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Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 20, 2005, 07:01:13 PM
I feel like a little kid waiting for x-max. Hurry up hell hath no fury like a jug pilot scorn! :)
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: thebest1 on June 20, 2005, 07:21:07 PM
i cant wait either!
:aok
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: frank3 on June 21, 2005, 06:52:11 PM
I wonder if it'll be flown more, prolly not but there's a chance :)

Won't be able to drag me away from it though :aok
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 21, 2005, 06:55:14 PM
HiTech came to the realization that Jug pilots are nothing but limp wristed panzies that fly it because they lack the ability to fly a true ace's plane, the great and wonderful P-38 Lightning.  As such, he has stopped working on the P-47 and will remove them from the game as soon as possible.  Sorry YUCCA but looks like your train has passed. ;)


ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: frank3 on June 21, 2005, 06:58:50 PM
Don't need to be an ace for flying the Lightning though, it's fast at alt and turns with a spit with flaps down...
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Paul on June 21, 2005, 07:18:04 PM
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Originally posted by frank3
...and turns with a spit with flaps down...


If you speak of the spit V, I disagree.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 21, 2005, 07:31:16 PM
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Originally posted by Paul
If you speak of the spit V, I disagree.



P-38 will just out loop the crap out of it but that's not the point of this thread.


ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 21, 2005, 07:46:51 PM
Wake up and clean your self off p38 weenie!  Bow before the almight jug and shake in yoru space boots as you here the roar of it's almighty engine as it is inching closer and closer to your pee38, unleashing it's 8 50 calibers with such a force that the world has never known. muahhaa
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: bustr on June 21, 2005, 07:53:41 PM
YUCCA you gotta start share'n man.............whatever it is, pass it on over. My Jugs are good, but last I checked they were made on the planet earth........:cool:
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 21, 2005, 08:15:26 PM
Except the dive, the P38 will do anything better:cool:
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Post by: moot on June 21, 2005, 08:33:57 PM
Especially lose parts and cartwheel into trees before blowing up into a million fiery pieces.:cool:
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Post by: Gatr on June 21, 2005, 08:44:44 PM
Yucca.....
Good job Stirrin up the 38 Weno's....
S!
Gatr
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 21, 2005, 08:49:04 PM
mauhaha :)
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 21, 2005, 08:57:56 PM
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Originally posted by Gatr
Yucca.....
Good job Stirrin up the 38 Weno's....
S!
Gatr



He did?  Oh, sorry you're just not privy to the running joke YUCCA and I have.  Explains your confusion, carry on.



ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 21, 2005, 09:41:33 PM
oh yes i have fun rattling the cage of that geezer akak, keeps his heart strong!
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: SirLoin on June 22, 2005, 03:52:30 AM
p38 is dweeb plane...baa
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Post by: pellik on June 22, 2005, 05:33:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Paul
If you speak of the spit V, I disagree.


The P38 can out turn the spitV if you get them both stuck under 130mph or so.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Flyboy on June 22, 2005, 06:15:58 AM
Jugs pow ze peee38s :)
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Hoarach on June 22, 2005, 07:37:59 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
HiTech came to the realization that Jug pilots are nothing but limp wristed panzies that fly it because they lack the ability to fly a true ace's plane, the great and wonderful P-38 Lightning.  As such, he has stopped working on the P-47 and will remove them from the game as soon as possible.  Sorry YUCCA but looks like your train has passed. ;)


ack-ack



Amen ack-ack, we dont need no more jugs.  Jugs arent very good at anything that the 38 can do and the 38 can dive as long it has dive flaps.  

We dont need anymore jugs, what we need is more 38s.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: frank3 on June 22, 2005, 07:40:32 AM
Hoarach, did you even download the latest patch? We received 2 more Lightnings
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Post by: Ted Strykker on June 22, 2005, 11:14:32 AM
spit dweebs and 38 dweebs,190 will shoot down both with no problem.
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Post by: wonton on June 22, 2005, 11:33:49 AM
I'm more into legs but I like good jugs just as much as the next guy.
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Post by: Lazerr on June 22, 2005, 11:57:18 AM
Hey pellik/AKAK, Im a pretty frequent 38 pilot in MA, and I would rather enjoy you guys coming to DA with me, and proving your theory about a spit5 vs p38.

