fingers...DOH!
Congrats Sir
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Wtg Filip.
Calusy dla Kasi
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Congrates ... Dont forget to load the shotgun in about 13 yrs
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Congrats:)
10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be
delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
You may glance at her, as long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body,
I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to
wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off
their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise:
You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not,
in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter,
I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers
securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without
utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex,
I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day.
Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house,
and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl,
you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with
you.
If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my
daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden
stool.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within
eyesight.
Places where there is darkness.
Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided.
Movies which features chain saws are okay.
Hockey games are okay.
Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,middle-aged,
dimwitted has-been.
But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.
Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the
sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a
rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up,
the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait
for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the
driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside.
The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Congratulations to you AND your wife, Bikekil.
Very pretty!
Enjoy it, the years go fast, although at times it'll seem like time stopped. Turn around, you'll be holding a grandchild. ;)
Best of luck to her in her journey.
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Congrats.
My son is 14 but looking at your pictures of your daughter, I can still see him the day he was born and feel him in my hands. The memory doensn't fade much with time.
Just remember that no matter how many children you have, the later ones don't get to be "second chance", and "third chance", etc. Each one individually needs and deserves your fullest attention and love for the rest of their lives. This is possibly the most important job you will ever do, and it pays to do it right.
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Congrats Bikekil!
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Thanks Guys! I'm so proud :D
Zuzanna (Susan) have 2950g and 53 cm. Scored 10 points in Apgar scale! It took Her about 2 hours to join us on this world and both, my little and my bigger angels are fine :D
Just walked the dog and heading back to them!
thanks again
p.s. the "teenager" times is something that scares me for real!!! i know what i was up for... why, whare and what we were doing with gitls thise times! There is no way i will let her go out with a guy like me... with any guy... and if he touch her i will touch him and that's gonna be the last touch of his life! :mad:
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WTG Bike !
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Congrats mate.:aok
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congrats
nice beautiful daughter i wish u all the luck and health.
And all the energy coz she is gonna suck it all out of u when she gets 2 years.
I foundout real richdom is unpayable.
my childs became my weak spots.
there is no world without them.
and what silat said :)
couldnt let to show mine little ones with nice background
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/277_1119354046_afbeelding-193.jpg)
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Congrats Bikekil, Mom and Daddys Lil Angel!!!
:aok
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Wife just said "awwww" ;)
congrats bike!
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Originally posted by bikekil
Thanks Guys! I'm so proud :D
Zuzanna (Susan) have 2950g and 53 cm. Scored 10 points in Apgar scale!
Cool name; is it pronounced just like Susan?
I'm not surprised on the Apgar, she looks very healthy.
BTW to Americans: 2950g = 6.5 pounds.
eskimo
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Her name is pronounced more like Susannah :-)
Once again thanks everyone!... i've already printed out the rules :D I have few years to prepare for "them" to come!
(http://filip.sotiko.pl/proud_daddy.jpg)
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Congrats Bike! WTG Daddy and mom!
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congratulations sir !
"Zuzanna"
i knew a girl named Zuzanna.... my buddy dated her for a while, unique name i like it.
i know how to pronounce it, but hard to type lol...
schjoo jana sort of LOL kind of a weird sound i dont know what is phonetically similar
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Congrats BK and be ready for the hardest work in life:being a dad (or a mom); you will not read about it in any book and noone can teach you how to do it, its all on your skin......but it worth all the time you will spend on it....
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Good job! Enjoy... :D
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Congrats Filip.
She allready has more hair than I do. I'm jealous! :)
By the way, what's your blood type?