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Title: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: Curval on August 01, 2005, 04:34:06 PM
My kids drink milk.....ALOT of milk.

On Saturday I bought three large cartons and today my wife called me to bring home some milk because we are out.

I wonder what the economics of owning a cow vs. buying milk would be.
Title: Re: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: Ripsnort on August 01, 2005, 04:38:57 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
My kids drink milk.....ALOT of milk.

On Saturday I bought three large cartons and today my wife called me to bring home some milk because we are out.

I wonder what the economics of owning a cow vs. buying milk would be.

Fresh milk taste would certainly surprise you.

We go through 5 gallons a week, just 3 of us (wife doesn't drink milk)
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Post by: megadud on August 01, 2005, 04:43:04 PM
i could not drink milk straight from a cows teet, i would vomit :eek:
Title: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: BlueJ1 on August 01, 2005, 04:57:55 PM
You dont drink it strait from the cow warm. You gotta make it real cold first, then drink it, some of the best milk Ive ever tasted.
Title: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: myelo on August 01, 2005, 05:35:20 PM
You want to get up at 4 am every day and milk her? Then again every afternoon? And I mean every day, 7 days a week.

You’re also going to have to breed her once a year. Which means you need a bull or some alternative. And you have to do something with the calves.

You will also need a pasture and a barn. And feed. And hay in the winter. Also be prepared to assist with any calving problems and illnesses, which by law can only happen at 2am.

Do it for about 2 years and I bet you won’t ever complain about the price of milk again. :)
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Post by: United on August 01, 2005, 06:07:18 PM
2 years? I'd give him a week, at best. :)

At least your cows waited for you to get some sleep!  When we went up to the farm, all cow problems happened right after you got comfortable and started dozing off in your bed.
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Post by: Gunslinger on August 01, 2005, 06:13:42 PM
not to mention the feed/grazing.  I don't think it would economically add up.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on August 01, 2005, 06:26:00 PM
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Originally posted by myelo
You want to get up at 4 am every day and milk her? Then again every afternoon? And I mean every day, 7 days a week.

You’re also going to have to breed her once a year. Which means you need a bull or some alternative. And you have to do something with the calves.

You will also need a pasture and a barn. And feed. And hay in the winter. Also be prepared to assist with any calving problems and illnesses, which by law can only happen at 2am.

Do it for about 2 years and I bet you won’t ever complain about the price of milk again. :)



Mmmmmmm veal.
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Post by: JTs on August 01, 2005, 06:30:58 PM
one of the few benifits would be the really green lawn.
Title: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: Maverick on August 01, 2005, 06:53:08 PM
Don't milk the cow, just plug the kids in. :D
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on August 01, 2005, 06:57:48 PM
U better treat the milk before u drink it. I was actually raised with milk out of the cow, and surprisely failed to be sick. I miss the taste of the fresh cow milk before all the treatments.

Since I arrived in USA, my milk consumption went way down due to the nutered flavor.:(
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Post by: BlueJ1 on August 01, 2005, 07:03:31 PM
Have to agree, after the process its flavor is reduced greatly, even tho the possibility of getting sick is there.
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Post by: Octavius on August 01, 2005, 07:12:52 PM
They were male cows you sick bastiges!!
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Post by: Flit on August 01, 2005, 09:29:46 PM
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Originally posted by Octavius
They were male cows you sick bastiges!!

 
 ain't no such thing as a "male cow" :D
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on August 01, 2005, 09:32:52 PM
you should just get a wet nurse, the best of both worlds.
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Post by: kevykev56 on August 01, 2005, 11:32:25 PM
This may be a cheaper alternative,




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The Female Brest Pump

Free Milk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_pump)
Title: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: Meatwad on August 02, 2005, 12:07:42 AM
I dont think so.

oh wait you want to milk the cow with that thing?
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Post by: slimm50 on August 02, 2005, 09:31:31 AM
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
You dont drink it strait from the cow warm. You gotta make it real cold first, then drink it, some of the best milk Ive ever tasted.

So what's the best way to chill the cow without killing it?
Title: Re: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: Nilsen on August 02, 2005, 09:35:43 AM
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Originally posted by Curval
I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?


Dunno... let me check with the missus...




Title: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: JBA on August 02, 2005, 10:21:00 AM
Had the same problem, 2 kids ages 4 and 2 are drinking 3 gallons a week, We now have it delivered ever Tues. from the local dairy farm, Taste great and I don't have to go to the market every few days.
Title: I gotta buy a frigging cow...how much are they?
Post by: BlueJ1 on August 02, 2005, 11:29:56 AM
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Originally posted by slimm50
So what's the best way to chill the cow without killing it?


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