AKAK says it can outloop a spit5, which is untrue.


Pellik says p38 can stand a chance at 130mph in a turnfight.


You guys set up a time, if you care to prove your reasoning, and I will gladly attend to show you otherwise.

Not trying to bash on 38, because I love it, but those comments are totally false. :rolleyes:
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Post by: slimm50 on June 22, 2005, 12:27:03 PM
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Originally posted by Ted Strykker
spit dweebs and 38 dweebs,190 will shoot down both with no problem.

Clean yer bong, man. That stuff yer smokin must be tainted.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Westy on June 22, 2005, 01:00:23 PM
PeeJays are about as close to relaxed realism as one can get - jumping into a Spit notwithstanding























(grinning and lol like heck)
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Post by: Wilbus on June 22, 2005, 01:34:59 PM
What did I miss? We getting a new Jug?! :D
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Post by: frank3 on June 22, 2005, 01:36:02 PM
Yeah....






well.....






My dog is bigger!
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Post by: Ted Strykker on June 22, 2005, 02:25:05 PM
Don,t use a bong i roll blunts.

Many a Baby Seal has learned about the ways of the Fw 190 A-5.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: slimm50 on June 22, 2005, 03:06:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ted Strykker
Don,t use a bong i roll blunts.

Many a Baby Seal has learned about the ways of the Fw 190 A-5.

Baby Seals, well why didn't ya say so? The A-5 is the best-handling 190 we have in AH. It's not like yer fightin a 'sperienced pilit now. But even I could up in a DORA and kill a Newb in a Spit V.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 22, 2005, 03:28:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by YUCCA
oh yes i have fun rattling the cage of that geezer akak, keeps his heart strong!



Admit it...the desire to cross over to the Dweeb Side is great in you young Jugawan.

In your sleep you can hear the Lighting call out to you saying, "YUCCA fly me...you know you want to...fly me...you know you want to..."

Give into your desire...give in to the Dweeb Side!


ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 22, 2005, 03:30:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ted Strykker
spit dweebs and 38 dweebs,190 will shoot down both with no problem.



Kind of hard to shoot something down while running.


ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 22, 2005, 03:31:01 PM
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Originally posted by Westy
PeeJays are about as close to relaxed realism as one can get - jumping into a Spit notwithstanding


(grinning and lol like heck)



Shhh...don't give away our secret.



ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 22, 2005, 03:37:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Lazerr
Hey pellik/AKAK, Im a pretty frequent 38 pilot in MA, and I would rather enjoy you guys coming to DA with me, and proving your theory about a spit5 vs p38.

AKAK says it can outloop a spit5, which is untrue.


Pellik says p38 can stand a chance at 130mph in a turnfight.


You guys set up a time, if you care to prove your reasoning, and I will gladly attend to show you otherwise.

Not trying to bash on 38, because I love it, but those comments are totally false. :rolleyes:


Go to the 479th Film library and download one of mine, pellik's or Murdr's films.  I've posted enough of them showing it, but with everything in life, YMMV.


ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Lazerr on June 22, 2005, 04:09:37 PM
Ohh.. you've posted film of a pilot of equal skill, being outlooped in  a spit 5, and you in a 38?

I didn't manage to find any films of showing this, with pilots of equal ability.  I've outlooped zekes and hurricanes before, but that doesn't mean much to me considering they were probably 2 weeks new.
Im not trying to pick a fight, I'd just like one of you, or both of you to prove your point to me.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Morpheus on June 22, 2005, 04:14:58 PM
I'll fly the spitV if you'd like.

I love 38's. They're badass planes.

At 130mph though, they're canon fodder for a spitv.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 22, 2005, 06:29:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Admit it...the desire to cross over to the Dweeb Side is great in you young Jugawan.

In your sleep you can hear the Lighting call out to you saying, "YUCCA fly me...you know you want to...fly me...you know you want to..."

