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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mathman on September 18, 2001, 12:55:00 AM

Title: I know how we can get bin Laden...
Post by: Mathman on September 18, 2001, 12:55:00 AM
Trick him into ordering a pizza.  Then, we just use the greatest pizza delivery system ever devised in the US.  That's right guys and gals, it is time again for "Tomahawk Pizza - If you get it within 30 minutes, you don't have to pay!"

  (http://www.usswisconsin.org/Pictures/Missile%20Shoots/015%20B.Wilcox%20Thawk.JPG)  

-math

[ 09-18-2001: Message edited by: Mathman ]
Title: I know how we can get bin Laden...
Post by: hblair on September 18, 2001, 01:26:00 AM
Dat plans so kwazy its dust gottsta woik!
Title: I know how we can get bin Laden...
Post by: Boroda on September 18, 2001, 04:08:00 AM
That's exactly how Russians killed Djokhar Dudayev. Homed a missile onto his sattelite phone.

"Su-24: we'll bring your order immediately, anywhere! Hi-tech disposable packing!"
Title: I know how we can get bin Laden...
Post by: AKIron on September 19, 2001, 10:26:00 AM
Hmmm, didn't we already try that?
Title: I know how we can get bin Laden...
Post by: AKSWulfe on September 19, 2001, 10:32:00 AM
Pizza? Nah..

Now if it was hashish, I'm sure Bin Laden would come straight to our armies if he could get some good hash...
-SW