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Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: JB88 on July 06, 2005, 03:01:40 AM

my girlfriends mother is in town and has twice threatened (under the guise of kidding of course) to poison me.

should this concern me or is this just one of those natural psychobabblic chicky things?

would it be jumping the gun to hire a food taster?

Title: Re: dear bulliten board
Post by: SaburoS on July 06, 2005, 03:10:01 AM

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Originally posted by JB88
my girlfriends mother is in town and has twice threatened (under the guise of kidding of course) to poison me.

should this concern me or is this just one of those natural psychobabblic chicky things?

would it be jumping the gun to hire a food taster?

As they say...truth in humor.
You're a dead man.























:D

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: SOB on July 06, 2005, 03:13:25 AM

Take the initiative.  Poison her first!

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: Octavius on July 06, 2005, 03:20:28 AM

And if she's sicilian?

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: Roscoroo on July 06, 2005, 03:28:16 AM

Poison the rest of the family 1st .

or does she have a dog/ cat or other pet ?

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: RTSigma on July 06, 2005, 03:55:30 AM

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Originally posted by Octavius
And if she's sicilian?

He would have already been dead.

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: JB88 on July 06, 2005, 04:28:23 AM

so basically one of us has to die?

(gulp)

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: Leslie on July 06, 2005, 04:36:36 AM

Can't be the Mafia.  They always throw a brick through the window first as a warning.





Les

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: Shane on July 06, 2005, 05:18:54 AM

omg, his wife is gonna get whacked...

she does wake up next to a horse's *** everyday...

i saw it in a movie...

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: Siaf__csf on July 06, 2005, 07:04:06 AM

Keep in mind poisoning is the typical way a woman will commit murder.

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: AWMac on July 06, 2005, 07:26:14 AM

Don't eat the Mushrooms!!!!!

:(

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: Eagler on July 06, 2005, 08:08:09 AM

I am sure she has a good reason ...

eat up!!

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 06, 2005, 08:16:06 AM

First spend years buiding up a resistance to Iocain powder.
Then challange her to a battle of wits:)

Title: dear bulliten board
Post by: lazs2 on July 06, 2005, 08:37:36 AM

I wouldn't give it another thought 88... it is just a womans way of saying that she cares... put it out of your head.

lazs