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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DREDIOCK on September 06, 2005, 03:29:13 PM
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Oh so true!
Words Women use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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Think about it... search your memories and try to recall if once, just once a man has ever said to you, "I don't like your tone."
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Originally posted by Sandman
Think about it... search your memories and try to recall if once, just once a man has ever said to you, "I don't like your tone."
not in those words. with men its usually like
"Who you talking watermelon to?"
LOL
Actually with women and my wife in particular
"What did you mean by that"
"Well thats not the way you said it"
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Marriage is a mug's game.
BTDT, living alone for 10 years - never better.
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Funny stuff. Glad I have never heard any of that from my Wife. Does it really happen (I am sure it does,.while there is truth in all legends, just how much truth is there)?
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Originally posted by Sandman
Think about it... search your memories and try to recall if once, just once a man has ever said to you, "I don't like your tone."
My music teacher....
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LOL, ok now ill know what to say. :lol:
You guys know the difference between a diplomate and a lady?
If a diplomate says "yes", he means "maybe".
If a he says "maybe" he means "no".
If he says "no" - hes no real diplomate.
If a Lady says "no", she means "maybe".
If she says "maybe", she means "yes".
If she says "yes" - shes no real Lady.
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Skuzzy, who are you trying to kid?
Methinks you have been spending to much time around numpties and microwaves.:D
RTR
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So RTR, when did you meet my neighbors? :D
I am serious about this. My Wife has never used those types of expressions on me. It would be a violation of Rule #4 and #5. :)
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:lol
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ROFL!
Skuzzy, she's obviously a rare bird. Guess ya better hang on to her. Give her a hug from the rest of us down trodden SOB's will ya?
Do you think If I post those rules in my house it would help?
(eh, maybe not. T'would probably just get me hoisted by mine own petard).
:eek:
Cheers,
RTR
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How about...
"That's different."
Or
"Well that's different."
Used when you are drawing up some obvious comparison.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
So RTR, when did you meet my neighbors? :D
I am serious about this. My Wife has never used those types of expressions on me. It would be a violation of Rule #4 and #5. :)
Is she inflatable?
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
5- Flamebaiting, trolling, or posting to incite or annoy is not allowed.
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Originally posted by Hangtime
Is she inflatable?
So... this guy goes to one of those adult stores.
He asks, "Do you have any inflatable love dolls?"
The clerk answers, "Yes, do you want male or female?"
"Female"
"Blonde, brunette, or redhead?"
"Blonde"
"Christian or Muslim?"
"Christian or Muslim? What's the difference?"
"The Muslim dolls blow themselves up."
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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Skuzzy
you know your really in trouble if rule 16 comes into play
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Rule 16 does come into play once in while. Met by, "Huh?" and a puzzling look on my face.
I have to admit it, she is a rare one RTR. A conundrum even.
Hangtime, she is not inflatable, but she does know how to use the air compressor.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Hangtime, she is not inflatable, but she does know how to use the air compressor.
Mine is great with powertools too.. excellent with both the remote and phone (often at the same time).
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Ermmm FINE has much more meaning than that. It has long term ramifications in that the issue in question may be wheeled out at oppotune moments up to 50 years from the original date.
When it comes to arguments, women are like elephants - they NEVER forget.
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OH YES, YES!!! - When can I go to bed?
NEED Some Money - All of your money
Next week is good - NOW is better
We'll play in a little - Not a ****ing chance
I don't like sex - With you
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Hangtime, she is not inflatable, but she does know how to use the air compressor.
I'm afraid to ask what kind of uses she has for an air compressor she needs to know how to use one
I guess it could give a whole new meaning to the term Blo.... errr ummm nevermind:D
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Originally posted by Nilsen
excellent with both the remote and phone (often at the same time).
After watching my daughter yakking on the phone while watching TV the other night I am inclined to beleive its a born trait.
Much like ducks and water
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Originally posted by Wolfala
OH YES, YES!!! - When can I go to bed?
NEED Some Money - All of your money
Next week is good - NOW is better
We'll play in a little - Not a ****ing chance
I don't like sex - With you
before you do that. Will you do this for me please- What your doing no matter what it is wasnt my idea therefore it wasnt a good one.