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Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2005, 03:48:24 PM: Should take lessons from Lance Armstrong in how to avoid accident when racing his peddle bike.

Today he sent a policeman to hospital after hitting him.

This is not the first time he has fallen over.

No worries tho, he is ok tho.. only minor injuries but he may have lost the chanse at the yellow jersey. Maybe he got confused about what side of the road he was supposed to go on. :D
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: babek- on July 06, 2005, 04:03:27 PM: Hey - Stop making fun about this hero... eating pretzels and driving bicycles is not so easy :D
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2005, 04:06:44 PM: I know its not easy, so im only suggesting some coaching.

Or he could wear this:

(http://www.threeriversaikido.com/kendo/images/bogu.jpg)

and ride this:

(http://www.dbs.no/media/C9800102_5.jpg)

surrounded by these:

(http://www.usgymmats.com/images/tmpits.gif)

:D
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2005, 04:08:57 PM: Source?
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2005, 04:10:52 PM: wont help you much but..

linky: http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/verden/article419210.ece

Their source is AP
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Sandman on July 06, 2005, 04:12:04 PM: [size=9]Bush krasjet med politimann![/size]

Oh no! Not that! :eek:
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 06, 2005, 04:12:44 PM: translation: Bush crashed with policeman :D
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: bigsky on July 06, 2005, 09:34:29 PM: why wasnt he charged with assault? im sure the fuzz didnt want to be touched like that by bush. oh never mind he is a rich tard anyway.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: AmRaaM on July 06, 2005, 11:33:19 PM: posts are green with envy.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: oboe on July 07, 2005, 06:23:14 AM: I read a story today where he said it was lightly raining, the surface was slick, and he was riding the bike hard and fast.

Seems like good example of his personal judgement, or lack thereof. It ain't like Gerry Ford tumbling down the steps of AF1.
Title: Re: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 07:44:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Should take lessons from Lance Armstrong in how to avoid accident when racing his peddle bike.

Why Lance Armstrong? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/4625075.stm)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 07:48:01 AM: He is imo the best at avoiding them... that does not mean that he never falls. Nobody in history has or will ever manage to always stay on their bike for their entire racing career.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 07:49:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
He is imo the best at avoiding them... that does not mean that he never falls. Nobody in history has or will ever manage to always stay on their for their entire racing career.

Maybe Bush should give Lance some instruction?
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 07:53:35 AM: on?

what could he possibly teach Lance?
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 07:57:17 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
on?

what could he possibly teach Lance?

How to avoid bike crashes.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 08:00:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Martlet
How to avoid bike crashes.

When he has had atleast 2 himself?
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 08:02:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
When he has had atleast 2 himself?

Lance has had more than two. Maybe Bush can help him cut back his number, too.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 08:07:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Martlet
Lance has had more than two. Maybe Bush can help him cut back his number, too.

doubtfull.. i cant imagine Bush beeing capable of explaining his strategy in a way that Lance or others can make sense of.

;)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 08:08:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
doubtfull.. i cant imagine Bush beeing capable of explaining his strategy in a way that Lance or others can make sense of.

;)

Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean Lance can't. I think Lance is a pretty smart guy.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 08:13:56 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Martlet
Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean Lance can. I think Lance is a pretty smart guy.

ehh.. uhh.. you abit confused yourself? :D

nice try tho
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 08:16:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
ehh.. uhh.. you abit confused yourself? :D

Nope.

If you can't understand me, though, I'm not the least bit surprised you can't understand Bush.

Over all, it was a good suggestion, though. Maybe you should write Lance and ask him to ask Bush for instruction.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: deSelys on July 07, 2005, 08:23:29 AM: Don't lose your time using logic with Martlet, Nils, because he has a deep crush on Bush. ;)

Btw, Bush is prolly as competent to race a bicycle than to run a country...
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 08:30:47 AM: Quote
Originally posted by deSelys
Don't lose your time using logic with Martlet, Nils, because he has a deep crush on Bush. ;)

Btw, Bush is prolly as competent to race a bicycle than to run a country...

