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Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: Pei on September 18, 2001, 09:04:00 AM

> > > Shocking!
> > >
> > > Important Notice -
> > >
> > > Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and
> > > unsuspecting pub
> > > regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting
> > > a drink offer
> > > from a girl.  There is a date rape drug going around
> > > called
> > > "beer" and it is generally in liquid form.  The drug
> > > is now being
> > > used by female sexual predators at parties to
> > > convince their male
> > > victims to have sex with them. The shocking
> > > statistic is that
> > > "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls
> > > have to do is
> > > persuade a guy  to consume a few units of "beer" and
> > > simply ask
> > > the guy home for  no-strings-attached sex.  Men are
> > > literally
> > > rendered helpless against such attacks.  After
> > > several "beers"
> > > men will often succumb to desires to perform sex
> > > acts on horrific
> > > looking women who they would never normally be
> > > attracted to. Men
> > > often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy
> > > memories of
> > > exactly what has happened to them the night before,
> > > just a vague
> > > feeling that something bad occurred. At other times
> > > these
> > > unfortunate men might be stung for their life's
> > > worth in a
> > > familiar scam know as "a relationship" - apparently
> > > men are
> > > easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has
> > > been
> > > administered and have already been sexually
> > > attacked.
> > >
> > > Please! Forward this to every male you
> > > know..........
> > > However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug
> > > and the
> > > predatory women administering it, there are male
> > > support  groups
> > > with venues in every town where you can discuss the
> > > details of
> > > your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner
> > > with a bunch
> > > of similarly-affected like-minded guys. For the
> > > nearest support
> > > group near you just look up 'Public House' in the
> > > yellow pages.
>

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: highflyer on September 18, 2001, 11:50:00 AM

Funny?  naw..  :rolleyes:

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: snafu on September 18, 2001, 12:05:00 PM

Well I liked it  :D

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: BenDover on September 18, 2001, 12:13:00 PM

heard it!!!  ;)   :p

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: john9001 on September 18, 2001, 12:43:00 PM

OMG..... i think that might have happened to me once....or twice .....or

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: Pei on September 18, 2001, 02:54:00 PM

I'm told this is how the FDBs recruit so watch out:

(n x Beer) + Fatty's Mom + incriminating photos = new FDB

[ 09-19-2001: Message edited by: Pei ]

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: Toad on September 18, 2001, 03:01:00 PM

Yeah, good for a laugh! Thx.

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: Gadfly on September 18, 2001, 05:25:00 PM

Doh!

[ 09-18-2001: Message edited by: Gadfly ]

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: capt. apathy on September 18, 2001, 09:46:00 PM

Actually I heard that beer is found to contain female hormones. Scientists have found that after drinking 8-10 beers men show many female tendencies.

1. They become emotional without cause.
2. Speak without making sense.
3. Drive badly
4. Mood swings

[ 09-18-2001: Message edited by: capt. apathy ]

Title: Beer is dangerous!
Post by: majic on September 18, 2001, 11:20:00 PM

Man!  And to think, I deal beer for a living...  :eek: