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Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Vulcan on July 28, 2005, 02:22:41 AM
Minime is ~ 5months now, and for the last month or so has acquired a habit of grabbing his nuts everytime his nappies off or hes bathing.

Is this bad?

Is this good?

Is this genetic? (the wife is blaming it on me)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Silat on July 28, 2005, 02:26:53 AM
It is a good sign that he is grabbing his OWN nuts..
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Swoop on July 28, 2005, 02:36:57 AM
Like father like son?

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Skydancer on July 28, 2005, 02:45:04 AM
:lol

Seems klike a normal bloke. Don't worry about it.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Schatzi on July 28, 2005, 03:20:04 AM
Im by no means an expet at parenting.

But im fairly sure its normal. Kids do play with their genitals very early on, discovering themselves, getting a feel for their bodies. Very much like playing with their toes. It being 'unnormal' and 'improper' is just our grown-up social conventions.

Worry again if hes 15 and still does it publicly ;).
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: RightF00T on July 28, 2005, 03:53:07 AM
Didn't Freud have this as one of his stages in his Psychoanalytic theory of development?  IIRC there was an oral stage, an anal stage and...penal stage?:rofl
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: rpm on July 28, 2005, 04:39:57 AM
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Originally posted by Swoop
Like father like son?

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)
We have a winner!
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: RightF00T on July 28, 2005, 04:58:38 AM
If he starts takin seductive pictures of family members, then you can be worried....;)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Jackal1 on July 28, 2005, 07:28:06 AM
If he does not break out in a wrap song and start gooing YO , it will probably be allright.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: slimm50 on July 28, 2005, 08:01:42 AM
Vulcan, forget about it man.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: straffo on July 28, 2005, 08:05:04 AM
Completly normal at this age.
Expect this to be 1/2 month long, next he will be very busy trying to walk.

You can trust me , my 2 kids made the same at the same age like 99% of the childrens.
(and they have impressive erections :D)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Ripsnort on July 28, 2005, 08:19:20 AM
Vulcan, my RN wife says this: "They grab them all their life, whether 6 months old, playing sports, or 88 years old."
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Nwbie on July 28, 2005, 10:30:58 AM
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Originally posted by Schatzi
Im by no means an expet at parenting.

But im fairly sure its normal. Kids do play with their genitals very early on, discovering themselves, getting a feel for their bodies. Very much like playing with their toes. It being 'unnormal' and 'improper' is just our grown-up social conventions.

Worry again if hes 15 and still does it publicly ;).


There ya go, you said penal stage....(as in penitentiary?)
Either way ..ya got Jackal excited :)


NwBie
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: JBA on July 28, 2005, 10:42:41 AM
My 4.5 year old asked me the other day "whats these" as he was rolling his B's around in his fingers tips, had all I could do not to laugh.
I just said "don't play with your testicals, your going to need them some day"
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: GtoRA2 on July 28, 2005, 11:06:22 AM
So like in 12 years are we going to be hearing about him locking himself in the bathroom and doing the same thing?:D
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Hangtime on July 28, 2005, 11:37:51 AM
vulcan offspring have balls?

... not according to the Romulans.

Guess we'll just haveta take the vulcans word for it.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Curval on July 28, 2005, 12:45:35 PM
Nothing unusual about it man...my little story (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=113538&highlight=mickey)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: LePaul on July 28, 2005, 03:46:13 PM
I would've posted sooner but I only had one hand free :p
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Vulcan on July 28, 2005, 03:53:43 PM
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Originally posted by Hangtime
vulcan offspring have balls?

... not according to the Romulans.

Guess we'll just haveta take the vulcans word for it.


Meh... photo taken at 2 months:

(http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/mstuart/vulcanspawn.jpg)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Hangtime on July 28, 2005, 04:42:28 PM
"I dunno doc.. they started out as a pimple on my ass..."
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: RightF00T on July 28, 2005, 04:52:22 PM
NwBie the quote buttons have moved to the bottom of a poster's post.  You quoted schatzi ;)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 28, 2005, 06:41:10 PM
Be willing ot bet his father sleeps that way too.

Hell I'd be willing to bet 90% of the men on this board sleep that way
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Gunslinger on July 28, 2005, 06:44:20 PM
perfectly normal.  Mine did it alot when his diaper was being changed.  He was so rough with them I was worried too.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: VOR on July 28, 2005, 08:15:50 PM
Same with my son. He's 10 now and starting to ask all the tough questions, so it's time for the big talk.

