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Title: an old sailor
Post by: bigsky on July 08, 2005, 11:36:36 PM

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across the bed.

He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"

The potato says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."

What's that?" he asks.

She says, "You're 'knot' hard, you're 'knot' in, and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"

Title: an old sailor
Post by: Nilsen on July 09, 2005, 01:37:03 AM

lol..

sounds like me in a few years