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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Lan784 on June 29, 2005, 02:28:27 AM
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I want to start a "thingy" where brave pilots tell there best fight stories in AH. Post em here and u get beer:D
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away......THERE WERE NO TEENS IN AH
:lol
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Would you send beer to finland?? :p
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once upon a time mipoikel and sialt dont get any beer:D
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One time, in band camp...umm..ummm
You suck!
:D
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one time I shot this green thing and it killed me then some guy started yelling woooo woooooooo on vox and i was like zomg!!1one! wtf?! so i shot him and i died again. the end
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Once upon a time in knightland not so long ago I actually stole a kill from silat.
The grass got greener, the sun came out, silat died to a jumping tree, and (TM) "Life was Good"
:)
Then a Nik came out of nowwhere, blew off my wing and life went back to normal.
Ohh well, was nice while it lasted!
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I got a kill once:)
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Once upon a time me and skyrock were the only ones on fuball island and we went into a big nite/bish furball and got banged.
We lived ;p i had half a wing tho..
14vs 2
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I need more beer. I see trucks flying.
(http://www.savanne.org/ah/flyingtruck.jpg)
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i shot down waffle this one time....
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Once I had a lot of free time. Then I started playing Aces High.
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One day...Like any other day Tatertot comes up with a idea......He says "lets kill all the destroyers the battleship ....take out all the guns on the CV and then land our bombers on the enemy CV.....long story short ..he did!
999000
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Originally posted by 999000
One day...Like any other day Tatertot comes up with a idea......He says "lets kill all the destroyers the battleship ....take out all the guns on the CV and then land our bombers on the enemy CV.....long story short ..he did!
999000
LMAO that does sound like you and tatertot KING of potato snacks!!1
bros!
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Originally posted by 999000
One day...Like any other day Tatertot comes up with a idea......He says "lets kill all the destroyers the battleship ....take out all the guns on the CV and then land our bombers on the enemy CV.....long story short ..he did!
999000
Sounds like he was bored.
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Once apon a time, there was this lady.
Then there was Aces High.
Then the lady was gone.
The end.
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once upon a time i was in this GINORMOUS furball of destruction and i was like "dang there is a big furball here" and it was a bish nit furball and i was rook and i was like "dang i hope i don't get shot" and then i saw 50 bagillion planes comming at me and i was like "dang i better have my A game on" and i shot everyone of those bish and nit tards down!!!! so i went back to base and it said "megadud landed 50 bagillion kills in a c47" and i was like "dang i am teh uber l33t roxxor WOOO WOOOOO"
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i remember a day when i was in a big furball and i kept on killing some guy named megadud, and my squaddies kept killing him over and over and he got all upset. he also cried and quit the game when he asked me for advice i told him to "shoot yourself and save the others the ammo."
;) :D
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One time I took off from my carrier in my wittle spitty and went close enough to the defending planes nearby so they could tell I was the enemy. When they came after me I ran back as fast as I could to the protection of my mommy ships big guns. My mommy ship friends who were sitting inside their safe cozy deck guns were happy that I brought some new plane targets back with me. They praised me and I felt good. It was my bravest moment!
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Originally posted by Furball
i remember a day when i was in a big furball and i kept on killing some guy named megadud, and my squaddies kept killing him over and over and he got all upset. he also cried and quit the game when he asked me for advice i told him to "shoot yourself and save the others the ammo."
;) :D
LMAO true story!!! :D
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Originally posted by Kermit de frog
One time, in band camp...umm..ummm
You suck!
:D
no need to insult people now kermit.
please see rule # 87845762357809
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One time, there was this guy SuperDud that could change to MegaDud and then back to Sup. . . . .
I still think they are the same person. Just multiple personalities :lol
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Originally posted by dedalos
One time, there was this guy SuperDud that could change to MegaDud and then back to Sup. . . . .
I still think they are the same person. Just multiple personalities :lol
They might simply be related.
Cousins, I recall.
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I was taking off in a Spit V when I got this message, "You shot down Fester".
He PM'd me to ask if I had pinged him....turns out he was in a 262 over the base and must have ripped off his wings.
I am not sure I ever got another kill on him but may have been shot down a few times by him.
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I was lazily flying along and spot a squaddie on radar not to far from me so I meander over to see what's up.
Lo and behold, Morpheus is dancin' with a Typhoon. I put my nose down and just about as I get to the mix .... Morph takes both his wings off as they are both zooming up ... I then proceed to blast the crap out of the now stalled and fluttering Typhy dart and guess what ?
