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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: culero on August 21, 2005, 09:49:22 AM
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or: Yes trolls CAN be fun :)
1) I think Silat secretly wants to have Bush's love child
2) I think FiLtH secretly wants nucular warfare in the MA
3) I think points R 4 dweebs
4) I think SaVaGe and Nash are the alternating personality swings of a schizophrenic
5) and for that matter I think all the Fat Drunk Bastards are one and the same person
6) While we're talking squads, I think the BKs all have a poop fetish
7) I think Deanna on RockstarINXS is teh bomb
8) I think yo momma is ugly and dresses you funny
9) I think Texas is the center of the Universe
10) I think I'll have breakfast now
culero (with apologies to Peter King)
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Yes we can be fun....Please scratch my Butt.
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Originally posted by culero
9) I think Texas is the center of the Universe
Well you got one out of the ten correct for sure. :)
I`m also leaning towards going with number one. :)
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Gotta give ya credit you Texans. You do have the hottest cheerleading squad in the whole NFL.
You do have some of the best deer and waterfowl hunting in the nation.
Other than that, be prepared to speak Spanish as your primary language within the next ten years.
Adios amigos
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Originally posted by SEgunner
Other than that, be prepared to speak Spanish as your primary language within the next ten years.
Adios amigos
the hell with that. Im thinking they better be prepaired to be flying the Mexican National flag over the state capitol within the next 20.
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LOL Dred!
I want dibs on the whole Laguna Madre.
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We've been speaking Spanish the last couple of centuries, don't have a problem there...the flag thing, though, well, its been tried before ;)
culero
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Originally posted by culero
We've been speaking Spanish the last couple of centuries, don't have a problem there...the flag thing, though, well, its been tried before ;)
culero
yea but now we have over 4000 mexicans hopping the border a day. If that rate continues they could be there own majority in a few years. Doesnt Texas still have in it's constitution the right to succeed?
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Originally posted by culero
7) I think Deanna on RockstarINXS is teh bomb
She's alright... she's got nothing on Jordis Unga. ;)
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Little Johnny was at school and it was Thursday. The teacher began class with a short quiz on the Alamo, and said the first three students who answered correctly could take Friday off.
First question was, who was the Mexican General that laid seige to the Alamo?
Suzy raised her hand and said "General Santa Ana." "That is correct Suzy," says teacher, you may have tomorrow off.
Next question. How many Mexican soldiers did Santa Ana have with him?
5000 says Billy. "That's right Billy. Take tomorrow off and have a nice weekend."
Before teacher can ask the next question, all of a sudden from the back of the room comes,
"WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THOSE MEXICANS COME FROM!!!???"
"Who said that?!," exclaims the teacher looking around the room.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Davy Crockett. See on Monday Teach.."
Les :cool:
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Originally posted by Sandman
She's alright... she's got nothing on Jordis Unga. ;)
I'll second and third that!
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Originally posted by culero
or: Yes trolls CAN be fun :)
4) I think SaVaGe and Nash are the alternating personality swings of a schizophrenic
culero (with apologies to Peter King)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
culero knows how manic depressive I can be. It confuses him, but he enjoys the confusion.
:D
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Originally posted by Sandman
She's alright... she's got nothing on Jordis Unga. ;)
I wasn't talking about how well they sing.
~drool~
culero ;)
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Originally posted by Gunslinger
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Doesnt Texas still have in it's constitution the right to succeed?
We're succeeding just fine, thanks very much :D
culero (never could resist a vulch)
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Originally posted by culero
We're succeeding just fine, thanks very much :D
culero (never could resist a vulch)
yea but isn't it true?
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That we're successful? Absolutely, that's what I said! :p
culero (that's twice!)
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LOL, Leslie. :D
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Originally posted by culero
or: Yes trolls CAN be fun :)
1) I think Silat secretly wants to have Bush's love child
9) I think Texas is the center of the Universe
10) I think I'll have breakfast now
culero (with apologies to Peter King)
I think Silat "is" his love child !
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Yep
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Beer?
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"yea but now we have over 4000 mexicans hopping the border a day. If that rate continues..."
US Army recruiters will start setting up enlistment centers all along the border!
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Yes Nukes please.
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Originally posted by culero
I wasn't talking about how well they sing.
~drool~
culero ;)
I have to admit... last week when she was singing her original song, the girl looked hot.
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Culero, do you have a baby seal permit?
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Originally posted by Jackal1
Well you got one out of the ten correct for sure. :)
I`m also leaning towards going with number one. :)
What, you believe TX is the centre of the universe? You seem to think TX is the universe.
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Wow I didn't realise TX was infinite!:huh
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Originally posted by Skydancer
Wow I didn't realise TX was infinite!:huh
I don't know about infinite, but I do know you can't get anywhere in the state in a hurry because everything's so spread out. Just the cross-town commute in Houston can last "forever", sometimes. Try getting to Intercontinental Airport on a holiday; talk about infinity...
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slimm50 - I was in Houston in 2001 visiting a friend. I remember having the main course of our lunch in one restaurant, and dessert in another restaurant - 30 miles away from the first - LOL
And because it's spread out, and you have to drive to get anywhere, there would be heavy traffic even at 9pm.