Give into your desire...give in to the Dweeb Side!


ack-ack


Ahh you admited it, p38 drivers are dweebs!  You've completed step 1 and now you should be well on your way to recovery!
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Hoarach on June 22, 2005, 07:11:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by frank3
Hoarach, did you even download the latest patch? We received 2 more Lightnings


Umm, have been here a long time, I think I know about the patch and have flown all the 38s.  But there are more 38s that could be modeled that would bring more fun to us 38 fans, such as the 38F, 38D, and the 38H.  Or we can model the 38L again with 6x50s instead of the mount we have now or the 12x50s 38 that were tested but believe werent used.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 22, 2005, 07:24:11 PM
And there aren't other jug models out there for hte jug fans? hah
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Post by: Ted Strykker on June 23, 2005, 12:12:18 AM
Typical answer from a 38 dweeb,but i don,t run away in my 190.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 23, 2005, 06:44:39 PM
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Originally posted by YUCCA
And there aren't other jug models out there for hte jug fans? hah



Why?  I've already shown without a shadow of a doubt how terribly inferior the P-47 is.  I mean, even a Ju87D-3 is far more deadly.  It's time  to wake up and smell the coffee YUCCA ;)


ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Nomde on June 24, 2005, 01:26:57 AM
Hehe, I luv reading akak's delusional delapitated dribble :D

In the last 7 days, the score is Nomde's Jug = 4, akak's pee38 = 0. Keep working with that 2 engine pile of bovine fermentation wannabe akak, I'm sure you'll graduate to the superior handling of the Jug someday. :D
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Post by: SirLoin on June 24, 2005, 02:34:55 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Nomde
Hehe, I luv reading akak's delusional delapitated dribble :D

In the last 7 days, the score is Nomde's Jug = 4, akak's pee38 = 0. Keep working with that 2 engine pile of bovine fermentation wannabe akak, I'm sure you'll graduate to the superior handling of the Jug someday. :D


AMEN!!!   :aok
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Post by: BigB717 on June 24, 2005, 02:48:29 AM
JUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  



(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/262_1119599045_p47-1.jpg)


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/262_1119599079_p47-19.jpg)


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/262_1119599094_p47cutaw.jpg)


WOOT YUCCA


 P-38 is great but ........

well, its a lazy mans plane :rofl

GO JUGS!
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Gatr on June 24, 2005, 08:19:26 AM
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK........!!!!!
Anybody see the movie Mars attacks
ACK ACK ACK
mahaahaaahaaaaaaaa
Watch out for that Slim Whitman music...
ACK ACK ACK
Gatr
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Hoarach on June 24, 2005, 08:30:15 AM
Just for reference looking up plane against plane, the p38 is better than the p47 so far this tour:
38L vs p4730 66 kills 69 deaths
38L vs p4725 26 kills and 41 deaths
38L vs p4711 14 kills 37 deaths
38J vs p4730 118 kills 45 deaths
38J vs p4725 30 kills 23 deaths
38J vs p4711 28 kills 23 deaths
38G vs p4730 23 kills 9 deaths
38G vs p4725 5 kills 11 deaths
38 G vs p4711 3 kills 7 deaths
Total this tour 313 kills 265 deaths

But also you have to see that p47s dont turn and all you see them do is BnZ you to death, at least the p38 can turn with other planes.

(http://www.furballunderground.com/blueknights_pictures/userfiles/Canaris/38headon.jpg)



(http://www.furballunderground.com/blueknights_pictures/userfiles/Canaris/38inflight.jpg)

(http://www.furballunderground.com/blueknights_pictures/userfiles/Canaris/p-38f.jpg)

(http://www.furballunderground.com/blueknights_pictures/userfiles/Canaris/p38s5.jpg)

Nothing beats the 38 in AH, however in real life my favorite plane is the p47 but I havent been able to learn how to fly the p47 well and just dont have the options that the p38 has in AH.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ted Strykker on June 24, 2005, 10:10:29 AM
Quote:Nothing beats the 38 in AH

Quit smokin crack
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Post by: slimm50 on June 24, 2005, 10:21:13 AM
Brute Strength!



(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/64_1118027961_img_0244.jpg)


Raw Power!

