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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Beefcake on December 07, 2001, 01:16:00 PM
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Just pokein some fun at the Waffles. :)
Note: This song is sung to the tune of I'm a lumberjack from Monty Python.
StSanta:
I'm a Luftwaffle, and I'm okay.
I play all night and I whine all day.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
StSanta:
I shoot down planes. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He shoots down planes. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
StSanta:
I shoot down planes. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He shoots down planes. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
StSanta:
I shoot down planes. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He shoots down planes. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
He wishs he'd been a girlie,
Just like his dear Mama!
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy.
(Very Fast)He plays all night and he whines all day.
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Bravo!!! :D
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What's a Luftwaffle?
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Nice :)
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not all luftwaffles are cross dressers.... or so I've heard.
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I see Beefcake took notes on our last day.
He forgot the last few lines though, about how I set him up with a sailor from the Kriegsmarine :D
LOL
Excellent song Beefcake :D
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Ok, that proves it.
It's all a popularity contest.
Last time this was posted (bout a year ago I think) it was by some newbie no-one had ever heard of before. Soon as he posted it several people (myself included) pointed out that he'd only changed a couple of words from the original song (ie, all the verses aint been changed a bit) and that it was a totally lame post.
Well, call me consistent if ya like but: Beef.....this is a totally lame post. :-P
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:D
P.S. did ya try that OFP mission yet?