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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AKDejaVu on December 10, 2001, 02:30:00 PM
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The Monty Python thread got me thinking about my favorite movie quote of all time. That's a pretty tough one, because there are so many that great in their own way. I then got to thinking about what line I have stolen from a movie and made my own more than any other. It really came down to this one:
"The donger need food!" - Long Duck Dong, Sixteen Candles
Damn... I use that one at least once a week. That's over 500 times my wife has heard that. That's over 500 times she's rolled here eyes and said "whatever dave".
So... what is your favorite "I have made this quote mine" movie quote? You have to use it frequently in real life.
AKDejaVu
-Disclaimer: This is not about obscure quotes! Only your most used quotes from a movie!
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Mine has to be a quote from an obsure movie called "Club Paradise"...an oldie with alot of the old SCTV cast and also starring Robin Williams...one of my all time favourite films:
Whenever I am about to leave somewhere with my wife or a friend I will always say:
"Let's Roll Noel"
Quoted by the American Hotel magnate while playing Polo.
Obsure quote from an obsure film...but one that I use almost everyday...dunno why, it just struck me as funny in the film and it stuck with me.
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Apoclypse Now.
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
..this has been bastardized by me; as I used to have a guy I worked with that used after-shave. Apparently he got quantity lot discounts, because the sucker reeked of the toejam when he came in.. at which point I would invariably greet his sorry bellybutton with:
"I love the smell of an amazinhunk in the morning"
All of this but being a futher outgrowth of my cat's morning grooming habits; many are the times I've remarked to the critter whilst it has it's own head shoved under it's tail giving itself a severe tounge-lashing:
CAT: "I love the smell of my amazinhunk in the morning"
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Since my nose is on the more larger size, I used to get a lot of remarks on school about it. Then I saw the movie Roxanne (kinda modern remake of Cyrano de Bergerac) and Steve Martin bet someone to make 20 better big nose jokes and he did... Still can Quote 10+ of those :)
"I once had during a classic concert a request from the orchestrator to keep my head still since the orchestra kept changing tune and speed."
Broes
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I'm going to butcher Harvey Corman's line from the movie, but it's my all time favorite quote so....
From "Blazing Saddles"
Harvey Corman - "My mind is bristeling like a cosmic mystical (insert more psychadelic words)
Slim Pickens - "Yeah, mine too"
I know i phucked up Harvey's line, but if you've seen it you know how funny that scene was.
:D
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Every second phrase out of my mouth is movie dialog... but some favorites...
"Lighten up, Francis." - Stripes
"Here's a nice piece of toejam."
"Carl... how good to see you."
- Billy Madison
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from Airplane:
"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."
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Though I don't think it's an all-time great quote, I find that I'm always quoting the Emperor from Return of the Jedi.
"You want this... don't you?" as he slyly beckons Luke to attack him by patting the lightsabre.
I usually say it to my wife when she wants the remote control... or other things.
:)
-- Todd/Leviathn
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whoops, double post
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Another from Coreman, in Blazing saddles.
" You teutonic avacado".
Mrs. easymo is of Belgian decent. :)
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"We thought you was a toad"
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
I say that to my daughter alot. She's a blond and doesn't get it :).
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From the french movie 'Le Père Noël est une ordure' (~Santa Claus is a POS...):
'Joyeux Noël Félix!!!!...BENG!' (~Merry Christmas Felix!!!...<Noise of an heavy iron object hitting hardly a forehead>)
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I eat pieces of toejam like you for breakfast."
"You eat toejam for breakfast?"
"...no!"
-Billy Madison
"You can have a good look at a T-bone by stickin' your head up a bull's bellybutton but you're better off takin the butcher's word for it."
-Chris Farley, Tommy Boy
(A refridgerator falls on Chris Farley as their cabin gets hit with a boulder in Black Sheep)
"I don't believe this is happening.. I almost died and I have chocolate pudding in my underpants!"
"Uhh, Mike we didn't have any pudding in that fridge."
-Chris Farley and David Spade, Black Sheep.
I have a TON more I could post but the list is too big :D
oct out!!
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"What would you have me do?
Search out some powerful patronage, and be
Like crawling ivy to a tree?
No thank you. Dedicate, like all the others
Verses to plutocrats, while caution smothers
Whatever might offend my lord and master?
No thank you...Labouring to write a line of
such good breeding Its only fault is that it's not
worth reading? To ingratiate myself, abject
with fear, And fawn and flatter to avoid a sneer?
No thank you, no thank you, and again,
no thank you."
Edmond Rostand
Cyrano de Bergerac, 1897
Ok, it's from the play, but it's also a movie, isn't it? ;)
Daniel, aka... well you guess it :D
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"Hold out your bowl." and "Fire is you friend."
I love that part of the Monster's encounter with a bearded, blind, clumsy hermit (Gene Hackman). He spills hot soup in the creature's lap, accidently breaks their wine mugs during a toast, and lights the monster's thumb instead of his cigar.
And I can't forget Teri Garr..(What knockers!)
"Vould you like a roll in zhe hay?"
Young Frankenstein
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wizard of oz
"what would you do with a brain, if you had one??"
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Two that I like.
From Monty Python,
BRING OUT YER DEAD!!! <clang>
And from Blazing Saddles,
Mongo just pawn in game of life....
