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Title: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: mosgood on August 25, 2005, 02:48:22 PM
Bottomless Cheerleaders Lead 'Nude

GRAND VIEW, N.D. -- It seemed like an innocent treat for the residents of Grand View Gardens, an assisted living facility for the elderly, when the Wilson High School cheerleaders came to lead some cheers in support of the local high school football team.

But then the cheerleaders did their famous Bottoms Up Back Flip Bonanza routine. To the dismay of many -- and clearly the delight of others -- among the 100 residents, all the cheerleaders wore no panties.

"It created quite a stir, I can tell you that," said a Grand View Gardens shift supervisor. "Two of our male residents had a collision of their motorized wheel chairs as they tried to get closer, thinking the girls might do the routine again. And then one woman on oxygen grew a bit faint in the excitement."

The shift supervisor said that while some residents were displeased, others laughed and applauded and asked the cheerleaders to do the routine again.

"One female resident who hasn't spoken is six years broke her silence by shouting, 'No long johns, Elmer. No long johns,'" the supervisor said. She said no one knew who Elmer was, since the woman's husband is named Fred.

Wilson High School officials said the girls at first said that it was purely a coincidence, that they all had simply forgotten to put on their undies. But after further discussion with school officials, they admitted planning the prank. A possible punishment is under study.
Title: Re: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: Mustaine on August 25, 2005, 02:50:42 PM
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Originally posted by mosgood
"One female resident who hasn't spoken is six years broke her silence by shouting, 'No long johns, Elmer. No long johns,'" the supervisor said. She said no one knew who Elmer was, since the woman's husband is named Fred..
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: Sandman on August 25, 2005, 03:02:17 PM
In other words... it's child pornography and everyone is going to be arrested. ;)
Title: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: Mustaine on August 25, 2005, 03:05:06 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman
In other words... it's child pornography and everyone is going to be arrested. ;)
lol

what i dont quite get is why a bunch of teenage girls would want to expose themselves to a bunch of dirty old men / geezers? :lol
Title: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: Sandman on August 25, 2005, 03:32:45 PM
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Originally posted by Mustaine
lol

what i dont quite get is why a bunch of teenage girls would want to expose themselves to a bunch of dirty old men / geezers? :lol


Don't ask... just enjoy it while it lasts. :D
Title: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: Mustaine on August 25, 2005, 03:39:35 PM
i'd have been the one crashing my scooter into the other guy trying to get closer, thats for sure :aok heck i'd run over the nurses if i had to :lol
Title: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: Meatwad on August 25, 2005, 03:50:42 PM
Why cant that happen here???? :mad:
Title: No long johns, Elmer. No long johns!!
Post by: Tarmac on August 25, 2005, 04:45:55 PM
Those cheerleaders are heroes.