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Title: Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration
Post by: Krusher on July 13, 2005, 10:41:36 AM

Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration
by Scott Ott


(2005-07-09) -- Law enforcement authorities in major U.S. cities put riot police on high alert today after recently-jailed journalist Judith Miller complained that prison guards had desecrated her copy of The New York  Times.

"We know that journalists worship the Times," said one deputy police chief, "If they take to the streets in protest, things could get ugly fast." Ms. Miller, who works for the Times' counter-intelligence department, told an unnamed visitor that her copy of the revered 'Gray Lady' had been carelessly tossed on the floor, handled by a conservative Republican jailer (who she called 'an infidel') and may have been used as a lining for a cat's litter box.

"They did everything but flush it down the toilet," she said. "They
have no respect for the 'paper of record', may it publish forever, nor for the wise and powerful ones who create this daily miracle."

Wednesday, a judge sentenced Ms. Miller to jail for obstructing a
federal investigation into who leaked the identity of a covert CIA operative, Valerie Plame, who also posed for pictures in a top-secret issue of Vanity Fair magazine.

Title: Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration
Post by: Staga on July 13, 2005, 11:17:00 AM

ROTFLMAO#¤&%¤&"%# !!!!!

Title: Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration
Post by: Maverick on July 13, 2005, 12:57:44 PM

:lol

Title: Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration
Post by: VOR on July 13, 2005, 04:16:18 PM

Awesome. :D

Title: Bush Sends Wilson on Rove Probe Mission
Post by: Krusher on July 14, 2005, 10:57:08 AM

Bush Sends Wilson on Rove Probe Mission
by Scott Ott
(2005-07-14) -- President George Bush today announced he would send former Ambassador Joe Wilson into Washington D.C. to probe whether White House deputy chief of staff Karl Rove leaked the identity of a covert CIA agent.

"When we sent Joe Wilson to Niger a few years ago," Mr. Bush said, "he couldn't find evidence to prove or disprove whether Iraq sought nuculer (sic) materials, so he said Saddam Hussein was innocent. Now, I'm sending him to find out whether Karl Rove outed a CIA agent. I'm sure Mr. Wilson will conduct his investigation with the same skill and work-ethic he used in Niger."

Mr. Wilson immediately announced that he would launch his probe by having tea with some people who had once met Mr. Rove.

An unnamed source in Vice President Cheney's office said Mr. Wilson was recommended for the Rove investigation by a famous covert CIA agent to whom Mr. Wilson is married.

Title: Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration
Post by: lada on July 14, 2005, 11:03:32 AM

poor lady ... if SH were inocent, im worried what will happen to her :D

Title: Jailed Journalist Reports NY Times Desecration
Post by: lazs2 on July 14, 2005, 02:34:08 PM

This kind of policy of torture probly goes right to the top but there will be a big coverup.

lazs