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Heh, can't say I've made it mine, but it cracked me up when I saw the movie.
"You appear to be reasonably intelligent, but when you open your mouth, the effect is spoiled."
Ben Kingsley in "What planet are you from?"
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"... so the robot turns into a bug...?"
or from same movie (same scene even...)
"I don't get it... Idontgetit... idontgetit ."
great during meetings. :)
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"Yes, I'll try Niedermeyer. He's a sneaky little toejam just like you."
-"Animal House"
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"Bond... James Bond" :)
"Its the duality of Man... the Jungian thing, sir!"
Pvt. Joker in "Full Metal Jacket"
"Oh look! Its K..k.. k...Ken, trying to K...k...k..kill me!"
Otto in "A fish called Wanda"
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"Unbelievable, every time you open your mouth you prove you're an idiot!"
-Vegeta-
(yes, im an anime freak, and this guy gets the best lines! :D )
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"Have fun storming the castle!"
-The Princess Bride-
"Next time somebody asks if you're a god, you say YES!"
-Ghostbusters-
"Do you mind if we dance with yo' dates?"
-Animal House
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I have two (in no particular order):
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"toejam, negro, that's all you had to say!"
-Pulp Fiction
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"Anybody else wanna negotiate?"
(you tell me)
-W
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those... moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die...
Who can guess it first?
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Originally posted by Ratbo:
"Anybody else wanna negotiate?"
(you tell me)
-W
5th Element
dh
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those... moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die...
Rutger Hauer - Blade Runner
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So many, here's a couple:
My favorite whiner, Bill Paxton. From aliens: "game over man, game over"
Ash from Evil Dead (or was it ED2?)
"Come get some"
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Rutger Hauer - Blade Runner
clap clap clap clap. very good. great line too.
the 'come get some' is from army of darkness. theres so many great lines from that movie.
ash: you aint leadin but two things right now, jack and toejam, and jack left town.
or
ash: lady, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store
deadite: who are you
ash: names ash <noodles gun> housewares
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I personaly like,
"I am going to be on U like white on rice on a white paper plate dipped in milk in a snow storm!!!!!"
Unfortantly I cant remember the movie, I want to say Full Metal Jacket.
My other favorite line is from GI JOE the Movie,
Sgt Slaughter: "The only way your going home son is in a DITTY bag, an ITTY, BITTY, DITTY bag...."
And from the same movie, "I once was a man, a man, a man, ssssss......" - Cobra Commander
Same movie, Sgt Slaughter- "this ones for Duke, this ones for the Marine Corp, this ones for me and this ones for the GOOD OL U. S. of A!!!!!!!" Now can anyone tell me who he was stomping into the ground at this point?
Hodo
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Excuuuse me while I whip this out!
dh
(Mel Brooks roolz)
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I always have coffee when i watch radar! You know that! Everybody knows that!
Of course we do sir!
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"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"
- The Borg
allways try that in bars with some girls .. the assimilation part ain't working too often tho :D
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(Dedicated to Ozark the beermiester :) )
"Drinkin' beer aint drinkin. Its survivin'."
- Captain Quint
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We need a bigger boat - Jaws
Stop. You're. Hurting. Me. - Daffy Duck in the Abominible Snowman skit
Hey! It's me. - Han Solo in Return of the Jedi
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Some others I use:
"Keep your powder dry, and you're toejam wired tight and the world will turn"
"You done got your last click outta Junior"
"The worm has certainly turned for you my friend."
Platoon
"Big Hitter the Lama....LONG"
"So I says to the Lama..hey, how about something..you know, for the effort. He said..there will be no money... but, on my death bed I will achieve total consciousness...so I've got that going for me.....which is nice."
Bill Murray...Caddyshack
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Best used when someone asks for directions,
"GO that way really fast, and if something gets in your way, you turn!"
Better off dead.
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"Theyre heeeereeee!"
-some blonde little girl in a dumb ghost movie ;) -
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Most used movie quote. "I have you now..." - Darth Vader, Star Wars.
Most used TV quote... "Excellent" - Mr. Burns, every Simpson's episode he's in. ;)
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When someone reeeeeally overdoes something:
"...Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
Hodo... GI Joe, the movie?
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"Ohh nothing. Just brain sucking on dead mutant horrors, ya have any tabasco?" Caleb, Blood 2
"What we have here is a failure to coagulate." Caleb, Blood 2
"Death; the only cure I know for being stupid." Ishmael, Blood 2
"Your aim is as ugly as you are." Ophelia, Blood 2
"We are sorry. The number you have reached is out of service, please stay on the line like an idiot and no one will answer. Message 6-0 BEEP" My answering machine
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" - "No, have you?" Exchange between Hundson and Vasquez, Aliens
"We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak." John Candy, Planes Trains & Automobiles
"LUCY! 'Splain to me why a 30 ton tank dies when it hits a 150 pound woll sock in training!" - MadbirdCZ complaining about raming a sheep with a tank, and dying
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"I wanted to go back for another 50 missions, but they ruled it out
because I had a case of malaria that kept recurring. So I had to stay
in the States and teach combat flying. I was shot down by a mosquito!"
Frank Hurlbut, P-38 pilot
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Yup..
Crappy movie. GREAT line.
-W
Originally posted by Horn:
5th Element
dh