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Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Vulcan on August 16, 2005, 04:56:03 PM
Stone the cows? Russia uses pot as animal feed
17 August 2005  

MOSCOW: Russia's long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported yesterday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.


Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

"There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.

"I don't know what the milk will be like after this."

Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers - often shipping heroin from Afghanistan - for years.

Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Gunslinger on August 16, 2005, 05:02:45 PM
I wonder if the steaks will be like "special brownies"?
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: eagl on August 16, 2005, 05:04:32 PM
Doesn't McDonalds import beef from Russia?  If not, it makes a fun rumor.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Hangtime on August 16, 2005, 05:07:30 PM
henh.. now this is different.

When I'm stoned, I can eat a whole cow...

now that the cows are stoned, will russians suddenly start gaining weight?
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Ripsnort on August 16, 2005, 05:07:56 PM
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
I wonder if the steaks will be like "special brownies"?


Negative. Once digested THC is rendered useless for its potency.(Absorbed through the blood stream)
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Boroda on August 24, 2005, 01:52:46 PM
Finally found this picture, taken in a middle of Samara, 2003:

(http://sky1.chph.ras.ru/~pavlov/p8020158.jpg)

This stuff grows everywhere in and around Samara. At the suburbs it looks like bloody trees...
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Curval on August 24, 2005, 01:58:08 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
Doesn't McDonalds import beef from Russia?  If not, it makes a fun rumor.


Flight status....DENIED.

You ate a McBurger.  :(
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Hawklore on August 24, 2005, 02:22:19 PM
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Originally posted by Boroda
Finally found this picture, taken in a middle of Samara, 2003:

(http://sky1.chph.ras.ru/~pavlov/p8020158.jpg)

This stuff grows everywhere in and around Samara. At the suburbs it looks like bloody trees...


Whost that good looking girl in the pic?

:)
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Chairboy on August 24, 2005, 02:25:31 PM
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Whost that good looking girl in the pic?
Perhaps it is Boroda, who has kept a wonderful secret from us all this time.

The jig is up, Borodina! :D
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Nilsen on August 24, 2005, 02:29:22 PM
Boroda!

You are beautiful!

And the plantlife!

Wanna marry me?? :D
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: straffo on August 24, 2005, 02:30:22 PM
Free dope and free sex ?

Wow that's a wondefull place :)
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Hawklore on August 24, 2005, 03:08:28 PM
If it is boroda, I will move to russia now! Support her vodka consumption, and keep her walking to work, yet loving me!

:o :D


Or I'd go commie and they'd give her to me the less fortunate..
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Mustaine on August 24, 2005, 03:21:06 PM
i'd totally hit it :aok
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Siaf__csf on August 24, 2005, 04:50:57 PM
Sickos that girl cant be more than 12. :rolleyes:
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on August 24, 2005, 05:59:32 PM
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
Sickos that girl cant be more than 12. :rolleyes:


What are you, stoned?  :)
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: ATA on August 24, 2005, 06:33:45 PM
Ok,i just came back from Russia,and trust me-russian weed sucks.
All you get is 5 min high and then headech.
i gotta be honest,the real good stuff is in the middle Asia.Kazachstan and all that crap
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Wolf14 on August 24, 2005, 06:54:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ATA
Ok,i just came back from Russia,and trust me-russian weed sucks.
All you get is 5 min high and then headech.
i gotta be honest,the real good stuff is in the middle Asia.Kazachstan and all that crap



You bother to clean it before you smoked it?
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Wolfala on August 24, 2005, 10:14:12 PM
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Originally posted by ATA
Ok,i just came back from Russia,and trust me-russian weed sucks.
All you get is 5 min high and then headech.
i gotta be honest,the real good stuff is in the middle Asia.Kazachstan and all that crap



Both my boss's went to Humbolt State up in Northern CA - where the only economy is pot growing. Its a science more then most people realize.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Yeager on August 24, 2005, 11:13:27 PM
thats a cute picture.

Boroda do you get high?
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Siaf__csf on August 25, 2005, 01:31:51 AM
I hope you realise that drug use is illegal and by buying them you finance organized crime and terrorism.

Yes, the terrorist hotspots such as Afghanistan are still manufacturing a large amount of the worlds drugs.

Or is that why you guys attacked Afghanistan? War on drugs - but to stop the mullahs from ending the production like they planned and did for a large number. Now production soars again.

Maybe your govenrment wants to keep you mellowed out and stoned ;)
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Wolf14 on August 25, 2005, 02:24:23 AM
Wow....that ....was......really.....out.. ...there.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Reschke on August 25, 2005, 10:26:15 AM
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Originally posted by Boroda
Finally found this picture, taken in a middle of Samara, 2003:

(http://sky1.chph.ras.ru/~pavlov/p8020158.jpg)

This stuff grows everywhere in and around Samara. At the suburbs it looks like bloody trees...


What picture? I gotta see this tremendous growth.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Boroda on August 26, 2005, 08:10:31 AM
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Originally posted by Yeager
thats a cute picture.

Boroda do you get high?


I don't use any "mind-extenders" other then alcohol. Made this decision 10 years ago.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Boroda on August 26, 2005, 08:37:50 AM
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Whost that good looking girl in the pic?

:)


She's from SPb, and she's already married ;)

We had a Russian WB con in Samara (former Kuibyshev) in 2003, about 100+ people, stayed in a boarding school, the picture was taken in a school backyard... Some people tried to dry that grass and smoke it, but I payed more attention to beer and other stuff (we had people from all over USSR, everyone brought something special, from Kazakh koumiss to Ukrainian pepper vodka and taiga herb balms from Far East).
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: mora on August 26, 2005, 10:46:56 AM
It's common in many countries to feed cattle with cannabis. At least Switzerland is one of them.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: mora on August 26, 2005, 10:54:29 AM
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
I hope you realise that drug use is illegal and by buying them you finance organized crime and terrorism.

Yes, the terrorist hotspots such as Afghanistan are still manufacturing a large amount of the worlds drugs.

Or is that why you guys attacked Afghanistan? War on drugs - but to stop the mullahs from ending the production like they planned and did for a large number. Now production soars again.

Maybe your govenrment wants to keep you mellowed out and stoned ;)

What on earth are you blabbering about?
But if you're worried about the evil terrorists you should smoke some home grown.
Title: Crazy Russians are at it again
Post by: Siaf__csf on August 26, 2005, 01:14:05 PM
I'm not a drug user mora - I don't smoke anything.