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Title: R&r
Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 03:03:05 PM
Enjoy a week without me :D


Not a family trip this time. Delivering a 40 footer with three mates down to Arendal for the X-Yachts Gold Cup regatta. Boat belongs to an old shipmate of mine (harrr). Going together with another boat in the same class some of the way and we will make it a race.

Not gonna participate in the regatta myself but its gonna be a blast. Trip could be done in a couple of days or even in one stint but we have 8 days and we will use them all. First long trip with my friends since i got Mia so im really looking forward to this.

Hoping for lots of wind and little rain, the boat has little in the way of luxury but its fast. Just hope i we dont park it on some rocks ;)

Leaving all the gadgets behind except for the cellphone.

harrr
Title: R&r
Post by: Hangtime on July 24, 2005, 03:13:15 PM
Use a harness to piss to leward this trip and try not to drink on watch this time yah miserable chunk of rail meat.

;)
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Post by: SOB on July 24, 2005, 03:22:11 PM
Are you gonna be the rear admiral this time?
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on July 24, 2005, 03:36:27 PM
First Mate
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Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 03:37:55 PM
Yup im the admiral but not the one with the most experience.

Never drink when sailing. Only a wee shot when arriving at port in the evning.
Title: R&r
Post by: lasersailor184 on July 24, 2005, 03:40:03 PM
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Not gonna participate in the regatta myself but its gonna be a blast.


Dissapointing.  :(



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Never drink when sailing.


Now I know you're not actually a sailor.
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Post by: detch01 on July 24, 2005, 03:40:11 PM
Fair winds Nilson.


Cheers,
asw
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Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 03:44:16 PM
Ever sailed drunk lasersailor? Didnt think so ;)

The whole point is that we are going to rig and deliver the boat to the guys who are racing it so we are just glad to get the "job".
Title: R&r
Post by: lasersailor184 on July 24, 2005, 03:54:20 PM
I have.  And I'm not even 21 yet.
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Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 03:56:08 PM
brilliant.. you are more of a man than i am
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Post by: Gh0stFT on July 24, 2005, 04:13:12 PM
(http://www.sailtoerns.de/Bilder/seemann.jpg)

Anker lichten - Steuerbord voraus!

have fun Nilsen :)
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Post by: lasersailor184 on July 24, 2005, 04:21:36 PM
Obviously...
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Post by: Lizking on July 24, 2005, 04:24:26 PM
Look at it like this, Nilsen:

In a rag-boat you crash at 10 knots, in a powerboat you can be making 30.  Drink on the rag boat and not on the powerboat.  Hint. Hint.
Title: R&r
Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 04:27:50 PM
Or look like it like this:

In a powerboat you sit still. In a sailboat you move around a cluttered deck with ropes and winches. It doesnt stop if you fall in either.
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Post by: Lizking on July 24, 2005, 04:28:53 PM
I would hpe the first order of business for your crew would be a man overboard drill, but your point is taken.
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on July 24, 2005, 04:34:43 PM
Have fun Nilsen..

Sounds like a fun trip for sure.
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Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 04:41:49 PM
Oh yes. If you are a crew then you can do that but still... You can trip and hit your head, get tangled up and taken under, get the boom in your nuggin or just loose your balance or slip overboard. Even the trip down below can seriously hurt you if you loose your footing.

I have seen a man snap his leg in two (sober) when getting his leg between two steps on the stairs from the cockpit and the galley. He went down face first and broke his lower leg and slammed his face on the "floor"

similar to the stairs in the background of this pic only there was no wall behind the steps. You can imagine how it happened... ewe

(http://www.x-yachts.com/uploads/X-43_cabin_stairs.jpg)
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Post by: lasersailor184 on July 24, 2005, 05:25:54 PM
I saw a kid get hit so hard in the gut with the boom that his stomach ruptured.
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Post by: Nilsen on July 24, 2005, 05:27:45 PM
ouch!

how did the boom manage to get that much speed and why didnt he just give away? was it a dingy?
Title: Re: R&r
Post by: Ripsnort on July 24, 2005, 05:34:03 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Enjoy a week without me :D


Not a family trip this time. Delivering a 40 footer with three mates down to Arendal for the X-Yachts Gold Cup regatta. Boat belongs to an old shipmate of mine (harrr). Going together with another boat in the same class some of the way and we will make it a race.

