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Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: DrDea on July 24, 2005, 03:01:31 AM

With a prety much "show up" performance Lance will take his 7th Tour du Frog.I dont know about you guys but thats some impressive ****.Guy beats cancer and wins 7world tours .WTFG Lance  

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: Gh0stFT on July 24, 2005, 04:13:35 AM

doping doping and doping!  is how you get 7 tour de france! ;)

a damn good athlet, i was hoping that Ullrich wins yesterday,
but Lance was 30 secs. faster, ...again :p

Next year maybe for Ullrich.

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: Monk on July 24, 2005, 05:00:19 AM

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Originally posted by Gh0stFT

Next year maybe for Ullrich.

Watch out for Basso.  Ullrich will peak the last week of the tour, again.

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 05:10:38 AM

Im just hoping Hushovd can keep the green.

Impressive stuff by Lance indeed.

Next year is gonna be great with Ullrich, Basso and Vinokurov on different teams.

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: megadud on July 24, 2005, 06:26:11 AM

lance will come back he cant quit. riding a bike is like his aces high...

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 06:33:15 AM

I'll bet my future life here at the BBS that he will not return as a rider to TDF.

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: myelo on July 24, 2005, 10:35:22 AM

There was an interesting article in the Journal of Applied Physiology (http://jap.physiology.org/cgi/content/full/98/6/2191)  last month. They studied Armstrong over a 7-year period. During this time, his muscle efficiency increased 8%. Since he also reduced his bodyfat and therefore weight during this period, his power/weight efficiency increased 18% (power/weight is critical for climbing).

The also looked at the amount of lactic acid he produced at exhaustion, 6.5 mM. Every other professional cyclist they tested, including some of his teammates, had levels of 9–14 mM.

Oh, and in the middle of all this he had brain surgery and chemotherapy for cancer.

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: SOB on July 24, 2005, 11:36:00 AM

So, Myelo...if I'm reading your post correctly, and a believe that I am, you're saying that chemotherapy and brain surgery are the path to hightened athletic performance in human beings.  Keep this tight to the vest my friend; we're gonna make billions, or maybe even MILLIONS!!!

;)

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: myelo on July 24, 2005, 01:13:17 PM

Yep. The only catch is you also have to have one of your testicles removed. That will present somewhat of a marketing challenge for our plan.

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 01:15:18 PM

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Originally posted by myelo
Yep. The only catch is you also have to have one of your testicles removed. That will present somewhat of a marketing challenge for our plan.

especially if you are a female

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: SOB on July 24, 2005, 01:21:46 PM

I'm not a medical professional, but I'd bet an ovary would substitute for the testicle requirement.  Myelo?  And I think we can get around the negative stigma attached with losing a testicle with some creative marketing!

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: Gunslinger on July 24, 2005, 02:50:19 PM

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Originally posted by SOB
I'm not a medical professional, but I'd bet an ovary would substitute for the testicle requirement.  Myelo?  And I think we can get around the negative stigma attached with losing a testicle with some creative marketing!

"Cause I'm HALF the man I used to be"  -STP

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: DrDea on July 24, 2005, 03:05:43 PM

It makes you SOOOOOO much more areodynamic:D    1 in the bag,causes less drag.

Title: Lance Armstrong looks to lock it up
Post by: straffo on July 24, 2005, 03:31:46 PM

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Originally posted by Nilsen
especially if you are a female

You never heard of Jeannie Longo ?

Fire your favorite online translator on this : http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeannie_Longo