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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: StarOfAfrica2 on July 15, 2005, 05:28:48 AM
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Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the ----US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about.....Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
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Reminds me of a joke that was going around a couple years ago.
Went something like this...
An American Indian, an Arab and a Cowboy were all at a bus stop waiting for the bus to arrive.
The Cowboy kicks back and slides his hat down over his eyes. While the indian and Arab start chatting withone another.
Some time goes buy and the Indian says to the Arab. "Once we were many. Now we are few"
The Arab replies "Once we were few. Now we are many"
On hearing this the cowboy slides his hat back up. Looks at the Arab and says "Thats cause we aint played Cowboys and Muslims yet"
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VERY old.
We know when the season opened.
We know there is no limit. However, there are rules on how you can harvest them.
We don't care what they taste like, they ain't fit to eat for man nor beast.
They don't like moonshine or good looking women in short cutoff shorts and halter tops either.
They do like pickups and SUV's, they prefer them when acquiring vehicles for "car bombs".
They had nothing to do with Earnhardt's death. That was a NASCAR problem.
Being a Tennessee redneck, I can explain more if you need it.
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6. They covertly financed the Yankees exodus into the south.
I`m signing up today. :)
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Originally posted by Captain Virgil Hilts
They don't like moonshine or good looking women in short cutoff shorts and halter tops either.
Make em watch Dukes Of Hazzard reruns over and over?
They do like pickups and SUV's, they prefer them when acquiring vehicles for "car bombs".
I had a car everyone called a "bomber". Does that count? I'd have sent it to em in a heartbeat to get rid of it!
They had nothing to do with Earnhardt's death. That was a NASCAR problem.
Blasphemer!! How DARE you blame NASCAR for any evil in the world! You aint American!
Being a Tennessee redneck, I can explain more if you need it.
Always knew there was somethin wrong with those Tennessee boys. Nobody in their right mind is that happy about volunteerin for stuff. Must be bad shine.