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Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: BBQ_Bob on August 01, 2005, 08:55:16 AM

I have no Idea what this is about, some sort of Scottish kink I guess.



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Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Ripsnort on August 01, 2005, 09:35:29 AM

Caption:

"Left knee, Right Knee....WEE knee!"

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Curval on August 01, 2005, 10:27:40 AM

It is called the "Caber Toss".

There is another form of it...but this one is the real deal.

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Meatwad on August 01, 2005, 10:35:16 AM

So they reach under the kilt, rip it off, and throw it into the field?


Sounds like Lorena Bobbot made the rules up

Title: Re: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Furball on August 01, 2005, 12:15:45 PM

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Originally posted by BBQ_Bob

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The 'beat the unsuspecting red headed step child with big pole' game proved popular in glasgow.

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Hangtime on August 01, 2005, 01:02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Curval
It is called the "Caber Toss".

There is another form of it...but this one is the real deal.

More info.. a caber toss?? And what's that all about?

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Mustaine on August 01, 2005, 01:13:21 PM

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Originally posted by Hangtime
More info.. a caber toss?? And what's that all about?

thats where the guy throws a telephone pole basically. a giant 30 foot hundred's of pounds log.

they start balancing it, and run forward, then heave it as far as they can, it usually goes 1 end into the ground, then flips over.


IIRC the better the flip and the better the distance wins

heres a pic sort of:

(http://www.highlandgames.co.nz/images/murphy4.jpg)

turns out the winner has the pole facing and pointing himself the best.

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Hangtime on August 01, 2005, 01:54:34 PM

so what in hell has that gotta do with blindfolded wenches on their knees?

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on August 01, 2005, 01:56:19 PM

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Originally posted by Hangtime
so what in hell has that gotta do with blindfolded wenches on their knees?

Awarding prizes to the winners?  :)

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Curval on August 01, 2005, 02:01:37 PM

Hangtime...you need to "bone up" on your British slang vocabulary.

The "Caber" is essentially a long phallic structure.

To "toss off" in Brit slang is to masterbate.

Therefore...my inference was that these blindfolded women are "tossing off" these guy's cabers.

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Furball on August 01, 2005, 02:03:47 PM

so you are saying that the scottish are all a bunch of tossers?

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Curval on August 01, 2005, 02:13:43 PM

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Originally posted by Furball
so you are saying that the scottish are all a bunch of tossers?

That too...yeah.

;)

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Hangtime on August 01, 2005, 02:22:40 PM

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Originally posted by Curval
Hangtime...you need to "bone up" on your British slang vocabulary.

The "Caber" is essentially a long phallic structure.

To "toss off" in Brit slang is to masterbate.

Therefore...my inference was that these blindfolded women are "tossing off" these guy's cabers.

ROFL... I've spent the better part of my lifetime jerkin the british around mangling their language and using slang they can't possibly cope with..


and you jerk the rug right out from under me.

nicely done. got me; hook line and sinker. ;)

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: Hangtime on August 01, 2005, 02:23:30 PM

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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
Awarding prizes to the winners?  :)

ROFL.. now, that's a good reason to be scottish!

Title: What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
Post by: DiabloTX on August 01, 2005, 03:10:47 PM

"It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just bananas. We, on the other hand, are colonized by bananas. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!"



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