Little girls do the same thing, but choose to do it when company is over or your out in public, visible places. My 5-year old daughter has become a regular exhibitionist.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Vulcan on November 03, 2005, 02:32:44 AM
OK guys, he's still doing it. So much for "its just a phase".
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Mighty1 on November 03, 2005, 07:06:31 AM
Sorry but that is one butt ugly kid!:rofl





OK I think it is perfectly normal for a boy to grab the jewels. My son did it so much when he was 2 we still tell him it was his favorite toy.

I wouldn't worry about it.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Ripsnort on November 03, 2005, 07:16:30 AM
Vulcan, I was alittle concerned with our first son as you were...my wife, who was an Registered Nurse at the time,  said this:

"Men begin as babies grabbing their private areas and men end life as old men grabbing their private areas, its perfectly normal" :lol :rofl
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on November 03, 2005, 08:14:05 AM
Despite of what church propaganda has been telling us for centuries, it's normal and healthy to play with your genitals. Later you're supposed to play with the genitals of the opposite sex PREFERABLY.

There are just so many taboos in modern society that it's not funny. In many ways the human kind still lives in the middle ages. The more so when religious groups are involved.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: RedDg on November 03, 2005, 08:20:38 AM
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Originally posted by Mighty1
Sorry but that is one butt ugly kid!:rofl



Yeah, but at least he has a big smile.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Sandman on November 03, 2005, 09:20:07 AM
It's normal. Don't worry.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Hawklore on November 03, 2005, 09:23:27 AM
He's doing it because it feels 'different'

IT's like masterbation just without the privacy..

Totally normal vulcan..

If he's gets extremely rough with it, ask the family doc.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on November 03, 2005, 09:40:23 AM
Who will proceed to circumcise him with the religious support of the local minister. :rolleyes:
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: midnight Target on November 03, 2005, 12:39:54 PM
I just read this whole thread....

Did you know that Rip's wife was an RN and that she thinks men grab their balls all their lives?
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Sandman on November 03, 2005, 01:19:27 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Did you know that Rip's wife was an RN and that she thinks men grab their balls all their lives?


They don't? :D
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Curval on November 03, 2005, 01:21:47 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
They don't? :D


Really......what's your point MT?...    
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Ripsnort on November 03, 2005, 01:40:34 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I just read this whole thread....

Did you know that Rip's wife was an RN and that she thinks men grab their balls all their lives?


Well, what I meant was "play with it, in public".  When you very young your mind is not developed enough, and when very old, your mind just isn't the same .. Think about it, some of you are bound to return to diapers and grabbing our groins no matter who is around...
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Vulcan on November 03, 2005, 02:38:22 PM
Yeah but theres grabbing and then theres GRABBIN!

He grabs it, rolls it around a bit, stretchs it....the other night he was grabbin it while looking in the mirror after a bath, which is what prompted me to resurrect this thread.

He also seems to think his walker is some sort of kamekazi device as he tears around the house running down adults:

(http://pandora.tzo.com:81/web/d1.jpg)

(http://pandora.tzo.com:81/web/d2.jpg)
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: midnight Target on November 03, 2005, 04:09:49 PM
Cute kid!

I guess I was a little too subtle...



Quote
Vulcan, my RN wife says this: "They grab them all their life, whether 6 months old, playing sports, or 88 years old."




Quote
Vulcan, I was alittle concerned with our first son as you were...my wife, who was an Registered Nurse at the time, said this:

"Men begin as babies grabbing their private areas and men end life as old men grabbing their private areas, its perfectly normal"



I dunno, I thought it was a little funny.
:confused:
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Ripsnort on November 03, 2005, 06:49:31 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Cute kid!

I guess I was a little too subtle...



 






I dunno, I thought it was a little funny.
:confused:


Oh...doh! Old thread...
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: RedTop on November 03, 2005, 07:38:46 PM
Funniest thread I have read in a while.

Cute Kid Vulcan.

Don't worrt about it either.
Title: Parental advice sought
Post by: Hawklore on November 03, 2005, 11:52:35 PM
Dang!

Get him a leather helmet!

White Scarf.

And label his walker Luh 7...