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Title: Health care :)
Post by: fd ski on March 20, 2001, 10:01:00 AM

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so
>        advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put
>        it in another, and  have him looking for work in six
>        weeks".
>
>        A German doctor said, "That's nothing!  In Germany we
>        can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
>        and have him looking for work in four weeks".
>
>        A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so
>        advanced, we can take half a heart from one person,
>        put it in another, and have them both looking for work
>        in two weeks".
>
>        The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "You
>        guys are all way behind.  In my country we have just
>        taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in the White
>        House and now half the country is looking for work!!!."


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Bartlomiej Rajewski
aka. Wing Commander fd-ski
Northolt Wing
1st Polish Fighter Wing
303 (Polish) Squadron "Kosciuszko" RAF
308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF
315 (Polish) Squadron "City of Deblin" RAF

Turning 109s and 190s into scrap metal since 1998

Northolt Wing Headquarters (http://www.raf303.org/northolt/)

Title: Health care :)
Post by: Ripsnort on March 20, 2001, 10:05:00 AM

The first time this joke was used was for Carter (replace Texas with Georgia)...its still funny though!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Health care :)
Post by: -ammo- on March 20, 2001, 10:11:00 AM

 

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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
The first time this joke was used was for Carter (replace Texas with Georgia)...its still funny though!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

heehee, and in the case of Peanut eating Jimmy...it was true (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: Health care :)
Post by: Toad on March 20, 2001, 12:14:00 PM

Oh, absolutely.

Despite all the nearly unequivocable evidence that this economic downturn/recession started about April 2000, for numerous varied reasons, let's assume that the newly elected 3 month President is solely responsible.

See, Nash? I told you they would never figure it out.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Health care :)
Post by: Tac on March 20, 2001, 12:54:00 PM

Be quiet you ignorant fools! It started when Monica left the white house!

They dont have an incentive to go to work anymore.. the humanity!