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Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Silat on September 07, 2005, 04:55:54 PM
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska.

The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his
first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.

Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged!

Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range.

There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Sp4de on September 07, 2005, 05:02:04 PM
I dont get it:huh
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: nirvana on September 07, 2005, 05:06:02 PM
That's because you don't really subscribe to Playgirl for the articles, do you?
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: FiLtH on September 07, 2005, 07:35:25 PM
Spade spade spade.  You sweet innocent child.  Dreamers of the dream.
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: RTR on September 07, 2005, 10:09:33 PM
Ummmm..Spade, you don't really come here for the jokes, do you?

;)

RTR
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: SaburoS on September 08, 2005, 04:29:54 AM
Silat,

LOL!!!:rofl
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Nilsen on September 08, 2005, 05:00:55 AM
ROFL Silat :rofl
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: WilldCrd on September 08, 2005, 05:27:06 AM
LOL good one:aok
Title: Funny Joke
Post by: Bodhi on September 08, 2005, 04:04:14 PM
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The brown bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices...  Either I maul you to death or we have sex."  

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the brown bear and shot it.  Right after, there as was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.  Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered.  Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Sandman on September 08, 2005, 04:09:21 PM
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=159438
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Regular on September 08, 2005, 04:16:27 PM
ok?:confused:
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Gunthr on September 08, 2005, 04:38:22 PM
I don't get it.  :confused:
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Meatwad on September 08, 2005, 04:39:42 PM
same joke just worded different
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: RightF00T on September 08, 2005, 08:47:01 PM
I dont quite get it the 2nd time around either...
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Geary420 on September 08, 2005, 08:53:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gunthr
I don't get it.  :confused:


Frank goes to the woods becuase he likes bear sex, not bear hunting.......
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Regular on September 08, 2005, 09:29:28 PM
Kinda feel sorry for anyone that find's that joke funny. lol

LAME-O!:cool:


I think the original varient is older than my great grandfather's,father peanut butter sack!
Title: Nice Joke
Post by: Hawklore on September 08, 2005, 10:04:52 PM
Bill was excited about his newly aquired weapon under the 2nd Amendmant and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big brown bear. The brown bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have oral sex."

After considering briefly, Bill decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, and had to have multiple oral surgeries, Bill soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the brown bear and shot it. Right after, there as was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bill. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex and a smoke."

Again, Bill thought it was better to cooperate.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered, never again did he eat beans and rice. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Bill, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: Vulcan on September 08, 2005, 10:21:14 PM
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy welcome to teh IntardNET!
Title: Well worn joke
Post by: FiLtH on September 08, 2005, 10:29:02 PM
Reginald was excited about his new toaster oven and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and inserted the bear into the toaster oven and set it on broil. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The brown bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Reginald decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Reginald soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the brown bear and stuffed it inside his trusty toaster oven made by Hamilton Beech, broiling it to a painful death. Right after, there as was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Reginald. That was my cousin's brother's nephew and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Reginald thought it was better to cooperate.

Although he survived, it took several months before Reginald finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and once again packed the toaster oven,which features variable heat settings, with the bear. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Reggie, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Title: Joke of the day
Post by: RightF00T on September 09, 2005, 10:16:12 AM
This joke is like Pauly Shore....it may look different and be on a different channel....but its still not funny.