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Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: Kratzer on December 15, 2001, 09:51:00 AM

over here (http://www.theonion.com/onion3745/bandaged_bin_laden.html)

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: bowser on December 15, 2001, 09:54:00 AM

Not bad..LOL!   :)

bowser

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: rosco- on December 15, 2001, 02:01:00 PM

"With every military advance you make, your forces become more spread out and weakened, while the Taliban's become more concentrated in an increasingly small space," bin Laden said. "You are practicing the mathematics of defeat. Give up now."

That line cracked me up  :D

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: Kratzer on December 15, 2001, 05:33:00 PM

The picture with the caption "Above: A Taliban soldier prepares to attack the 13th Marine Expeditionary Unit. " kills me.  :)

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: Durr on December 15, 2001, 08:32:00 PM

absolutely awesome!  I laughed so hard I almost threw up the pizza I just ate.

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: streakeagle on December 15, 2001, 09:41:00 PM

I love stuff like this. Could have been a skit on Monty Python.

I think one thing this country inherited from Britain and has helped make this country strong is our sense of humor. Americans are rarely united. It takes tragic events like Pearl Harbor and 9-11 to bring us together. Yet, through good times and bad we always seem to be able to laugh at anything, including our worst enemies and ourselves.

"Staring directly into the camera with his good eye..."   :D

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: StSanta on December 16, 2001, 04:45:00 AM

Heh, theonion is cool  :).

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: Tumor on December 16, 2001, 06:13:00 AM

GREAT article hehe.  On a side note, here's my "dream".

  The most vicious and psychotic Marine in his unit gets seperated and lost while on patrol somewhere near the area of Tora Bora.  While skipping along looking for his compagres, this Marine looks up and see's Osama Bin Laden himself perched on his donkey.  hehehe....how many pieces or parts do YOU think would be found?

Tumor

Title: Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender
Post by: Maverick on December 16, 2001, 01:06:00 PM

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Originally posted by Tumor:
GREAT article hehe.  On a side note, here's my "dream".

  The most vicious and psychotic Marine in his unit gets seperated and lost while on patrol somewhere near the area of Tora Bora.  While skipping along looking for his compagres, this Marine looks up and see's Osama Bin Laden himself perched on his donkey.  hehehe....how many pieces or parts do YOU think would be found?

Tumor

Tumor,

As long as they are definately verifiable identifiable parts..... WHO THE FEK CARES?????????   :D


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