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Title: Drug pushers and Software developer's comparision
Post by: Ripsnort on December 14, 2000, 01:15:00 PM
Drug dealers in BOLD and Software developers in ITALIC


Drug Dealers Refer to their clients as "users".

Software developers refer to their clients as "users".

"The first one's free!"

Software developers:"Download a free trail version..."

Strange Jargon : "Stick", "Rock","Dime Bag"

Software developers Strange Jargon : "SCSI", "RTFM","Java", "ISDN", "Pentium"

Realized that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year old market.

Software developers realize that there's tons of cash in the 14 to 25 year old market.

Job is assisted by the industries producing newer, more potent mixes.

Software developers:Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.

Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.

Software developers:Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.

Their product causes unhealthy addictions.

Software developers: Doom, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem, Aces High, 'nuff said!

Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers: Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

                   
                                                 
                                                 

                                                 

                                                 

                                                 

                                                 

                                                 
                                                 

                                                 

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Title: Drug pushers and Software developer's comparision
Post by: Maverick on December 14, 2000, 03:02:00 PM
LOL


Where is Nancy Reagan when ya need her??? Just say no to software!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)


Mav
Title: Drug pushers and Software developer's comparision
Post by: LJK Raubvogel on December 14, 2000, 03:07:00 PM
Hehehe....

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Title: Drug pushers and Software developer's comparision
Post by: Superfly on December 14, 2000, 03:44:00 PM
LOL!!!!
So true... especially the last part!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

ps.  Thanks for the basket of candy Rip.  You're still our #1 cheerleader.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

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