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Title: Attention Beer Drinkers!!
Post by: 1776 on March 25, 2001, 09:54:00 PM

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men
 should take a look at their beer consumption, considering
 the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
 of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer
 makes men turn into women.
 
 To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
 It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
 excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
 couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
 and refused to apologize when wrong.

Title: Attention Beer Drinkers!!
Post by: Spatula on March 25, 2001, 11:43:00 PM

hmmm, dont like sexist jokes  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

Title: Attention Beer Drinkers!!
Post by: Dinger on March 25, 2001, 11:50:00 PM

Seems more reasonable to say, over a month 80% became "B cups"

Title: Attention Beer Drinkers!!
Post by: AKDejaVu on March 26, 2001, 12:08:00 AM

"I'm wasting away... Oh.. I'm down to a b-cup!" - Homer Simpson

Title: Attention Beer Drinkers!!
Post by: Tac on March 26, 2001, 12:06:00 PM

Here's a neat tidbit:

A glass of beer has is more radioactive than a gallon of water from a nuclear reactor coolant system.

Drink up!

Title: Attention Beer Drinkers!!
Post by: Fatty on March 26, 2001, 12:12:00 PM

If it weren't for the chest hair, I'd be downright attractive!

Title: Attention Beer Drinkers!!
Post by: Toad on March 26, 2001, 12:56:00 PM

 

Quote

Originally posted by Spatula:
hmmm, dont like sexist jokes   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

Then don't read these:

Why do they call PMS PMS?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Why don't men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because all men are pigs!

Why don't blondes get Mad Cow Disease?
Duh! Because it's a BRAIN disease.

 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

If a joke is the most hurtful thing you ever encounter.... try to struggle through it anyway.