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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mustaine on August 23, 2005, 10:07:03 PM
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has his digital camera sitting there hooked up.
well i am setting up his PC because we just got rid of AOHELL and they got cable.
im setting up a firewall, MS antispyware, and other stuff, you know the whole "security" deal on this dell they got.
anyway, i unhooked the camera, so it would not interfere with anything, as i was doing alot of reboots and uninstalls and junk...
it "turns on" and the photo album shows up on the LCD...
first picture is a CLOSE UP of his wives genetalia :rofl :eek: :confused:
i scramble to find the "off" button before he gets back in the room, and turn it off, but nowi am in a major dilema :eek:
do i tell him what i saw, or just ignore it, and inwardly chuckle whenever i am over there and see his wife :rofl
anyway, not really looking for advise on this one, just wanted to share the story, and give you all a heads up about touching others digital cameras :D
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Reminds me of when our band got to Savannah Georgia to play a show, and we crashed at an old friend of the bass player's.
He was this Jersey dude that was apparently an old stoner in high school, who cleaned up and joined the military to become an Apache helicopter pilot fighting in - ironically - the war on drugs, mostly.
He gave us the tour of his base - which was very cool. Long enough runway for the space shuttle to land on, he said.
Anyways... I was jonesin' for some computer time when we got back to his house. Turns out he was an AOLer. Well, I'm kind of a bastard, and went searching for his porn - 'cuz I just KNEW he had some. Sure enough, I found a folder with reams of it. Nasty stuff too... not yer typical red-blooded wholesome variety smut. No, we're talkin' weird.
I'm scratching my head now at how I screwed his computer so horribly up, but I did. He knew squat about computers, but needed me to fix it. At first he grew red-faced and said forget it. Because he knew that I knew that he knew that I saw the porn.
So he tinkered around a bit by himself. But he couldn't do it. He reluctantly asked me to come back and fix it, knowing full well that the porn was gonna pop back up into plain view right in front of us.
That was an ackward moment.
He didn't say a thing, I didn't say a thing.
Some things ya just don't say.
The moral of the story is that whatever happens on the computer, stays on the computer.
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How good of a friend?
Hint at it...
Tell him he needs to keep his sacred stuff safe... :lol
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Like any red-blooded american, I've got jigabytes of the stuff. It turns out that my wife found part of it weeks ago and is just now telling me.
...because she is bored with it now because she saw it all. So I'm told that I've got to move the rest of the collection over to where she can access it.
Life is occasionally exciting, strange, and various combinations of the two.
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Set it as his desktop background.
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Oooh, or set his background and homepage to goatse.cx. At least, one of the mirrors.
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LOL. When I fix computers, I don’t even look at those places where users usually think their porn is safe. But its funny to look at reaction when I get “close” to it.
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Like any red-blooded american, I've got jigabytes of the stuff. It turns out that my wife found part of it weeks ago and is just now telling me.
...because she is bored with it now because she saw it all. So I'm told that I've got to move the rest of the collection over to where she can access it.
Life is occasionally exciting, strange, and various combinations of the two.
LOL
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Well how do you know for sure it was his wife and not some chatroom chick he may be having webcamsex with?
If it shows her face and he was a good friend I'd bust both their chops about it.
If it doesnt then Im not positive its his wife and I'd say nothing.
Divorces start that way and then guess who the bad guy will be?
Unless you have the hots for his wife and dont particularly care about his friendship. Then show her and let her get her revenge..with you. Cause your now such a great friend of hers and all.
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The only classy thing to do in this situation is to take a picture of your wang and leave it on the camera for him to find while thumbing through wifey pics.
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Send yourself a copy of the pic, photoshop it w/ your corresponding male parts mating w/ hers.... send it back to him.
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When I go to a clients computer, doing search is always a funny moment. Sometimes the client can't find a crucial document and I have to use the file search to find it.
Usually pr0n pops up from internet cache and can make them quite embarrassed. Even though we see only titles of the pictures, not the pics themselves. There have been two extremes: One time I went to an electric constructor company and had to access the presidents desktop. He had a full screen close-up picture of a womans bellybutton as a desktop wallpaper. Good one too. I can tell you that I had a hard time locating the icon of our software which was located litl bit left of her labia. :D
Then another extreme was when I went to another presidents computer and did a search. The guy was old and conservative looking. When I started search, he mentioned behind me: I don't have any porn there or anything. And he was right.