Logic? He was talking about giving lesson on avoiding accidents. He said Bush had two, I pointed out Lance has had more. It stands to reason maybe Bush is better at avoiding accidents.

Maybe you're having the same trouble Nilsen is?
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 08:42:18 AM: go go go !

:)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 08:45:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen

go go go !

:)

A paddle? Maybe you should take Bush's class, too.

You don't use paddles in bike racing.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2005, 08:53:41 AM: Oh no! the president has crashed on bicycles two times in 6 years or so.... I guess all the euro pansies were right and we should get rid of him.

lazs
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 08:59:47 AM: I we better stop now ;)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2005, 09:05:31 AM: at least neither of our leaders has crashed a fighter jet.

lazs
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: lada on July 07, 2005, 12:30:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Source?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4658327.stm

:D

I hope they will put him in to the jail for "atempt to assasin policemen on his duty" :lol
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Sandman on July 07, 2005, 12:37:45 PM: Hmmm... that looks like my bike.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2005, 02:37:02 PM: didn't you crash a couple of times sandie?

also... is clumsiness a sign of stupidity? has anyone from ice bear country fallen down drunk a few thousand times here? Perhaps we shouldn't listen to them?

lazs
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Furball on July 07, 2005, 02:39:34 PM: didnt he manage to make a segway fall over?
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 02:43:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
didnt he manage to make a segway fall over?

Yeah. The same segway that was recalled for gyro problems.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Sandman on July 07, 2005, 03:20:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
didn't you crash a couple of times sandie?

More than a couple. If you ride a mountain bike, it's expected.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Furball on July 07, 2005, 04:27:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Martlet
Yeah. The same segway that was recalled for gyro problems.

mmhmm :)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 04:31:48 PM: Secret Service told the maker that it had a gyro problem.. all of a sudden it did :D
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 04:38:32 PM: Just because the moonbat brigade doesn't want to believe it, doesn't mean it isn't true. (http://home.att.net/~wbaustin/segway_human_transporter.html)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 04:40:42 PM: Really Martlet... stop it. I can't take much more of this.

:D
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 04:42:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
Really Martlet... stop it. I can't take much more of this.

:D

I'm sure you can't. The truth kills you.

Maybe we can get Lance to instruct you.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 04:46:14 PM: You still at it?

please Martlet... don't :D

hehe
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2005, 06:12:36 PM: nilsen... I may be off base here but I bet you come to lot's of times with bruises that you have no idea where they came from but were undoubtably from accidents much more stupid than either of Bush's bike wrecks...

At least neither of our leaders has crashed a jet fighter jet tho huh?

lazs
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 06:15:24 PM: yup lazs.. im sure thats the case.

;)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2005, 06:20:02 PM: Maybe I am way off but I still think you fall down all the time and have bruises you don't know how you got... correct me if I am wrong.

lazs
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 06:23:52 PM: lol.. you nailed it again lazs

you should do this for a living ;)
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: lazs2 on July 07, 2005, 06:32:06 PM: If I use my powers for profit I risk losing them.

lazs
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Nilsen on July 07, 2005, 06:33:49 PM: i dont think you have anything to worry about.. carry on sir
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: XrightyX on July 07, 2005, 06:51:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Martlet
Logic? He was talking about giving lesson on avoiding accidents. He said Bush had two, I pointed out Lance has had more. It stands to reason maybe Bush is better at avoiding accidents.

Maybe you're having the same trouble Nilsen is?

I'm 100% sure that Armstrong's crashes/miles ridden ratio is much lower than Bush's....
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: Martlet on July 07, 2005, 06:52:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by XrightyX
I'm 100% sure that Armstrong's crashes/miles ridden ratio is much lower than Bush's....

So? I'm 100% sure my ratio is much lower. Does that mean I should be an instructor?
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: VOR on July 07, 2005, 08:50:00 PM: The Prez flying down the road on a bicycle and smacking into a cop IS funny.
Title: Mr. Bush
Post by: FuBaR on July 07, 2005, 10:42:25 PM: When I was 8 I hit my dog while on my bike, I fell off and it hurt. The dog was fine though....