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Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: NATEDOG on June 28, 2000, 12:07:00 PM

Due to increasing product liability litigation, beer manufacturers have
accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all beer containers:

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when
you are not.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
amazinhunk.

3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the  hell
happened to your pants.

7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung

fu powers.

9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning

and see something really scary
(whose species and or name you can't remember).

10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug

burns on the forehead.

11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really,really big guy named
FRANZ.

12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

13. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing
WITH you.

14. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small and sometimes-large gaps of time may seem to
literally disappear.

15. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy



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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-

".... And on the eighth day, God created beer. "
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: Gunthr on June 28, 2000, 03:20:00 PM
ROFLAO, wow, good matierial  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: hblair on June 29, 2000, 09:02:00 PM
hmmm, does anybody else feel like most of this stuff has happened to them too? heh  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: Saintaw on June 30, 2000, 12:49:00 AM
Appart from the Pregnancy.........I have to admit...  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: Animal on November 29, 2001, 02:41:00 AM
And this list is still true to date.
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: Tac on November 29, 2001, 09:46:00 AM
(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/20001218.gif)

 (http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/20001230.gif)

 (http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/20010117.gif)

 (http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/20010126.gif)

great comic. http://www.little-gamers.com (http://www.little-gamers.com)
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: Raubvogel on November 29, 2001, 03:02:00 PM
Why didn't they have these labels on bottles in my early 20's? Could have spared me some trouble  :)
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: Udie on November 29, 2001, 03:19:00 PM
Nate you just described my Saturday night experience at the con!!!  :D
Title: !!!!!!ALCOHOL WARNING!!!!!!
Post by: indian on November 30, 2001, 01:01:00 AM
Then Udie it was your pants hanging from the flag pole!!!  :D