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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Hawklore on July 31, 2005, 12:19:01 PM
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My kitty likes to cuddle...
4month old kitty that loves to just be held..
And the kitty is male at that..
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Can it swim, do a houdini escape trick from the tied up sack? How about kitty-paratrooper? Chuck it off the garage roof with a hanky tied to it's neck yet? Or, is it a football hero? Tried cat punting?
Cats can do sooooo much more than cuddle and buzz. Liven up their lives a little, put the fear of humanity into 'em every once in awile.
;)
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He burned GA.
Is an American Hero.
Went into battle during WWII..
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You named yer cat Sherman?
aggggghhhhh... that is NOT a proper name for a cat. He needs more than one name. All cats MUST have two names, given in title form so that their dignity and social standing amongst other creatures deemed as 'pets' is clear.
Might I suggest 'Sherman the **** Burgler' or 'His Royal Highness, Sherman of the Small Balls Clan'.
Note, the title should relate to Shermans character/personality or habits.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
All cats MUST have two names, given in title form so that their dignity and social standing amongst other creatures deemed as 'pets' is clear.
I always preferred "General Striling Price" if one was absolutely required by law to have a cat.
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General Stirling Price... didn't he get his bellybutton kicked regularly?
I had one named 'Hairball the Terrible, Destroyer of Curtains'. Neighbor had one named 'Shrodinger'. Damn thing kept dissapearing. Probably because it felt shortchanged on naming day.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
Can it swim, do a houdini escape trick from the tied up sack? How about kitty-paratrooper? Chuck it off the garage roof with a hanky tied to it's neck yet? Or, is it a football hero? Tried cat punting?
Cats can do sooooo much more than cuddle and buzz. Liven up their lives a little, put the fear of humanity into 'em every once in awile.
;)
As a child I used to float my sisters 3 cats in buckets in the pool. You borught that memory. :lol
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Originally posted by Hangtime
All cats MUST have two names, given in title form so that their dignity and social standing amongst other creatures deemed as 'pets' is clear.
Where does that come from?
I've had 8 cats throughout my life so far and none of them has had a double barrelled name.
My new woman's cat does though. She's got a cat called Brian. Full title is 'Sir Brian of Dribblington'.
I don't get it, this endowing of titles onto cats.........
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cats were once worshiped as gods.
they have not forgotten this.. they suffer our presence at their pleasure.
cats without titles is like a briton without a stiff upper lip and no penchant for understatement.
laughable.
and neither britons or cats like to be laughed at.
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Sherman the sure ****er..
I call him Shermy now and then, thats two names..
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call him the sherminator
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Originally posted by Furball
call him the sherminator
I think I'll call him... shermanator
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My Cousin has a nice grey cat they call Moesby, "The Grey Ghost"
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BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness
Scraped CatCover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.
If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!
Skinned Cat Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
your have a chance to fatten him up.
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sounds tasty to me.
i just read that recipie to the cats...
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..they seem unimpressed, but did tell me they got a pretty tasty family recipe for dead grandmas.
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Originally posted by Swoop
Where does that come from?
I've had 8 cats throughout my life so far and none of them has had a double barrelled name.
My new woman's cat does though. She's got a cat called Brian. Full title is 'Sir Brian of Dribblington'.
I don't get it, this endowing of titles onto cats.........
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/209_1081438631_swoop.gif)
T.S. Eliot...The old man in Logan's run quotes it.
On the cats: "You know, they've each got three names. Yes. The naming of cats is a difficult matter, It's just not one of your holiday games; You may think at first that I am mad as a hatter, When I tell you that each cat's got three different names. See, they got their ordinary name and then they got their fancy name. And that makes two names, doesn't it? And now it's got a third name. Can either of you two guess what that third name is? (beat) Come on! (beat) Above and beyond, there's one name that's left over, and this is the name you never will guess. The name that no human research can discover, but the cat itself knows, and never will confess." (An abridged version of The Naming of Cats by T.S. Eliot)
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Originally posted by Hangtime
sounds tasty to me.
i just read that recipie to the cats...
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..they seem unimpressed, but did tell me they got a pretty tasty family recipe for dead grandmas.
grandma tartar
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My cat's formal name is Cats, but handsomehunk is what stuck.
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Male cats are all about cuddlng. The females do the hunting and stuff (was over in occupied territory a few months ago, having dinner in some dismal turkish hovel. The male lounged around, while the female went about, caught lizards on the rooftops, and took care of the four or five kittens).
Hang's right. Cats appreciate a little help in developing their motor skills and awareness of the world. Just don't be cruel: drop or toss them upside-down from high spots, but give them a good LZ and don't tie their tails to their bellies.
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I can vouch for that Dinger. My male cat is in perpetual want of cuddling and even belly rubs.
My Abyssian-looking female, wow, a pure hunter, a skinny bag of curiosity. She will come for some affection occassionally, but she is too busy most of the time.
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I have two cats...Pinkie Von Pinkerton (Or Pinky), and Oliver. We had another cat but he died a couple years ago. His name was Pretty City Chitty(sp) Groovy Wheezing Spitty Gritty Kitty. Most times just Kitty. His name got longer as he got older.
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most formal naming ceremonys for cats occur in the aftermath of some cat induced event.
which is why their names are often include swear word strings.
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I have a confession about my female cat's name. My ten year old daughter named her "Junior." I don't know why.
On one occasion I was making my daughter laugh by talking like a retarded person.
In the retarded persona, I was calling the cat, "Here, "Nyoonyer", here, Nyoonyer
Unfortunately, that name stuck. Everybody calls the cat "Nyoonyer" now ...
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Junior will still require a formal Name. If your daughter is attached to it, or it's decided who it's sponsor is, allow that person to do the formal naming.
I've got one mutt 4lb runt cat called 'goof'.. formal name is Goofball, Killer of Bugs. The other, a big 10lb sinister black abysininan called 'fuzz' who's formal name is Fuzzball, Queen of Sneakers.
Since my daughter and my Ex did the naming bit (they learned after the yacht naming incident) they didn't seriously expect me to stick to the names in informal situations.
So they also go by 'nutcase' and 'fatty'.
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My black labs name is sherman. And he is a true tank. 120 pounds of dog. Not some 3 pounds wet that goes mew when angry.
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hmmm, "Nyoonyer, Assassin of Shoelaces" might be fitting, but I must check with my daughter...
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Had one cat named "Ebanezzer Mouseripper the Third" just called him Rip.
:D