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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JENG on May 30, 2000, 11:55:00 AM
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About the making of BELGIUM......
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, on the 7th day Michael the Archangel found him resting.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sight of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds.
"Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of BALANCE!"
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor, the Middle part will be a hot spot in continues turmoil.
Over there, I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to different countries and continents. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a tiny mass in the center and asked,"What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Belgium, the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful rivers, mountains and an exquisite coast-line.
The people from Belgium are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world.
They'll be extremely sociable,hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of world peace. They will be also known for the best beer and chocolate in the world!
In the year 2000 I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable soccer players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them!!!
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed: "What about balance, God? You said there will be balance?"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting north of them!"
P.S. WE......WILL.......KICK...... .... bellybutton !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swedish, Turkish and Italian ASS!!!!
Bee (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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hehe bee
French team will kick bellybutton your soccer team
nonoht
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Polish team 'll kick bellybutton your soccer team in 2045 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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btw Polish voleyball team kicking your teams bellybutton now (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
[This message has been edited by bike killa (edited 05-31-2000).]
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Only to be beaten by Denmark in the finals.
Well, second place is good enough for you guys.
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StSanta
II/JG2
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HEHEheheheheheheheheheehehehe hehehehe
LOLolololololol
Good one my friend!
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Originally posted by JENG:
P.S. WE......WILL.......KICK...... .... bellybutton !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swedish, Turkish and Italian ASS!!!!
Bee (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Uh, yeah, you will...UNTIL SPAIN CROSSES IN YOUR PATH!!!!
CON EL NUMERO...
1-----CAŅIZARES
2-----VELASCO
3-----SERGI
4-----ABELARDO
5-----HELGUERA
6-----GUARDIOLA
7-----ETXEBERRIA
8-----FRAN
9-----URZAIZ
10----RAUL
11----VALERON
SPAIN EUROCUP 2000 CHAMPIONS!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!!!!
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Nonoht:We'll see nonoht we'll see (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Bikekilla: Lol (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) hehehe Maybe the national team but Maaseik has been a Volleybal Champions League Finalist the last 4 times in a row (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Stsanta: Well this Saturday is a friendly matchup between Denmark and Belgium. Remember we kicked Norways bellybutton 2 to 0 just 3 weeks ago. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Ram: Lol, Spain is a favorite but always let down on tournaments. How many times has it been in an EC final? WC final? Belgium is a bad team but we've been an European Championship finalist and a semifinalist in the Worldcup (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) BEAT THAT YOU SPANISH LUMP (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Ghosth: Heheheheh thnks buddy (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
BEE
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yup Bee. it was about national team (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
btw Spanish team was just kicked (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) now is time to kick US butts (3 or 4 June)
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I second Bee is this matter, as WE (The Belgians) are far superior to all of you when it comes to tastes (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) (Turns away snobishly...and farts...)
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Originally posted by JENG:
Ram: Lol, Spain is a favorite but always let down on tournaments. How many times has it been in an EC final? WC final? Belgium is a bad team but we've been an European Championship finalist and a semifinalist in the Worldcup (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) BEAT THAT YOU SPANISH LUMP (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
LOL!...Spain won a EC in 1964 to the Soviet Union ...and now we have a COACH...not a STUPID SOB (Clemente knows about soccer what I know about the Polar Bear love positions). And we have the best league in hte world!!! the best players!!! (well if you let apart Brazil).
WE
WILL
WIN!
WE
WILL
KICK
ASS!
YOU
WILL
LOSE
!!
WE
WILL
BE
THE
CHAMPIONS
MY
FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN D!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol my friend...
Ok I'll promise you... if the Belgian teams gets kicked... I'll supporter for the Dutch team... if they get kicked I'll supporter for the Spanish (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
PS: Not a chance that the dutch are going to be kicked (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Bee
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Lol. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Nice this sci-fi thread (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
We now wich soccer team is the best (side with brasil), no?
Muhahahahaha, Muhahahahaha (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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LOL,
Like all the best fairy stories yours started "Once upon a time". (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
CUMON ENGLAND!!!!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
TTFN
snafu
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Ahem....... Sorry Bee, but did you notice the ones he put to our left ???
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ROFLOL.... hehehehe think God was gettin a bit cynical when he put our Eastern neighbours there... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Just joking guys just joking (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Bee
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Stop lying (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)