Yup ... I GOT THE KILL !!!! ... God that felt good.
I can't repeat what I saw on squad text following that heroic kill but use your imagination.
"all your killz, are belong 2 me !!!"
WOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO
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I was flying C47, and some noobs sent me "join msg", i accept them, i had 14 drunks in my C47
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Do you like gladiator movies? ;)
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Originally posted by JB73
i shot down waffle this one time....
I remember I shot down jb73 a while back:D
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I got challenged to a duel, choice of planes,,,, he took a spit ,,, I took a goony..... I made him crash:)
NUTTZ
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Originally posted by 999000
One day...Like any other day Tatertot comes up with a idea......He says "lets kill all the destroyers the battleship ....take out all the guns on the CV and then land our bombers on the enemy CV.....long story short ..he did!
999000
LMAO! That is the coolest idea! I wonder if the enemy CV's cook had to serve 999000 tatertots to the bomber crew that night as reparation for any bomber damage suffered?:D
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You know what... I guess it could be possible to vulch a CV with PT boats... Get a few camping the PT/LVT spawn, and a few capming the runway, until bombers come to sink CV. This is about as lame as spawn camping GV's, but it would work to keep defense for CV down.
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my story is still the best. And i am much better then superdud D :p
i would land on CV but i can't land :rolleyes:
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i remember i upped at a base with 2 x 262's overhead. i upped KI-67262killers and promptly killed one shortly after takeoff... the other i knew was some dweeb frog named "Kermit" and he was flying away, so i told him on channel 200 that i was upping a 262 to chase him. The bait worked and he came back to base looking for a cheap jet vulch... only to see the noob flying about in Ki-67's shooting at him 3k away.....
To cut a long story short.
"you have shot down kermit"
:D
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I have a story.
Slapshot joined the BK's and ruined squad cohesion.
The end.
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Originally posted by Morpheus
I have a story.
Slapshot joined the BK's and ruined squad cohesion.
which allowed furball to sneak in...
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The BKs suck anyway :p
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Originally posted by megadud
The BKs suck anyway :p
Only the ones in fighters. Their GV wing is doing good.
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I never hop in GVs. I just dont find it fun. With that said the center island on Big Isles makes for some amazing GV action. I found myself upping M8s and Pnzrs one after another, because you know what, it was actually fun driving for 3 mins then using strategy to get the upperhand on the other GVs.
I think the center island has the perfect distance between GV bases and airfields such that the drive to a field is not too agonizing and a flight to a VH is not "out of the way" like on other maps.
One particular M8 sortie comes to mind:
I was speeding along in my trusty 37mm-armed m8 dodging trees, and juking between bushes when suddenly I came upon a clearing which a Panzer was seen traversing heading to my immediate right. Of course he had not seen me so I quickly turned to pursue. As he went back into the forest, I moved off to the left and went into stalking mode, holding my fire until I was right on top of him. Soon we entered a larger clearing and I could see friendlies across the way who had not seen him yet. After radioing in his position, and noting he had stopped in front of a medium sized hill, I entered back into the brush and came out on the other side of the hill.
With adrenaline-fueled calm I popped the gear into first and slowly climbed up the hill. I had to time this perfectly and make my short count. Preparing for the ambush, I jumped into the 37mm and made sure it was facing fully forward. I had no time to waste. As I crested the pyramid like hill, I noticed that the angle of the far side would likely allow gravity to roll me down the other side. I did not want this. Easing slightly over, I slammed on the brakes and jumped into the gun. As I zoomed in on my wary prey at 50yds I launched 2 rounds into his backside waiting for a reaction. Nothing!! Alright one more shot. As soon as I let off another uranium depleted round an ear-shattering BOOM! filled the air...
Yes, I got him!! But no, he was still there!! What was...Oh no!! a Pnzr off in the distance at my 12 O'Clock. The hunter had become the hunted. In the desperation of trying to get away, I tried to reverse but ended up cutting my engine, costing me precious seconds that I needed to save myself. As the engine agonizingly cut back on I pre-shifted the gear into reverse and immediatley started back up over the hill, trying to get away from the enemy Pnzr trying to save his buddy.
To no luck of my own, I was immediately greeted with the nice view of V90s tower. In the bottom corner the text buffer read, "You have been killed by YODA".
Wonder if he used the force?
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Ok, like there were tracers to the left of me, tracers to the right... My N1K was loaded with nuclear tipped 20mm...I squeeze the trigger and and the ***** alarm clock went off... bugger, start of another hang over.