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Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: T0J0 on July 18, 2005, 03:42:31 PM
This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,"

"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 18, 2005, 04:45:01 PM
:D
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Curval on July 18, 2005, 04:59:59 PM
lol!!!:rofl
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Russian on July 18, 2005, 05:34:24 PM
...I don't get it....:confused:
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Curval on July 18, 2005, 05:39:30 PM
Does the name Cinderella mean anything to you?
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Russian on July 18, 2005, 05:43:24 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
Does the name Cinderella mean anything to you?


So humping a horse carriage is better then humping a pumpkin? :eek:
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Sixpence on July 18, 2005, 05:54:24 PM
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Originally posted by Russian
So humping a horse carriage is better then humping a pumpkin? :eek:


lol, now that's a comeback
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: vorticon on July 18, 2005, 06:11:17 PM
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Originally posted by Russian
So humping a horse carriage is better then humping a pumpkin? :eek:


didnt the carriage come with a driver?
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: RightF00T on July 18, 2005, 06:18:35 PM
Yes and the driver was a cat...:eek:
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Hawklore on July 18, 2005, 10:24:35 PM
:lol :aok :lol
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Hangtime on July 18, 2005, 10:25:25 PM
now, that would really piss PETA off.
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: SunKing on July 19, 2005, 02:04:28 AM
not

"At least I got chicken?"
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Leslie on July 19, 2005, 02:21:00 AM
That sounds like big talk to me.

It just sounds big to you cause you're a midget.



Les :cool:
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Vulcan on July 19, 2005, 02:29:01 AM
gul·li·ble    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (gl-bl)
adj.
Easily deceived or duped.


http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/pumpkin.htm
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: moose on July 19, 2005, 04:59:33 AM
sure this guys real name isnt neal patrick harris?
Title: Best comeback line ever
Post by: Eagler on July 19, 2005, 06:19:18 AM
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Originally posted by Vulcan
gul·li·ble    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (gl-bl)
adj.
Easily deceived or duped.


http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/pumpkin.htm


cause the watermelon patch he was really caught in just didn't fit the come back line :)