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/64_1119550817_tarheelhal.jpg)
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Post by: slimm50 on June 24, 2005, 10:38:40 AM
I think the Jug was the first working example of "We've got this big-assed engine, let's build an airplane to fit it.":D
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Post by: DipStick on June 24, 2005, 11:03:47 AM
38 pics in a 47 thread? They must have Jug envy... ;)
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Post by: Hoarach on June 24, 2005, 11:21:44 AM
Yea, the jug had a bigger engine than the 38 let alone most bombers.  However the 38 still was faster than the p47.  Yet the 38 still had more range than the p47.  But dont forget what I said before, my favorite plane is the p47 personally but in AH the 38 is because the 38 has more options.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ted Strykker on June 24, 2005, 11:32:10 AM
Admit it you can,t fly the 47 in this game,thats all you had too say.
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Post by: RightF00T on June 24, 2005, 02:46:35 PM
I think Hoarach is saying that with all the Spits, Nikis, La7s and what nots around,  a P38 is more surviveable and enjoyable.  I agree on the former and slightly on the latter.  With the P38s climb and cannons you can take down adversaries pretty quickly if you fly it right.  In the Jug you need to plan what you're going to do long before you merge and you need atleast a second of firing to take down an enemy.  

In the MA, you often don't get that long to plan or fire.  The La7 that chased you down and you were about to kill is now joined by a Hispano wielding Spitfire who chops your tail off right as you ping the La7.  Hard knock life ;).

Not saying this doesn't happen in the P38, or any plane for that matter, it's just that usually the La7 is already going down and you can evade the Spitfire in time to take him down as well.
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Post by: Ack-Ack on June 24, 2005, 03:16:13 PM
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Originally posted by Nomde
Hehe, I luv reading akak's delusional delapitated dribble :D

In the last 7 days, the score is Nomde's Jug = 4, akak's pee38 = 0. Keep working with that 2 engine pile of bovine fermentation wannabe akak, I'm sure you'll graduate to the superior handling of the Jug someday. :D



CHERRY PICKER!



ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 24, 2005, 03:17:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gatr
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK........!!!!!
Anybody see the movie Mars attacks
ACK ACK ACK
mahaahaaahaaaaaaaa
Watch out for that Slim Whitman music...
ACK ACK ACK
Gatr



Please, show some more originality in your posts.



ack-ack
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Gatr on June 24, 2005, 03:32:14 PM
My feelings are hurt I though that was funny.....
Sad Gatr
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Post by: Hoarach on June 24, 2005, 03:43:41 PM
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Originally posted by RightF00T
I think Hoarach is saying that with all the Spits, Nikis, La7s and what nots around,  a P38 is more surviveable and enjoyable.  I agree on the former and slightly on the latter.  With the P38s climb and cannons you can take down adversaries pretty quickly if you fly it right.  In the Jug you need to plan what you're going to do long before you merge and you need atleast a second of firing to take down an enemy.  

In the MA, you often don't get that long to plan or fire.  The La7 that chased you down and you were about to kill is now joined by a Hispano wielding Spitfire who chops your tail off right as you ping the La7.  Hard knock life ;).

Not saying this doesn't happen in the P38, or any plane for that matter, it's just that usually the La7 is already going down and you can evade the Spitfire in time to take him down as well.


Exactly, the 38 is more chance of survival the p47.
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Post by: slimm50 on June 24, 2005, 03:50:36 PM
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Originally posted by Hoarach
Exactly, the 38 is more chance of survival the p47.

Heh, not the way I fly it.
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 24, 2005, 05:24:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hoarach
YHowever the 38 still was faster than the p47.  



:eek:






:lol







:rofl
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Mitsu on June 24, 2005, 05:31:08 PM
I don't need merican new JUG! Gimme Japanese JUG please!!!

:p
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 24, 2005, 10:52:51 PM
38 had more chance of survival?  2 Engines? yepee lol i guess thats why they had 38's straffing more groudn targets than jugs. lmao
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: YUCCA on June 24, 2005, 10:53:28 PM
We'll make you a captured jug you can skin it mitsu   :)
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: frank3 on June 25, 2005, 05:59:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Mitsu
I don't need merican new JUG! Gimme Japanese JUG please!


You already have the Ki-84 :)
Title: Muh new jug
Post by: Mitsu on June 26, 2005, 03:43:02 PM
Frank3, It's Army's JUG, gimme Navy's one pleeeease!! :D