Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: RightF00T on July 06, 2005, 05:04:45 PM
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http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4193902/detail.html
Bet they'll lock the door next time.
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The boy was 16?
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mmmmm i got me a sling blade.... mmmmmm
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No one is going to live that one down.
If he was convicted of domestic abuse before were did the gun come from he should not be able to own them.
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Whyd they charge the boy..he was within his rights to shoot.
A)Deadly force can be used in the defense of others.
This was just a case of bad perception.
B)The father had a history which would make the boy automatically percieve that his mother was being abused.
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Women make noises during sex?? :confused:
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Originally posted by Swager
Women make noises during sex?? :confused:
If you're doing it right, yeah.
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YEEHAA, SMACK SMACK SMACK
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If he woulda looked for longer than a second, seeing as he is a mid-teenager, I think he'd know what they were doing. Unless they were bein' kinky. I'd shoot him too if they were :rofl
EDIT: Nice avatar bigsky...
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Originally posted by JB73
mmmmm i got me a sling blade.... mmmmmm
Well, come to find out my mother didn't really mind what Jesse was a doin' to her.
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this reminds me of a good joke.
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, she answered, ''Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse.''
The interviewer was amazed. He said, ''I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?''
''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.''
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I remember that one. From the locker room no doubt. :rolleyes:
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Thats what happens when people are too conservative and "protects" their kids from pornography.
At age of 16 they still don't understand sex.
ASTAC,
With a gun, before shooting, you'd think you could at least ask wtf is going on :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Fishu
Thats what happens when people are too conservative and "protects" their kids from pornography.
At age of 16 they still don't understand sex.
ASTAC,
With a gun, before shooting, you'd think you could at least ask wtf is going on :rolleyes:
no that means you should lock the door or send the kids out before you start scrogging on each other. preferably the latter.
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Kid is an idiot and needs to get laid.
Dad is an idiot for keeping his pistol within reach of his idiot son.
Both learned lessons. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by bigsky
no that means you should lock the door or send the kids out before you start scrogging on each other. preferably the latter.
Man am I glad my mom's single...
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Originally posted by OOZ662
Man am I glad my mom's single...
This just in... your mother has had sex, and probably will again. ;)
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Originally posted by Russian
Kid is an idiot and needs to get laid.
Dad is an idiot for keeping his pistol within reach of his idiot son.
Both learned lessons. :rolleyes:
Bubba will take care of the kid.
Karaya
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Originally posted by Swager
Women make noises during sex?? :confused:
thump thump thump thump
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Originally posted by Sandman
This just in... your mother has had sex, and probably will again. ;)
with me :aok
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Originally posted by OOZ662
Man am I glad my mom's single...
so... whats your mom look like?
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the "mama's so fat" jokes are soon to be replaced with
"yo mama's so loud.........."
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Yeesh, too many posts to quote. 51 year old smoker who doesn't like alcohol, has been married three times and divorced three times before having me. Had three miscarriages with my father before I came around, and I was premature while she was toxic. That good enough for ya? :rolleyes:
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My solution is that I have put a sign on my front lawn advertising opera lessons. If anyone actually wants opera lessons I just say I am booked up.
lazs