I just wondered how he guessed this was one of the typical things that accidentaly popped up with the job and the search. Maybe he saw my smug grin when I pressed the search. :p
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Good question... How did you know it was his wife? Did you recognize it from personal experience? Or maybe a description you'd heard?
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I say copy it, create a slideshow, and put it on the intardnet. That's where home porn belongs :aok
SOB's suggestion is the fighter pilot's solution whenever a camera is found laying around.
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This is why the rule in our house is that all the nasty pics of the missius are stored on a pendrive and sits in the safe.. No copies are ever stored on the harddrive.
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What are you saving them for? Potential divorce / harassment? :D
Or do you keep fond memories of times when the missus still opened them legs for your pleasure? :rofl
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Meh, a "colleague" of mine was demoing internet pr0n at afterwork drinks, this was about 7 years ago when the net was fresh. Anyway hes got all sorts of sheep/goat/horse pics. All the chicks in the office are giggling and going "ewww". I leaned over and go "oi, thats ACDSee, those pics are on your hard drive not the intenet you filthy bugger!" :)
Hmmm now where did I put my Auntie collection...
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you all asking...
he is my best friend, i have known him since 3rd grade, about 25 years or close to it. i am Godfather to their youngest daughter Claire.
i know it was the wife becasue they A, just had a weekend vacation away from the 4 kids at a resort / spa type place, B, while trying to figure out the camera, it started slideshowing through pics, and it showed her face, and them in coitis before i got the dmn thing off :rofl
i should have known they'd do that, they got cable internet to DL pr0n together, and this is their first digital camera, they just got it a few weeks ago.
i don't have access to the pic anymore, nor would i want it, he and her are way too close of friends, so no desktop or anything like that lol.
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Originally posted by Siaf__csf
What are you saving them for? Potential divorce / harassment? :D
Or do you keep fond memories of times when the missus still opened them legs for your pleasure? :rofl
its called an "investment" :D
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If he is your best friend then I would simply forget about it....and inwardly do the chuckling thing. ;)
If his wife EVER found out you had seen them it is likely to cause your friend a whole heap of grief.
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I would have told. Better than if i happened to spill it to him under the influence of King Alcohol.
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Better yet.... copy it....and have the music Ozzie Osbourne's "Dreamer" playing in the background, send him a copy with a link to the intardnet where you sent another copy of it to.
:D
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Oh yes... i would have kept a copy.
You never know when that can come to good use :p
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You should tell him to be more careful where he leaves his camera, if they're going to do that stuff.
You finding it is one thing... Claire finding it is another. Could scar her for life. :eek:
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Originally posted by Dux
You should tell him to be more careful where he leaves his camera, if they're going to do that stuff.
You finding it is one thing... Claire finding it is another. Could scar her for life. :eek:
Claire is 1 1/2, Jacob on the other hand is 11, Owen 6, Josie 4... so yeah you got a point. :eek: i better mention it, but it will be awkard this long after :eek: :rofl
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Of course this thread is worthless without pics.
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You wanted pictures? Here goes..
I hacked into nilsens 'ultrasafe' portable computer last night and extracted this picture of his wife. (click on thumbnail to view)
(http://xs43.xs.to/pics/05343/genitalia.jpg.xs.jpg) (http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs43&d=05343&f=genitalia.jpg)
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Originally posted by Mustaine
it started slideshowing through pics, and it showed her face, and them in coitis before i got the dmn thing off
What were you getting off exactly?
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is she hot?
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Originally posted by Furball
is she hot?
judging by how he "accidentally" went through all the photos i'd say yes.
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Heh my thoughts exactly. First he saw only one photo, then the friggin deathmachine of a digital camera went crazy on him and started slideshowing all those wacky pictures!
I'm sure he was rolling in agony and couldn't stop the darn thing with his shaky fingers. :rofl
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lol :lol
i dont know cht about the functions of digital cameras, i have never had one, never used one really either. it must have been in power save or soemthing, and when i unhooked the usb cable it powered up.
first thing i did was pick it up, and start pressing buttons that looked like they did something important, and finally the lens moved behing the shield and it went off.
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was it by any chanse a Canon?
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i have no clue
it is silver :rofl i has a bunch of buttons on the back next to the screen...
thats about all i know
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There's nothing wrong in that anyway. Good ole skin is a healthy form of entertainment for a grown up.
Some people are just ashamed of being humans.
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Set it as his desktop background.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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No one has asked the all important question:
Is his wife "hot"? If not, that pic prolly would have totally grossed me out.
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Originally posted by Furball
is she hot?
You're getting old Ripsnort..