Not gonna participate in the regatta myself but its gonna be a blast. Trip could be done in a couple of days or even in one stint but we have 8 days and we will use them all. First long trip with my friends since i got Mia so im really looking forward to this.

Hoping for lots of wind and little rain, the boat has little in the way of luxury but its fast. Just hope i we dont park it on some rocks ;)

Leaving all the gadgets behind except for the cellphone.

harrr


Wash down the poop deck and watch out for rogue Sea Men! Enjoy it Nilsen! Green with envy!
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Post by: Maverick on July 24, 2005, 05:51:04 PM
Best bet, don't drink while sailing any boat.

Have a good trip.
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Post by: detch01 on July 24, 2005, 06:04:00 PM
..or wait until you've dropped the pick in some nice safe harbour.
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Post by: Lazerus on July 24, 2005, 06:54:24 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I have.  And I'm not even 21 yet.


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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I would highly doubt there are that many people out there as intelligent as I am .......



Drink up mate, happy sailing to ya.


Sounds like a blast Nilsen, have fun and be careful.
Title: R&r
Post by: Nilsen on July 25, 2005, 08:22:09 AM
aaaaww

thank you all for waving me off.. i know you have a keg waiting for when i sign out so..

harr... bags are packet and stuffed in the SUV and all i have to do is kiss my pc goodbye for a week.. oh and maybe the family too.

ding ding!
Title: R&r
Post by: Ripsnort on July 25, 2005, 08:25:44 AM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
aaaaww

thank you all for waving me off.. i know you have a keg waiting for when i sign out so..

harr... bags are packet and stuffed in the SUV and all i have to do is kiss my pc goodbye for a week.. oh and maybe the family too.

ding ding!


Don't forget teh soap on a rope! :D
Title: R&r
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 25, 2005, 08:47:16 AM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I have.  And I'm not even 21 yet.


What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the morning?

Way-hey and up she rises,
Way-hey and up she rises,
Way-hey and up she rises,
Earl-eye in the morning...

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the morning?

Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Earl-eye in the morning

Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Earl-eye in the mornin

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the mornin?

Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Earl-eye in the mornin...

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the mornin?

Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Earl-eye in the mornin...

Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Earl-eye in the mornin

Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning...

What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
Earl-eye in the morning?

Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Earl-eye in the morning...

Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning... (twice)

And that's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor Earl-eye in the morning....

:D
Title: R&r
Post by: Lazerus on July 25, 2005, 09:15:14 AM
Put 'im in the bed with the captains daughter
Put 'im in the bed with the captains daughter
Put 'im in the bed with the captains daughter
Earl-eye in the mornin

Throw 'im off the bow and drag him down the keel,
Pull 'im up aft and lash him to the wheel,
The cat tells the tale of the drunken sailer
Earl-eye in the mornin.


Just a slightly meaner version.
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Post by: lasersailor184 on July 25, 2005, 09:34:19 AM
HA!


Nilsen, someone let the kid on a laser in 35 knot winds.  It didn't help that the kid didn't know how to sail.
Title: R&r
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 25, 2005, 09:36:29 AM
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Originally posted by Lazerus
Put 'im in the bed with the captains daughter
Put 'im in the bed with the captains daughter
Put 'im in the bed with the captains daughter
Earl-eye in the mornin

Throw 'im off the bow and drag him down the keel,
Pull 'im up aft and lash him to the wheel,
The cat tells the tale of the drunken sailer
Earl-eye in the mornin.


Just a slightly meaner version.


That'll work too:)
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Post by: Curval on July 25, 2005, 09:40:46 AM
Put im in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him
Put im in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him
Put im in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him
Earl-eye in the mornin

I believe this is part of the original.